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Things you don't say any more

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To my Mum and dad, oh please, please please can i, oh please please please please please can i, oh please please please........................ohhhhhhh alright then.
louise xx
Drewxcore
Sex God
say *no i havent been drinking mum * as the wall paper dances around behind her
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Course I don't smoke mum! :shock:
Firelizard
Sex God
Pass me the nappies! Yeyyyyy :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Quote by firelizard
Pass me the nappies! Yeyyyyy :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Dont you just love it when that happens. It saves you a fortune.
Louise xx
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Quote by louise_and_joe
Pass me the nappies! Yeyyyyy :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Dont you just love it when that happens. It saves you a fortune.
Louise xx
Until your hubby reaches 70 then it starts all over again rolleyes
Anyone seen my Tena Lady? :giggle:
Drewxcore
Sex God
*haha, gay boy* rolleyes
why do so many of us insist on being wankers when we reach a certain age
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Pass me the nappies! Yeyyyyy :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Dont you just love it when that happens. It saves you a fortune.
Louise xx
Until your hubby reaches 70 then it starts all over again rolleyes
Anyone seen my Tena Lady? :giggle:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: i'll be trading him in a for a younger model by then.
Louise xx
Not really im only joking.( just in case he reads this)
celestria
Sex God
Are we nearly there yet??????
I now say How much longer are you going to be "nearly there"????
dekntan
Sex God
hmmmmm things i dont say anymore,
Im a virgin rotflmao
I have 2 fried eggs lol
my fave band is take that :gagged:
Ive never been with a women :censored:
I dont drink alcohol drinkies
My mam sent me for some fags (but really they for me) :smoke:
bolt :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
Unknown User
i dont shag on first dates lol
MikeNorth
Sex God
Swingin'(very appropriate here!)....dodgy....very dodgy
Stone me!
Streaking
I'm with the Woolwich
Nice one Cyril!
Unknown User
book em danno
Unknown User
And the things I dont say anymore:
I can't find the blue salt bag in this packet of crisps
I love Spangles :happy:
I use a Gestetner machine at work
Can you cut me 2 ozs of butter please
Have you got a shilling for the meter
This sanitary belt's really uncomfortable :uhoh:
DD rotflmao
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Quote by firelizard
No thank you Miss Kiss
Unknown User
Things I don't say anymore -
"he's been convicted, so he MUST be guilty"
"It's on a computer, so it MUST be right"
"They've undercharged me by - I must go back"
(at the chippy) "A mixture please"
lol
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
(My dad still calls it a wireless!)

now hes talking about your laptop :giggle:
Unknown User
No.
Unknown User
geronimo!!!!!!!!! when jumping off something.
although i think i'm going to start again.
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by Miss_Kiss
No thank you Miss Kiss

Oi you! I've never said that blink
MikeNorth
Sex God
Ruddy (as in: "the ruddy bus is late again!")
mrs_cream123
Sex God
Yo duuuuuuuude
Awesome
Oh sugar!
Bullhead
Saddo
Are you talking to me or chewing a brick - A de-ranged ex-friend of mine stillsays that!
Miss Cream xxx
Airsteward
Warming the Bed
This train is on time
I want a 500ml can of coke
England are good at football/rugby/cricket/etc
Whats on Channel 4?
Airsteward
Warming the Bed
Quote by Fridayiminlove
The toy in the cornfalkes box is mine!

I still say that, even though my housemates dont like it lol
Drewxcore
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
'Fancy a shag, XXXXX ?'

Whats wrong with saying that? wink