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Things you make to eat when your pissed back from drinking !
Orgasminator
if it was running around in a field or cramped in a little cage its all good after a few drinks.
Cornflakes!!. for some reason I resolve to cornflakes when I'm pissed..... nice big bowl, loads of milk.. no sugar Yuk!!! .......... then I sit down to fall asleep at the telly, cornflakes go all soggy and I toss em away in the morning!!
Either that or cold leftover Kentucky Fried Chicken coz I always buy a bargain bucket ... throw the chips away and keep the rest for snacks later.
Either that or cold leftover Kentucky Fried Chicken coz I always buy a bargain bucket ... throw the chips away and keep the rest for snacks later.
Quote by goodtimez
Theres nothing like eating a donna kebab with your eyes shut!!!! yeh i know but it was a good night and i was tired
Mrs goodtimez just left me to it and went to bed lol Best thing about it as usual I wouldnt tackle a donna when i'm sober but when ive had a few pints then they are iresistable!!!!
Mr goodtimez
Quite right!! As soon as I see one eye shutting and donna kebab dribbling, that is def my signal for bed lol
I eat my chicken & chips with both eyes open and sober!!!!!!!!! as i'm usually the chaffeur (yes that is a dig Mr Goodtimez) xxxx lol
Mrs Goodtimez xxx
:x :x :x
Sex God
I can't cook when I'm sober.......
ExhibitA :shock:
....... so I wouldn't ever try to cook anything when I'm pissed...
Actually, although I've lived in this house for nearly 2 months now, I only found out the other day which button turns the oven on
That aside, me and food don't get on too well when alcohol is involved :shock: . The Indian meal I had before the Notts Munch shortly after having consumed several shots of Baileys didn't sit too well for two or three hours
:roll: :roll: (well OK, the whole bottle I also consumed in the hotel room didn't help much either :shock: ).
The best I can reasonably do after a night on the piss is the odd chip or two that I find on the ground in central Manchester :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ExhibitA :shock:
....... so I wouldn't ever try to cook anything when I'm pissed...
Actually, although I've lived in this house for nearly 2 months now, I only found out the other day which button turns the oven on
That aside, me and food don't get on too well when alcohol is involved :shock: . The Indian meal I had before the Notts Munch shortly after having consumed several shots of Baileys didn't sit too well for two or three hours
:roll: :roll: (well OK, the whole bottle I also consumed in the hotel room didn't help much either :shock: ). The best I can reasonably do after a night on the piss is the odd chip or two that I find on the ground in central Manchester :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Sex God
Quote by WhyTheHellNot!!!!!!
I can't cook when I'm sober.......
Exhibit A :shock:
just what is Exhibit A ??? :P :P :P :P
Batman Cookies
Quote by WhyTheHellNot!!!!!!
I can't cook when I'm sober.......
Exhibit A :shock:
just what is Exhibit A ??? :P :P :P :P
Batman Cookies
you sure thought is was fried egg and grilled toms LOL :twisted: :twisted:
I bet some arty farty type would nominate that for the Turner Prize ........
"Me and my friends - all 7 of them" - or some such other stoopid arty-farty name.
Looks like Custard n Cowpat to me though :confused:
Sex God
I found someone eating the left over BBQ and salad, cold, late on Sunday night,
Sex God
When pished and at university i had the best kebab house that done the best pizza EVER, i wont name it but its at the top of Broad Street in Wolverhampton
I often ate chinese when pished as well.
MikeC
I often ate chinese when pished as well.
MikeC
Sex God
Pizza and curry 
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Sex God
Quote by MikeC
When pished and at university i had the best kebab house that done the best pizza EVER, i wont name it but its at the top of Broad Street in Wolverhampton
I often ate chinese when pished as well.
MikeC
Lazzies Kebab & Pizza House?
NOOOOOOO!!!
when i was at uni in manchester all we could afford at the end of the night was a portion of egg fried rice from the chinese takeaway opposite owens park :thumbup:
since then i've matured into the donner kebabs and currys :thumbup: :thumbup:
on a slightly different topic, the worse thing i ever vomited up after a lot of ale was a KFC corn on the cob...not whole you understand...but i remember the feeling as it tried to clamber up my oesophagus, and the panic as i thought i was going to suffocate on it, don't know where all the liquid had gone to dilute it a bit, i'd had a skinful of beer aswell. never touched it since....corn on the cob i mean
since then i've matured into the donner kebabs and currys :thumbup: :thumbup:
on a slightly different topic, the worse thing i ever vomited up after a lot of ale was a KFC corn on the cob...not whole you understand...but i remember the feeling as it tried to clamber up my oesophagus, and the panic as i thought i was going to suffocate on it, don't know where all the liquid had gone to dilute it a bit, i'd had a skinful of beer aswell. never touched it since....corn on the cob i mean
Usually I end up getting the munchies when I'm out and get halfway through a kebab or chicken and chips before I pass out hehe.
If it's food at home then I tend to make a butty with anything that's in the fridge.
I'd love a fried egg butty but I wouldn't trust myself with a pan after a few shandies.
If it's food at home then I tend to make a butty with anything that's in the fridge.
I'd love a fried egg butty but I wouldn't trust myself with a pan after a few shandies.
