Things you make to eat when your pissed back from drinking !

13 Aug 2005

Just for fun.........but as a chef this a good one !!!!
Just had 5 pints in the pub and had this craving for cheesey powdered mash with a Bombay Bad Boy pot noodle on top went down a treat, although very unheathly E numbers suprise i think.
Let me know your delights of multi layered sandwiches with everything in them from the fridge.
S+V biggrin

:D :evil: :D

13 Aug 2005

I dont cook when pissed, but last night a load of us went for a curry, I dont like hot ones, I suffer the next day. I went to the toilet and some bugger put some chicken vindaloo into my korma.
Its certainly fucked up my karma today!

13 Aug 2005

Just stick sommat under the grill..........bread ,cheese.......what ever.....
mmmmmm sounds good mmmmmmmmm

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
Just stick sommat under the grill..........bread ,cheese.......what ever.........

Then fall asleep and waken to the dulcit tones of the local fire brigade and a house full of black smoke.. lol

13 Aug 2005

You;ve made me hungry now!
I made an opportunist purchase of a piece of calves liver in Teso this afternoon - was going to have it for lunch tomorrow.
Think I'll go and drag it through some melted sage butter with a bit of granary bread to wipe the pan out with!

13 Aug 2005

buttered scouring pad ..................... :twisted:

13 Aug 2005

:shock: Really like Xmas for this as you can always find a Pork Pie in the fridge and ut some good old english mustard on it. :shock:
In fact Xmas seems the only time we do have something in the fridge :cry: think i'll have a word :twisted:

13 Aug 2005

Quote by redstilletto
buttered scouring pad ..................... :twisted:

C'mon Red, let's go down the road for a kebab lol

13 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
buttered scouring pad ..................... :twisted:

C'mon Red, let's go down the road for a kebab lol

hmmm chewy pad .....or scrummy kebab '
toughy that one
ok you twisted me arm
you did say your paying didnt ya
can i have chips to :twisted:

13 Aug 2005

Quote by redstilletto
buttered scouring pad ..................... :twisted:

C'mon Red, let's go down the road for a kebab lol

hmmm chewy pad .....or scrummy kebab '
toughy that one
ok you twisted me arm
you did say your paying didnt ya
can i have chips to :twisted:
*smokerjim asks smoking muff if she wants to join him and redstilletoe*
You can have whatever I can provide, red :twisted: kiss

13 Aug 2005

ooooooooo a minge a twa (can you tell im crap at french)..down at the kebab shop
:twisted:

13 Aug 2005

A Brown sauce sandwich, with so much sauce that it squeezes out when I bite into it.
In the morning I find the stain and try to clean it up.
Thankfully, the Kitchen has wood laminate flooring, unfortunately the bedroom does not. :cry:

13 Aug 2005

Quote by redstilletto
ooooooooo a minge a twa (can you tell im crap at french)..down at the kebab shop
:twisted:

A threesome at the kebab shop - nice ( you want me to pick up a pint of milk at the 24hr shop too? )

13 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
ooooooooo a minge a twa (can you tell im crap at french)..down at the kebab shop
:twisted:

A threesome at the kebab shop - nice ( you want me to pick up a pint of milk at the 24hr shop too? )
milk lol ( yes you can mock aint the same drinking black coffee )
and a pack of choccy biscuits
ooooo and a pack of fags
right kettle on ............hurry up

13 Aug 2005

Quote by redstilletto
ooooooooo a minge a twa (can you tell im crap at french)..down at the kebab shop
:twisted:

A threesome at the kebab shop - nice ( you want me to pick up a pint of milk at the 24hr shop too? )
milk lol ( yes you can mock aint the same drinking black coffee )
and a pack of choccy biscuits
ooooo and a pack of fags
right kettle on ............hurry up
Choccy digestives or rich tea?
Brand of fags? Light or proper? Superkings or proper?
Have you tea bags and sugar? ( I'll get them too, if need be )
Bugger...just remembered, I don't know where you live :doh:

:banghead:

13 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
ooooooooo a minge a twa (can you tell im crap at french)..down at the kebab shop
:twisted:

A threesome at the kebab shop - nice ( you want me to pick up a pint of milk at the 24hr shop too? )
milk lol ( yes you can mock aint the same drinking black coffee )
and a pack of choccy biscuits
ooooo and a pack of fags
right kettle on ............hurry up
Choccy digestives or rich tea?
Brand of fags? Light or proper? Superkings or proper?
Have you tea bags and sugar? ( I'll get them too, if need be )
Bugger...just remembered, I don't know where you live :doh:

:banghead:
come down the a14
turn right
then left
then right
follow the smell of manure
2nd traffic lights
go round the roundaboot 4 times
cream house
pm ya me shopping list
................................................(nice try jimbo)
:twisted:

14 Aug 2005

Quote by smokerjim
A threesome at the kebab shop - nice ( you want me to pick up a pint of milk at the 24hr shop too? )

I wouldn't say no to a threesome in my local kebab shop, two very sexy guys work there that I wouldn't mind getting my hands on. :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:

14 Aug 2005

Yu,

14 Aug 2005

Quote by redstilletto
ooooooooo a minge a twa (can you tell im crap at french)..down at the kebab shop
:twisted:

A threesome at the kebab shop - nice ( you want me to pick up a pint of milk at the 24hr shop too? )
milk lol ( yes you can mock aint the same drinking black coffee )
and a pack of choccy biscuits
ooooo and a pack of fags
right kettle on ............hurry up
I am rotflmao

red babes its the choocy biscuits that did it.....youll soon look like one the rate you eat them :shock:

14 Aug 2005

Quote by WhyTheHellNot!!!!!!
Just for fun.........but as a chef this a good one !!!!
Just had 5 pints in the pub and had this craving for cheesey powdered mash with a Bombay Bad Boy pot noodle on top went down a treat, although very unheathly E numbers suprise i think.
Let me know your delights of multi layered sandwiches with everything in them from the fridge.
S+V :D :evil: :D

best one ive done is a toast pizza, can be tricky if you are totally pissed, get the grill warmin up stick some bread in the toaster, when it pops up, put a nice thick layer of ketchup on the toast...be sure to cover every millimeter of the suface or it`l burn, then ad your cheese, and toppings of your choice, i go for the standard hawian, they are well nice once youve grilled em till the cheese melts mmmmmmmmmm

14 Aug 2005

Bacon, egg and mature cheddar in toasted Burgen bread, with Vegemite and mayonaise on the toast. I know it sounds minging but at 3am it is heaven.

14 Aug 2005

Theres nothing like eating a donna kebab with your eyes shut!!!! yeh i know but it was a good night and i was tired lol

Mrs goodtimez just left me to it and went to bed lol Best thing about it as usual I wouldnt tackle a donna when i'm sober but when ive had a few pints then they are iresistable!!!!
Mr goodtimez

14 Aug 2005

When we come in from a night out and doj is feeling hungry
he will go out the kitchen and concoct something
It all tends to get thrown into the wok, loads of chilli, peppers
garlic and anything else he can find inthe fridge.
cooks it up and its always delicious, when he tries to repeat
it when he is sober, its never the same.
oh well cant have everything all of the time.
lisamarie.
I've seen him cutting up a beef joint into cubes and doing
i dont know what.

14 Aug 2005

the best thing when u carnt be arsed to go to the take away is cheese on toast with red ketchup

14 Aug 2005

I tend to look at whats in the fridge
if Im not too bad i get the wok out and do a stir fry or make a fratata
if I cant be arsed cheese on toast with a splash of lea n perins or a bacon butty biggrin

14 Aug 2005

i just get keith to make fried egg sandwichers with red sauce mmmmm biggrin

14 Aug 2005

Quote by salt_n_pepper
i just get keith to make fried egg sandwichers with red sauce mmmmm

oooooooooooooooooooh I like them too :D

14 Aug 2005

Pancakes!!!1 :grin:
I always seem to have exactly the right stuff at my house every time I get in pissed, must sub concsiously buy it when out shopping.
But it's yummy, pancakes with maple syrup and milk :twisted: , makes me feel great in the morning :bs: .....but does go down well :giggle:

14 Aug 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
I tend to look at whats in the fridge
if Im not too bad i get the wok out and do a stir fry or make a fratata
if I cant be arsed cheese on toast with a splash of lea n perins or a bacon butty

and you help yourself to room service trays too vicky lmaoooooooooooo
It was only the crisps .......... redface

you dragged me into the room before I could get at the sandwich wink