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Things you never expected to hear from your partner

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Stormwalker
Sex God
Following on from a different thread, what are the things that you never ever thought you would hear from your partner?
Fire....
“Stormy, can you shave my arse for me?” blink
:giggle:
Stormwalker
Sex God
Fire…I’d love a gooki handbag……
Storm…You mean Gucci….. rolleyes
Stormwalker
Sex God
many books in a treeology Stormy :huh:
Unknown User
hunny, i'd like to explore my bi side :eek: :eek: :shock: :shock:
Unknown User
I love it when you sing cos you've a voice like an angel.
Unknown User
Quote by Stormwalker
Following on from a different thread, what are the things that you never ever thought you would hear from your partner?
Fire....
“Stormy, can you shave my arse for me?” blink

and what's wrong with that request?? lol keeps everything nice n smooth! cool
and....
"I've a headache.." :lol:
Firelizard
Sex God
:eeek: redface evil
:taz:
Sorry I just can't find the words!!!!!
poshkate
Sex God
Quote by firelizard
:eeek: redface evil
:taz:
Sorry I just can't find the words!!!!!

want me to hold him down for ya chick, so that you can give him a good spanking :lol2:
Sarah
Sex God
Offering to help as well :giggle:
Unknown User
Leave the poor bloke alone :cry: .....
confused Nah.... actually, he deserves a good spanking for this thread! :thumbup:
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by poshkate
:eeek: redface evil
:taz:
Sorry I just can't find the words!!!!!

want me to hold him down for ya chick, so that you can give him a good spanking :lol2:
No, because if you were holding me down I would find far better things to do than spanking Stormy :twisted:
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Offering to help as well :giggle:

Oooh a girly threesome coming on :bounce:
dekntan
Sex God
i look better in that outfit than you darling :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :censored:
bolt
anais
Sex God
Mine told me I had *stout legs* and I looked good in a dim light!
Im now divorced! confused :?
Lost
Sex God
:love: :love: She was 20yrs old cute sexy and said 'I do' :shock: :love: :love:
Unknown User
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
heres a tena get out for a drink lol

Do you have a problem we should know about then? :giggle:
Offers to help Fire in any way she deems necessary.....
easy
Sex God
Quote by firelizard
Offering to help as well :giggle:

Oooh a girly threesome coming on :bounce:

*pulls up chair and opens bag of corn chips*
Quote by anais
Mine told me I had *stout legs* and I looked good in a dim light!
Im now divorced! confused :?

Obviously a graduate of the Bernard Manning School of Charm. :giggle:
sword_stileto
Orgasminator
"Stileto , why ai'nt I on that site withyou!!!"
"Stileto again!! Take me dogging!!!!!!!!!!"
allofus
Sexlightened
"Ive got my wallet, im paying". PMSL I dont think so Mr Allofus
soulboy__girl
Sexlightened
Other half left voice mail message a while back and said "Hi me, its you".
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
rotflmao Some of these made me chuckle!

Nola you so need a spanking for this!!!!! smackbottom
midsprincess
Orgasminator
Darling would you like me to do the washing up?
mad
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Firelizard
rotflmao Some of these made me chuckle!

Nola you so need a spanking for this!!!!! smackbottom
Mission accomplished :rascal:
Kns2006
Sexlightened
Quote by Firelizard
rotflmao Some of these made me chuckle!

Nola you so need a spanking for this!!!!! smackbottom
Having just read the first page ......
Any one else got a feeling of deja vu ?? biggrin
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
Following on from a different thread, what are the things that you never ever thought you would hear from your partner?
Fire....
“Stormy, can you shave my arse for me?” blink
:giggle:

What do you do when you hear that from someone who's not your partner?! :giggle:
bolt
Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Following on from a different thread, what are the things that you never ever thought you would hear from your partner?
Fire....
“Stormy, can you shave my arse for me?” blink
:giggle:

What do you do when you hear that from someone who's not your partner?! :giggle:
bolt
I say "make yourself comfortable DG, this could take some time"
lol
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirlie
“Stormy, can you shave my arse for me?” blink
:giggle:

What do you do when you hear that from someone who's not your partner?! :giggle:
bolt
:shock: redface surprisedops: But.... but.... you're my huswife!!
:giggle:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
Following on from a different thread, what are the things that you never ever thought you would hear from your partner?
Fire....
“Stormy, can you shave my arse for me?” blink
:giggle:

What do you do when you hear that from someone who's not your partner?! :giggle:
bolt
I say "make yourself comfortable DG, this could take some time"
lol
You want your arse shaved?! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:mrgreen:
:bolt: