You know the sort of thing
"aren't the Government doing a great job"
or
I wish my willy was much smaller
or that old
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Things you rarely hear
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whispers from single females tell mrs your husband is hot 
dave notts admiting he`s wrong in the CA forum
you dont see:women going out in the first dress they try on
or a energy sales person saying thats a better deal than we can offer
dave notts admiting he`s wrong in the CA forum
you dont see:women going out in the first dress they try on
or a energy sales person saying thats a better deal than we can offer
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How about
"The economy is fine, we were wrong about a crisis, someone just put the decimal point in the wrong place"
J & S
"The economy is fine, we were wrong about a crisis, someone just put the decimal point in the wrong place"
J & S
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Clinic says I'll be fine as long as I stick to the prescribed medication!
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Things I rarely hear: "You were terrific darling" :sad: "That was the best I've ever had" :sad:
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You are the best!
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That girl on cam is a total munter ... I wish she'd put her tits away!
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Thank god for severe incontinence. Now at least I don't have to worry about where the next service station is.
Loving the idea that if I spend £50 or more in Tesoc I can get an extra 5's worth of club card points this week.
Fu*k! Did you see the bite that postman gave our Doberman.
"No darling I may of been half naked on the bed but it was a holiday magazine I was looking at and I was just gasping at the price"
You say your parents have decided to come down for Christmas....great!
Loving the idea that if I spend £50 or more in Tesoc I can get an extra 5's worth of club card points this week.
Fu*k! Did you see the bite that postman gave our Doberman.
"No darling I may of been half naked on the bed but it was a holiday magazine I was looking at and I was just gasping at the price"
You say your parents have decided to come down for Christmas....great!
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"Those energy suppliers do such a wonderful job - they deserve every million they make!"
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Oh I see now,you were right all the time
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The ice-cream van. He always runs out before he gets to our street.
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The ice-cream van. He always runs out before he gets to our street.
Isn't that what the music's for ... to let you know they've run out
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"Wow, that's a big one"
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Wasent that a nice happy Christmas on Eastenders 
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A man saying he cant cus he's got a headache.
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"Just pop round and shag me anytime you have a spare minute"
