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Just realized that I have forgotten to do the main job given to me earlier :scared:
I have forgotten to bury the Hamster that we found dead in its cage this afternoon confused??:
I have a few choices I guess. Get off my ass dont go and play Xbox live and bury the hamster. Unlikely its fecking cold outside. Leave it where it is and pray no one notices innocent Or risk making the situation worse by hiding the hamster somewhere else then bury it tomorrow when no ones around :twisted: Problem with this is knowing me I'll forget I hid the hamster and wont remember until a weeks time when I notice the flies.
Luckily the little one hasn't noticed her hamster isn't moving. I think maybe Santa is in need of help from a small hamster this year wink
What have you forgotten that really you shouldn't have?
Reminded me of a story someone told me years ago!
My mates dog came in with a dead rabbit. Realising it was the little girls pet next door and horrified that her dog had killed it. She cleaned the bunny up, washed an shampooed it, gave the fur a good brush and sneaked into the next door garden and put it in the rabbit hutch. Hoping the family would think it had died of natural causes.
A few hours later she heard screaming coming from her neighbours house. Running round to see if all was ok she found the family stood round the rabbit hutch. Asking what was up - she was told that the rabbit had died the previous day and they buried it in the garden and some git had dug it up put it back in the rabbit hutch.
Back to the opening post - Things I shouldn't forget is my daughters birthday - always get it muddled up with my nieces that is three days later surprisedps:
Oh Tweeky - burry it tonight before you forgot - alternatively, pop it in a sandwich bag and keep it in the freezer overnight
just drop it in the bin outside instead
then get another one for the little one and explain that the other one was really poorly and is now in a better place safe and not in pain anymore
it saves them seeing it dead in the first place
Quote by anais
Reminded me of a story someone told me years ago!
My mates dog came in with a dead rabbit. Realising it was the little girls pet next door and horrified that her dog had killed it. She cleaned the bunny up, washed an shampooed it, gave the fur a good brush and sneaked into the next door garden and put it in the rabbit hutch. Hoping the family would think it had died of natural causes.
A few hours later she heard screaming coming from her neighbours house. Running round to see if all was ok she found the family stood round the rabbit hutch. Asking what was up - she was told that the rabbit had died the previous day and they buried it in the garden and some git had dug it up put it back in the rabbit hutch.

I know I shouldn't but rotflmao :rotflmao: That is the first time I have laughed in 5 days... Thank you Anais smile
I suppose its a bit too late to point out that hamsters hibernate and appear dead if there is a shortage of food or water? We found that one out the hard way, RIP waggles, I still have nightmares about the claw marks on the biscuit tin lid, discovered when my curious 8 year old dug him up to se if he had gone to heaven.
Move a little soil so it looks like you have buried the hamster and put it in the bin. I made the mistake of burying our guinea pig and ended up digging it up 3 years later when I was doing a make over of the garden :sad:
Quote by anais
Reminded me of a story someone told me years ago!
My mates dog came in with a dead rabbit. Realising it was the little girls pet next door and horrified that her dog had killed it. She cleaned the bunny up, washed an shampooed it, gave the fur a good brush and sneaked into the next door garden and put it in the rabbit hutch. Hoping the family would think it had died of natural causes.
A few hours later she heard screaming coming from her neighbours house. Running round to see if all was ok she found the family stood round the rabbit hutch. Asking what was up - she was told that the rabbit had died the previous day and they buried it in the garden and some git had dug it up put it back in the rabbit hutch.
Back to the opening post - Things I shouldn't forget is my daughters birthday - always get it muddled up with my nieces that is three days later surprisedps:
Oh Tweeky - burry it tonight before you forgot - alternatively, pop it in a sandwich bag and keep it in the freezer overnight

It is wrong, but you have just made my day
I am also in giggles over the rabbit story!!!! and i know i shouldnt be!!
Quote by anais
Reminded me of a story someone told me years ago!

Which reminds me of one I was told last year:
A friend of a friend was dobermann sitting for friends in London. Sadly the dog died while his owners were away.
The girl phoned a vet she'd used before on the other side of town who said that if she brought the dog over to the surgery they would 'handle' it.
She managed to get the dobermann in a large holdall and, unable to afford a cab, took the tube.
The bag was obviously very heavy - literally a dead weight - and some kind man offered to help her carry it. He asked what she had in it and, not wishing to freak him out completely, she said it was all her cds as she was moving flats.
When they got above ground, this guy hoisted the bag over his shoulder and ran off with it into the crowds ...
My day is getting better
On the way home from football Tueaday we had the radio on and they were on about pet insurance and was it worth it, some woman rang in and mentioned she had spent somewhere near £1000 on her pet animal for some hip surgery, you shouldnt but I did laugh when she said two weeks later it was knocked down
who's going to do top gear now..........................blink
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Reminded me of a story someone told me years ago!

Which reminds me of one I was told last year:
A friend of a friend was dobermann sitting for friends in London. Sadly the dog died while his owners were away.
The girl phoned a vet she'd used before on the other side of town who said that if she brought the dog over to the surgery they would 'handle' it.
She managed to get the dobermann in a large holdall and, unable to afford a cab, took the tube.
The bag was obviously very heavy - literally a dead weight - and some kind man offered to help her carry it. He asked what she had in it and, not wishing to freak him out completely, she said it was all her cds as she was moving flats.
When they got above ground, this guy hoisted the bag over his shoulder and ran off with it into the crowds ...
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Shireen, long time no see wave kiss
Billy :kiss:
Quote by anais
Reminded me of a story someone told me years ago!

Which reminds me of one I was told last year:
A friend of a friend was dobermann sitting for friends in London. Sadly the dog died while his owners were away.
The girl phoned a vet she'd used before on the other side of town who said that if she brought the dog over to the surgery they would 'handle' it.
She managed to get the dobermann in a large holdall and, unable to afford a cab, took the tube.
The bag was obviously very heavy - literally a dead weight - and some kind man offered to help her carry it. He asked what she had in it and, not wishing to freak him out completely, she said it was all her cds as she was moving flats.
When they got above ground, this guy hoisted the bag over his shoulder and ran off with it into the crowds ...
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Shireen, long time no see wave kiss
Billy :kiss:
Anais :wave:passionkiss
Quote by Ben_welshminx
I suppose its a bit too late to point out that hamsters hibernate and appear dead if there is a shortage of food or water? We found that one out the hard way, RIP waggles, I still have nightmares about the claw marks on the biscuit tin lid, discovered when my curious 8 year old dug him up to se if he had gone to heaven.

Actually I confess its still in the cage innocent
I shall check it thoroughly before doing whatever with it this afternoon whilst she is at an Xmas party.
I'm a great beleiver that children should learn early on where their food comes from.
Hamster au Vin?
bolt
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Actually I confess its still in the cage innocent
I shall check it thoroughly before doing whatever with it this afternoon whilst she is at an Xmas party.

I'm sorry, I have nothing to add but Mr Tweeky - I forgot how much you and yours made me laugh lol Don't ever change!
*Her*
Quote by couplefunuk

Actually I confess its still in the cage innocent
I shall check it thoroughly before doing whatever with it this afternoon whilst she is at an Xmas party.

I'm sorry, I have nothing to add but Mr Tweeky - I forgot how much you and yours made me laugh lol Don't ever change!
*Her*
Cant change dont have enough money :lol:
Anyway ..... hamsters in the bin sad
When at school;
don't forget how many grandparents you've "killed off" in order to be excused from doing your homework.
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When at school;
don't forget how many grandparents you've "killed off" in order to be excused from doing your homework.

Your not just witchy your freaky. You keep doing the same things as me lol I killed off to many grandparents but whilst I was an apprentice painter decorator. Collage and placement compared notes, hmm didnt think of that.