1. You probably need to get tested ...
2. I always faked it with you.
3. I'm pregnant!
4. Are you sure it's mine?
5. Do you mind if I apply for a job in your office?
6. I still use one of your old shirts as a pillowcase.
7. My new boyfriend/girlfriend looks just like you!
8. Today would have been our fifth anniversary.
9. I heard "our song" on the radio this morning and thought that was a sign I should call you.
10. Your mom thinks we should get back together.
Any more?
I've posted your 'special' photos on the internet
A phone call !!!!
Infact any contact what so ever !!!!
John
For fuck sake.....are you still alive?
...the divorce will be nullified, so I still own half of what's yours.. :sad:
Hi, it's me ..... you thought I was dead...I'm not! :twisted:
I've been asked to say a few words about our dear departed....
" hi i`ve been talkng to your mum and she said you was single.......... again" :crazy:
i was chatting to one of your old girlfriends and we both agreed you had the smallest willy ever
Because it could be yours or your dads they say the DNA test can only be 70% accurate, so we will never know...............:confused:
The one that makes me laugh everytime I do it..........(text)keep driving I'm in the backseat don't turn round .....then start sharpening the knife. It's hilarious :twisted:
well that's another one killed....
or did I ????? :twisted: :twisted:
