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I've never ...
been to a swingers club
never watched Watership Down or Tarka the Otter or Ring of Brightwater (never will either)
never seen a wild Otter (but I have been promised by somebody to take me and show me them cool)
never had sex with a female (yet :rascal: )
never been to the USA
never been arrested ......(not for the want of trying lol) seems coppers are frighten of me dunno
some things I have done and will never do again and some things I'm just getting into :rascal: :twisted: 8-)
Quote by splendid_

I have never had a girlie weekend away sad

let me help you with that one
:twisted:
splendid
I meant as in shopping, meal and dancing.
Did you dunno :lol2:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

I have never had a girlie weekend away :(

Pussy Posse anyone? innocent
Do I have stupid written on my forehead :dunno:
You scare me enough from a distance Sassy :lol2:
Quote by Countess
never had sex with a female (yet :rascal: )

Well you can think of me as a kind of half-way-house if you like? dunno :lol2:
Quote by Dawnie
Do I have stupid written on my forehead :dunno:
You scare me enough from a distance Sassy :lol2:

Be afraid.... be very afraid of the PP!!! I'm surprised I got out alive! innocent
Quote by Dawnie

I have never had a girlie weekend away sad

let me help you with that one
:twisted:
splendid
I meant as in shopping, meal and dancing.
Did you dunno :lol2:

Nope, but you know that... let me go into detail by PM.
splendid
Quote by splendid_
Nope, but you know that... let me go into detail by PM.
splendid

:doh:
What about if I tell you I have given up swinging dunno
Quote by Dawnie
You scare me enough from a distance Sassy :lol2:

:cry:
I'm not scary honest sad
Quote by Kiss
never had sex with a female (yet :rascal: )

Well you can think of me as a kind of half-way-house if you like? dunno :lol2:
Quote by Dawnie
Do I have stupid written on my forehead :dunno:
You scare me enough from a distance Sassy :lol2:

Be afraid.... be very afraid of the PP!!! I'm surprised I got out alive! innocent
*Tut* Another reason why the LAPP exist lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren

You scare me enough from a distance Sassy :lol2:

:cry:
I'm not scary honest sad
No, you aren't kiss
Quote by Sassy-Seren

You scare me enough from a distance Sassy :lol2:

:cry:
I'm not scary honest sad
I know your not really Sassy kiss
I got out alive when I met you at Notts :smug:
Quote by Dawnie

You scare me enough from a distance Sassy :lol2:

:cry:
I'm not scary honest sad
I know your not really Sassy kiss
I got out alive when I met you at Notts :smug:
Just :twisted:
ive never recieved a valentines card
ive never been able to swim
ive never been married ( or been asked or asked or bothered lol)
ive never learnt how to set my video to record lol
xx fem xx
I have never asked anyone out. redface
I have never been in a reliant robin lol
I have never come out of the hairdresser's happy :shock:
I have never had a strictly FF adventure...YET :twisted:
I have never been normal :P
Nicky
Russ has/had quite a few "i have never's" but im slowly working thro them pmsl
Quote by Dawnie

You scare me enough from a distance Sassy :lol2:

:cry:
I'm not scary honest sad
I know your not really Sassy kiss
I got out alive when I met you at Notts :smug:
That was only 'cos Sassy was distracted by me and was pinning me in a chair while you legged it. evil
Don't think I didn't see you Dawnie. :P lol
Quote by Cossie

I've never plucked my eyebrows.

realy ?
Yes, I tried it once and I didn't like it :undecided:
Quote by blonde
You obviously have never met Minxy ........ she could be Denis Healeys daughter :giggle:

bolt
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I have no idea what you mean blonde!!!

:giggle:
never caught a speeding bullet between my teeth.
never regretted anything i've done (did regret not doing a couple of things though).
never smoked
never told my boss to stick his job up his :censored: (oh boy now thats tempting).
never eaten a curry
Ian
Quote by easy
That was only 'cos Sassy was distracted by me and was pinning me in a chair while you legged it. evil
Don't think I didn't see you Dawnie. :P lol

What with my arse, you can't miss me :lol2:
I was getting a ball from under my car tonight while playing with the kids. I stupidly said "does my bum look big in this"
Eldest child "your bum looks big in everything!"
:doh:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I have no idea what you mean blonde!!!

:giggle:

You owe me a keyboard! :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Along that line...
I've never waxed my eyebrows or had them professionally plucked. (sign me up to the Binxy School of UnaBushyBrow! lol )
I've never been on a girls only holiday either (yet).
kiss
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D
Bugger, I started reading people's lists but kept saying I've done that :shock:
Never had sex with a stranger
Never had a purely FF encounter
Never read or seen any Harry Potter books/films either
Never swallowed (or spat for that matter)
Never had a speeding ticket
Never got over the nervous feeling before/during meets LOL.
Cx
I've never had a MMF ( doesn't appeal to me......yet :twisted: )
I've never eaten oysters :gagged:
I've never seen to the Rocky Horror Show ( seen the film though ) redface
I've never looked at Dai without thinking pphhhhwwwwoooaaaarrrr!!!!! :twisted: :lickface:
Thanks for the lil kisses dawnie....never worked out how to do it meself on here der lol
ian never had a curry? oh my god!!!!!!
never ran naked through the rain...in a field....maybe one day...lol
never just snogged the face off someone that i fancied straight away..you now like in the movies (probably coz im married lol)
never bought or worn a bikini rolleyes
never been smothered in chocolate and fed to the lesbians......lol
peppsxx
I've got another one:
Squirted!
Oh, and been ashamed of anything I've done.
Quote by winchwench
I've got another one:
Squirted!

I like a challenge. :twisted:
Been afraid
Quote by Kiss
I've got another one:
Squirted!

I like a challenge. :twisted:
Until just then! :scared:
:giggle:
Quote by devondelight
I've never pee-ed in a public swimming bath
or
Flown in a hot air balloon (tho I'd love to)
or
ridden a uni-cycle
or
been to a fetish party
DD

I did a circus skills course. Do you juggle? I've got some balls you could play around with. :shock: wink biggrin
Quote by keeno
I've never pee-ed in a public swimming bath
or
Flown in a hot air balloon (tho I'd love to)
or
ridden a uni-cycle
or
been to a fetish party
DD

I did a circus skills course. Do you juggle? I've got some balls you could play around with. :shock: wink biggrin
Do I juggle :shock: .. silly question, I'm a woman .. of course I juggle .. we ladies are all very good at multi-tasking and can juggle jobs, housework, children and social events with ease cool lol
DD :D
I've never:
squirted (trying though redface )
joined the mile high club (well properly anyway wink )
had a tattoo done or considered it
been reckless with money
pink x
I've never.....
Had sex with a man I did'nt marry
Had a tattoo
Been in a hot air balloon
Meaningfully hurt anyone
I'm sure there's more wink
I've never walked a marathon........... lol
Quote by markz
I've never walked a marathon........... lol

Have you ran one though?