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Think I've finally hit puberty.

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Why do I think this?
Simple. Because my moustache is becoming more and more evident.
Now, for a blonde, this is a worry. You know we all have upper lip hair, regardless of gender or colouring, but usually us bimbos have such light coloured hair, it is practically invisible.
Trouble I have got is mine seems to be growing thick and fast. I can actually grab hold of it with my finger tips.
At this rate, I'll be twirling like Dali in no time.

OK, so I know not to shave (don't want to make it worse), bleaching would not work (as it's colourless anyway), electrolysis is way outta by budget, or I could just try and out-do Reese. rolleyes
Waxing? What's that like? Any women prepared to fess up to having a top lip wax, and if so.. is it any cop?
What are my other options?
edited coz I am a twat
Eeny meeny miney mo, pick a thread and watch it go.
"This topic does not exist" You did that deliberately, didn't yoo? rotflmao
and when you finally hit adulthood, you might manage to delete the double post before anyone notices wink
Venusxxx
Not puberty. Menopause, darling rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
.... runs like hell to escape the wrath of the formidable Vix
Get Timmy to nibble it off :P
Jas
XXX
Quote by Vix
Why do I think this?
Simple. Because my moustache is becoming more and more evident.
Now, for a blonde, this is a worry. You know we all have uper lip hair, regardless of gender or colouring, but usually us bimbos have such light colourd hair, it is practically invisible.
Trouble I havre got is mine seems to be growing thick and fast. I can actually grab hold of it with my finger tips.
At this rate, I'll be twirling like Dali in no time.

OK, so I know not to shave (don't want to make it worse), bleaching would not work (as it's colourless anyway), electrolysis is way outta by budget, or I could just try and out-do Reese. rolleyes
Waxing? What's that like? Any women prepared to fess up to having a top lip wax, and if so.. is it any cop?
What are my other options?

electrolysis isnt that expensive for one or two sessions with im guessing you,d need half of one maybe if that.. a good electrologist could clear your top lip in 30 mins , or try a local college that teaches in beauty you can get it for nothing vitually , light hairs are hard to destroy but ive waxed b4 in my time and its was painfull for me but obviously but would be a second for you vix
I believe, that facil hair can tbe treated by something called EPIL, think thats its name. Its like sopme sort of radio waves that pass through this box thing and is more or less painless. Ut last for about 6 weeks and each time you have it done the hairs go weaker and weaker.
You can have this done at most beauticuans(if you want to cut costs try you local college they often do very discounted rates so their final year students can practise) or Boots do some appliances that do this that you can use at home
Failing that , like you say there is always waxing which you can do at home, again back to Boots they do one in a metal container that you warm up and spread on and it dosnt hurt at all, sorry cant remeber the brand name but it costs about five pounds and has honey in it
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Eeny meeny miney mo, pick a thread and watch it go.
"This topic does not exist" You did that deliberately, didn't yoo? rotflmao

Yes. Yes I did.
Quote by Marya
Not puberty. Menopause, darling :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
.... runs like hell to escape the wrath of the formidable Vix

Bollox, you're not wrong, hun. Hot flushers, the works!
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and when you finally hit adulthood, you might manage to delete the double post before anyone notices wink
Venusxxx

Fuck off, you! Ner ner ne ner ner. bolt
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Get Timmy to nibble it off :P
Jas
XXX

Now we're talking!
Rachel-lane & Foxy - thank you! I'll look into it. biggrin
Electrolysis makes your skin hard.
Laser only works on dark hair.
Razor leaves stubble. (but does not promote growth, contrary to myth)
Depil cream stinks, and REALLY hurts if it gets up your nose.
Hormones do exactly what you want, plus four hundred other things you probably don't want.
Which leaves....
WAAAAAAAXXXXXXXX!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Waxing is not only painful but can leave you with red marks on your face for ages after. I go for Immac/Veet/whatever everytime. Slap some wonder-cream (sudocrem) on beforehand to prepare the skin and after to prevent irriation.
Quote by foxylady 123
I believe, that facil hair can tbe treated by something called EPIL, think thats its name. Its like sopme sort of radio waves that pass through this box thing and is more or less painless. Ut last for about 6 weeks and each time you have it done the hairs go weaker and weaker.
You can have this done at most beauticuans(if you want to cut costs try you local college they often do very discounted rates so their final year students can practise) or Boots do some appliances that do this that you can use at home
Failing that , like you say there is always waxing which you can do at home, again back to Boots they do one in a metal container that you warm up and spread on and it dosnt hurt at all, sorry cant remeber the brand name but it costs about five pounds and has honey in it

eplilite is dame expensive foxy the laser is also, burns the skin and you have to walk around wearing factor 50+ sunblock in the summer and factor 15+ in winter the trouble with all the teckie gadgits they all work on darker hairs , wax it get on the hrt drink gallons of red wine and scream out in 4 hourly intervals that no one apreciates you and you,ve had enough and are now leaving home
Quote by Ice Pie
Electrolysis makes your skin hard.
Laser only works on dark hair.
Razor leaves stubble. (but does not promote growth, contrary to myth)
Depil cream stinks, and REALLY hurts if it gets up your nose.
Hormones do exactly what you want, plus four hundred other things you probably don't want.
Which leaves....
WAAAAAAAXXXXXXXX!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

How do you know all this, hun?
Quote by rachel-lane
I believe, that facil hair can tbe treated by something called EPIL, think thats its name. Its like sopme sort of radio waves that pass through this box thing and is more or less painless. Ut last for about 6 weeks and each time you have it done the hairs go weaker and weaker.
You can have this done at most beauticuans(if you want to cut costs try you local college they often do very discounted rates so their final year students can practise) or Boots do some appliances that do this that you can use at home
Failing that , like you say there is always waxing which you can do at home, again back to Boots they do one in a metal container that you warm up and spread on and it dosnt hurt at all, sorry cant remeber the brand name but it costs about five pounds and has honey in it

eplilite is dame expensive foxy the laser is also, burns the skin and you have to walk around wearing factor 50+ sunblock in the summer and factor 15+ in winter the trouble with all the teckie gadgits they all work on darker hairs , wax it get on the hrt drink gallons of red wine and scream out in 4 hourly intervals that no one apreciates you and you,ve had enough and are now leaving home
Id argue that its not expensive as soon or latter you dont need it anymore so its not an ongoing expense and ive never found it painful nor has it left me with anything more than momentary redness..
The home waxing is the leat paiful of all and so convenient and easy
Quote by Vix
Electrolysis makes your skin hard.
Laser only works on dark hair.
Razor leaves stubble. (but does not promote growth, contrary to myth)
Depil cream stinks, and REALLY hurts if it gets up your nose.
Hormones do exactly what you want, plus four hundred other things you probably don't want.
Which leaves....
WAAAAAAAXXXXXXXX!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

How do you know all this, hun?
I tried immac on my top lip when I was 14 because I was too squeamish to shave rolleyes All I got was a rash.
I understand how the laser treatment works because I'm into physics and also because I've made inquiries about having it done on my shoulders.
A female relative of mine had some hormone treatment which I don't think was entirely above board, she was quite vague about it, and it did result in the loss of some body hair, but it also had some other effects.
Edit: Oops, missed one out - Electrolysis: I kissed a girl who'd had it done and her top lip felt like leather confused
Quote by Ice Pie
Electrolysis makes your skin hard.
Laser only works on dark hair.
Razor leaves stubble. (but does not promote growth, contrary to myth)
Depil cream stinks, and REALLY hurts if it gets up your nose.
Hormones do exactly what you want, plus four hundred other things you probably don't want.
Which leaves....
WAAAAAAAXXXXXXXX!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

How do you know all this, hun?
I tried immac on my top lip when I was 14 because I was too squeamish to shave rolleyes All I got was a rash.
I understand how the laser treatment works because I'm into physics and also because I've made inquiries about having it done on my shoulders.
A female relative of mine had some hormone treatment which I don't think was entirely above board, she was quite vague about it, and it did result in the loss of some body hair, but it also had some other effects.
Edit: Oops, missed one out - Electrolysis: I kissed a girl who'd had it done and her top lip felt like leather confused
electro has left alot of my friends with pitted skin and has cost them atleast 4 grand upwards , the pain from the laser is incredible it feels like hot bacon fat or an exreamly large elastic band being fired at your face a 100 times even after emla cream and ice packs, i have to have one a yr now thank god just as a top up , but leaves me blistered and sore for a week but after feels like ive had a chemical peel and my skin is soo soft but i hate the laser
All fabulous suggestions , but in truth you shouldnt act in haste . If it grows in properly and you get a nice dark colour you shouldnt discount the employment opportunities in the circus field .
Stop swallowing Vix :shock: ....I've heard excessive male testosterone can cause females to grow unwanted hair :hunk: wink lol
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Stop swallowing Vix :shock: ....I've heard excessive male testosterone can cause females to grow unwanted hair :hunk: wink lol

I am in no doubt about my abnormal testosterone levels. When I swallow, it dilutes what I have naturally!
OK, I'm off to get wax today. sad
whatever tash you have we will allways want you. wink
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whatever tash you have we will allways want you. wink

Good. Because, right now, I have a scarlet, hairless 'tash. :shock:
(Should be OK, soon, though as in an uncharachteristicly non-blonde moment, I bought Sudocream at the same time I got the wax strips.)
Quote by Vix
whatever tash you have we will allways want you. wink

Good. Because, right now, I have a scarlet, hairless 'tash. :shock:
(Should be OK, soon, though as in an uncharachteristicly non-blonde moment, I bought Sudocream at the same time I got the wax strips.)
Try 'avin a snog later - feels right weird!
Cathy x
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Try 'avin a snog later - feels right weird!
Cathy x

Well I intend to. However, with Reese's face fur, I imagine I'll not notice. I think I'll have to find someone else, too.