This Charming Man

17 Mar 2004

I've just logged on to see that the newest registered user is called sitonmyfacebitch.
The moderators have my utmost respect. I think if I was one I'd have gone on a murderous rampage by now.

17 Mar 2004

You missed his first post - it lasted about 10 seconds I reckon!!!

17 Mar 2004

Any chance you mgiht PM me what he said? I'm in need of a laugh, I've had a rotten day so far.

17 Mar 2004

No, it's gone!!! And I don't keep copies... lol

:lol:
Oh, and it wasn't funny!!
evil

17 Mar 2004

most times I can only marvel at the wit and wisdom of others :shock:
Come on Moscow Flyer-it's getting desperate out there!

17 Mar 2004

See, see, see, see !!!!
I am not alone, someone else agrees with me :shock:
Is the world off on one today ??? dunno

Dan

17 Mar 2004

I think so, Dan. I thought it was me just being grumpy, obviously not that simple!!
Mal
wink

17 Mar 2004

I went off on one at work earlier mad

, thats why i'm back at home trying to chill .

17 Mar 2004

My day seems to have just gone from bad to worse, I wish I can just go to bed now and sack it off mad

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

17 Mar 2004

dear mods ive found a more appropriate link for people who behave like sitonmyfaceyoubitch.

they have a better chance of becoming intimate with an inmate than getting anywhere close to a real naked human.

17 Mar 2004

Oh dear, why can't everyone be charming, mild mannered and polite like me? confused

17 Mar 2004

my dog is female, so may be hed like her to sit on his face what with her being a bitch, then again that would just be cruel to animals

17 Mar 2004

It could be a worse name. At least he didn't typo an 'h' in there...

18 Mar 2004

Roger :shock: i was a little slow on the up take, but when i worked it out i had to laff lol

:lol:

18 Mar 2004

and i thought this was goign to be a thread about Manchesters finest The Smiths

18 Mar 2004

Quote by tds
and i thought this was goign to be a thread about Manchesters finest The Smiths

As did I - hence looking at it .....Oh well
Jaine :twisted:
Hang the DJ

18 Mar 2004

'If you put it all together it's a model of a Charmless Man'
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, nar...

18 Mar 2004

Quote by Mr Writer
I've just logged on to see that the newest registered user is called sitonmyfacebitch.

Dammitt
I wanted that username
wink

18 Mar 2004

Just out of interest in relation to the women behind bars site, somebody I know was and still is,in Durham Prison and was on the same floor as Rosemary West and Myra Hindley when they were so far she has had 4 proposals for marriage despite her been already married to somebody in an Italian Jail with family you wouldn't want to mess with :shock:
Apparently the more infamous on the wing were recieving much more, so i suppose it's not just Women who love a bad boy :twisted:

19 Mar 2004

Quote by Moist
and i thought this was goign to be a thread about Manchesters finest The Smiths

As did I - hence looking at it .....Oh well
Jaine :twisted:
Hang the DJ
Here we go to fulfil this thread!
Punctured bicycle
on a hillside desolate
will Nature make a man of me yet?
When in this charming car
this charming man
Why pamper life's complexities
when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?
I would go out tonight
but I haven't got a stitch to wear
this man said "It's gruesome
that someone so handsome should care"
A jumped-up pantry boy
who never knew his place
he said "return the rings"
he knows so much about these things
he knows so much about these things
I would go out tonight
but I haven't got a stitch to wear
this man said "It's gruesome
that someone so handsome should care"
This charming man
this charming man
A jumped-up pantry boy
who never knew his place
he said "return the ring"
he knows so much about these things
he knows so much about these things
he knows so much about these things

19 Mar 2004

Thank you TDS xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jaine :twisted:

19 Mar 2004

more than welcome....just reading through other Smiths lyrics earlier, and they always seem to make no sense...but are thoroughly brilliant!