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This heat is a killer

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Calista
Sex God
I dunno been at it all day and still only managed two full lengths! The up and down action is killing my shoulders and side to side isn't any better.
My hands are red and sore, and the cramp means I'm beginning to loose my grip ...
It's all i can do now to lie back and drink my beer ..... :shock:
Yup you've guessed it .. painting the fence is not a job to do in swelting heat ....
What .... you mucky minded lot!!!!! evil
fabio
Sex God
don't be complaing about the heat dear... it have been misty and drizzly here all day!!!
only now has the sun finally come out... so spare a thought for us!!!!
sean xxxxxx
garfield69
Warming the Bed
its lovely down here,paddlings pools out,bar b q,sun,loads of hazy smog....i lub britain.....
fabio
Sex God
Quote by garfield69
its lovely down here,paddlings pools out,bar b q,sun,loads of hazy smog....i lub britain.....

typical southerner that.... too much heat... you all complain...
one flake of snow... everything grinds to a halt.... biggrin :D :D :D
sean (in the miserable bit of britain.....)
xxxxxxx
sirlikalot
Warming the Bed
lol
you drink the beer...
I will provide the ups and downs. (lol)
and yes...it is hot today..
anais
Sex God
In the 80's here..... gonna rain the rest of the week tho!
Gone to find me brolly........
xanaisx
Unknown User
Im loving the heat for the first time in my life,i used to get migraines and allsorts from the muggy weather,and now i can enjoy it,and im actually getting a bit of a tan!
Clare,xxx
wink
fabio
Sex God
Quote by clarensteve
Im loving the heat for the first time in my life,i used to get migraines and allsorts from the muggy weather,and now i can enjoy it,and im actually getting a bit of a tan!
Clare,xxx
wink

show us your brown bits then clare....or have then gone lobster pink biggrin :D :D
love a woman with tan lines me... lol :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
sean xxxxx
rocky__horror
Orgasminator
Calista...
Watch Karate Kid....
You will learn how to be more with the flow...wax on...wax off...and you will develope some kick ass moves too hun?
davej
Sex God
Quote by Calista
.. painting the fence is not a job to do in swelting heat ....

I was planning to do mine this week but the bRastards never put any numbers on it for me
TheFacilitator
Sexpert
Quote by fabio grooverider
show us your brown bits then clare....or have then gone lobster pink biggrin :D :D
love a woman with tan lines me... lol :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
sean xxxxx

Forget the brown bits Sean, I wanna see the white bits lol
Rich
fabio
Sex God
Quote by TheFacilitator

show us your brown bits then clare....or have then gone lobster pink biggrin :D :D
love a woman with tan lines me... lol :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
sean xxxxx

Forget the brown bits Sean, I wanna see the white bits lol
Rich
good point well presented... :D :D :D :D
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Yup you've guessed it .. painting the fence is not a job to do in swelting heat ....
What .... you mucky minded lot!!!!! evil

Well you made him put it up - so it's only fair that you paint it. (Don't tell me Morbius has had to paint as well - I don't hear him complaining though - Men? made of sterner stuff see!)
Calista
Sex God
Quote by westerross

Yup you've guessed it .. painting the fence is not a job to do in swelting heat ....
What .... you mucky minded lot!!!!! evil

Well you made him put it up - so it's only fair that you paint it. (Don't tell me Morbius has had to paint as well - I don't hear him complaining though - Men? made of sterner stuff see!)
ahem .... I never made him put it up ....
and it's a good job I've put the hammer down now after nailing all those lats on ..... I did/do my fair share too you know ... not a woman to sit round and watch all the hard work going on around me ......
The bit I spent painting all day was the neighbours new fence !!!!!!!!!!!
I shall send him in to defend my honour now!!!!!
*tut* men .... think they are the only ones who can do hard work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(tune ... this was all said with a smile on my face ... but don't push it ROFL)
westerross
Sex God
Sorry I could've sworn I heard you say "Get out there and put the fence up!" yesterday.
Must be my failing memory - still if you say so.........
Calista
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Sorry I could've sworn I heard you say "Get out there and put the fence up!" yesterday.
Must be my failing memory - still if you say so.........

Oh I did .... but as always we do everything as a couple smile and that includes hard work :)
Unknown User
The heat maybe a killer but rubbing aftersun into each other at the end of a sunny day is always fun.....
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neilinleeds
Sex God
Quote by Calista
*tut* men ....

Oi FFS . . . . you nicking me < tuts > ??? :shock: mad
neil x x x x
BiPaula
Sexlightened
Oi FFS . . . . you nicking me < tuts > ??? :shock: mad .......hmmmmmmmm whos tuts!!!! ???????? ffs :kissmyarse:
the_tongue
Orgasminator
All this heat is making me very horny,but i awoke this morning and it absolutely bucketing down sad im not impressed at all.
neilinleeds
Sex God
Quote by BiPaula
Oi FFS . . . . you nicking me < tuts > ??? :shock: mad

.......hmmmmmmmm whos tuts!!!! ???????? ffs :kissmyarse:
bugger . . . . i've been rumbled! paula, i was just, erm . . . looking after 'em for ya! :P
n x x x x ;-)
russnw
Warming the Bed
heat is great, i drive around all day fixing computers and the lack of clothes on the women i drive past helps to make my driving that less boring... so thankyou ladys whoever you are : )
Russ wink