This is fun!!

4 Oct 2005

Heeeeeeee! :grin: :grin:
Am in a large city centre hotel tonight (not supposed to be here 'cos the booking is for one), enjoying 4 star luxury and with a 2' wide window sill which I discovered when I pulled the curtains back to open the window. biggrin

:D
Anyway, it's a wicked place to sit and have a fag outta the window, so I'm sat there on the sill in a comfy white cotton thong watching the street scene below and at peace with the world. wink

It's soooooooooooooooo interesting. Just now a guy went past on a skateboard, no lights mind you and I'll bet untaxed, MOTd, or insured, but saving his shoe leather for the next uphill slope. dunno

Every now and then a peep or two will walk past and so far I've heard about 8 different languages. Had a bird's-eye view of a few bald spots, etc., etc. :P lol

:lol:
It's the trivia such as this that makes life so hilarious if you think about it!
Have you got some kind of similar experience of a particular moment/place/episode which is total and utter trivia and yet for you is so full of colour? :dunno:
:P :rascal: :rascal:
What's going to appear in view next I wonder. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

4 Oct 2005

How did you get your truck up the stairs, or did you take the lift? :shock:
:lol2:

4 Oct 2005

Dogging in the street?

4 Oct 2005

that seems to happen to me on the occasional saturday :P
silly smile on my face,,,,sat in a corner as conversations go on all around you, and you're away in you're own little world watching the world go by happy a larry :P :giggle: :happy:
even funnier when everyone else is pissed and you're not :P the giggles and stories from those episodes :twisted: :P

4 Oct 2005

Quote by Colts23
that seems to happen to me on the occasional saturday :P
silly smile on my face,,,,sat in a corner as conversations go on all around you, and you're away in you're own little world watching the world go by happy a larry :P :giggle: :happy:
even funnier when everyone else is pissed and you're not :P the giggles and stories from those episodes :twisted: :P

Definitely lol

4 Oct 2005

Quote by bluexxx
How did you get your truck up the stairs, or did you take the lift? :shock:
:lol2:

The Eagermobile's parked outside! lol

:lol:
:uhoh: Can hear sirens. blink

4 Oct 2005

I hope you put your tacho on other duties ES. :grin:
sierra x x

4 Oct 2005

many a random night in a hotel alone watching the world go by has very similar experiences.
the best was probably watching the newcastle keyside on a saturday night whilst led out on the deck on a tall ship moored on the tyne.......people always look around but never down and dont expect you to be led on top of a sail. smile

4 Oct 2005

I was once in mallorca sat on my balcony, when a guy in an electric scooter-one of the old peeps /disabled ride, rode along the street and found it wouldn't climb the kerb---so he promptly got off and picked it up lifting it onto the pavement before scooting off round the corner, I just wondered why!!!!! confused

4 Oct 2005

Quote by sierra
I hope you put your tacho on other duties ES. :grin:
sierra x x

Well since the 48 hour week Working Time Directive came into force we have another category as I expect you know 'cos your other half's a truckie if I remember sierra, which is "available for work".
I suppose that'd fit the category! wink

Not seen any doggers Sarah. Does anyone do dogging in the streets? dunno

4 Oct 2005

Quote by sierra
I hope you put your tacho on other duties ES. :grin:
sierra x x

Or this one
(if memory serves me right redface

)

4 Oct 2005

Quote by Colts23
that seems to happen to me on the occasional saturday :P
silly smile on my face,,,,sat in a corner as conversations go on all around you, and you're away in you're own little world watching the world go by happy a larry :P :giggle: :happy:
even funnier when everyone else is pissed and you're not :P the giggles and stories from those episodes :twisted: :P

Oh yes...done this a few times... :P
CheekyChimp.... cool

4 Oct 2005

OOooo I love people watching, its fascinating! People just dont realise what they say or do, its hilarious!
Listening to young children is good too, esp when they dont know your watching or listening....the things they say, i just didnt realise they know about :shock: confused

btw ES...you staying in a hotel made me think of this email joke i received today...be careful wink

I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently
and was a bit lonely so I
thought I'd get me one of those girls you see
advertised in phone booths
when your calling for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a
girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl,
bending over in the photo. She had all the right
curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy
hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her butt.
You know the kind.
So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll
give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like
you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with
you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is
sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.
I'm talking kinky the whole night long.
You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys,
everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear
a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip
cream, anything you want, baby.
Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an
outside line you need to press 9."

4 Oct 2005

I ove to people / world watch.....especially in such oppulent surroundings......!!
Reminds of the Alfred Hitchcock film....Rear Window....Poor Miss Lonely Heart...anyone seen this movie..?
CheekyChimp.... cool

4 Oct 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently
and was a bit lonely so I
thought I'd get me one of those girls you see
advertised in phone booths
when your calling for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a
girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl,
bending over in the photo. She had all the right
curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy
hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her butt.
You know the kind.
So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll
give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like
you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with
you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is
sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.
I'm talking kinky the whole night long.
You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys,
everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear
a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip
cream, anything you want, baby.
Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an
outside line you need to press 9."

ROFLMAO

:laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :thumbup:

4 Oct 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an
outside line you need to press 9."

Press three 9s and you'll get uniforms too! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rascal: :rascal:

4 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an
outside line you need to press 9."

Press three 9s and you'll get uniforms too! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rascal: :rascal:
Shheetttt! Thats a BRILL idea ES! :thumbup: Why didnt I think of that! :happy:

4 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an
outside line you need to press 9."

Press three 9s and you'll get uniforms too! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rascal: :rascal:
Brilliant...... wink

Marcus.... cool

4 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an
outside line you need to press 9."

Press three 9s and you'll get uniforms too! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rascal: :rascal:
Now there's a plan,,,,just need to choose between the nurses :P ....handcuffs :P .....or the manly fireman :twisted:
As Cilla says, the choices is yours :P