This is horrible... EEEKKKKKKKK

13 Apr 2005

Thought i would cheer you all up biggrin

This is horrible!
Read this then check the picture.
They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only
come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are
injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know
you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of
your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night
long.
If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a
shadow
over
it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will
instantly run
for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.
PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top.
These are Spiders found daily in IRAQ by troops.
Imagine waking up and seeing one of these in your tent

13 Apr 2005

i can't see the picture but i know excatly what your on about. they scared the shit out of me when i saw then.

13 Apr 2005

Where's the picture gone??? I cannot see it either

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Where's the picture gone??? I cannot see it either

uppssss

ops: :oops:
io can see it............... MARK.................... Helppppppppppp

13 Apr 2005

Debs try posting it with imageshack and not just linking it. ;)
BTW can't see it here either.

13 Apr 2005

i cannot make it any bigger!
thanks easy. kiss

............ i have to go now...... but if anyone nos how to make it bigger for me feel free

13 Apr 2005

No way that thing is real!!!! :shock:
No Way! :scared:
bolt

13 Apr 2005

can they get over here?
....I'm going to go lock myself in the bathroom and hide in the tub with a shotgun now....
bolt

13 Apr 2005

Awww - it's sooo cute biggrin

:shock:

13 Apr 2005

im not normally afraid of spiders
but they would scare the shit out of me :scared:

13 Apr 2005

Myth busted:

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

i cannot make it any bigger!
thanks easy. ............ i have to go now...... but if anyone nos how to make it bigger for me feel free

Lick it's bollocks Debs. dunno

it works for me.
lhk
Kat

13 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
Lick it's bollocks Debs. it works for me.
lhk
Kat

Why - whose bollocks did you lick, Kat? lol

Mal

13 Apr 2005

Mine! 8-)

13 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
Mine! 8-)

Oh look!! A flying pig!! confused

mal

13 Apr 2005

I think I may just have developed a fear of Spiders, no more "If you want to live and thrive, let a spider run alive" for me.
John
redface

13 Apr 2005

Sorry but stopped looking when I saw the word 'spider' !!
(but then sneaked a peak and wish I hadn't) :shock: :eeek: :scared:
Fee
XX

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
I think I may just have developed a fear of Spiders, no more "If you want to live and thrive, let a spider run alive" for me.
John

i always run alive................ but watch out i might eat you lol

:lol: :lol:

13 Apr 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Sorry but stopped looking when I saw the word 'spider' !!
(but then sneaked a peak and wish I hadn't) :shock: :eeek: :scared:
Fee
XX

Don't worry Fee - I've got you. You're safe. Now where can I put you? :twisted:

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Don't worry Fee - I've got you. You're safe. Now where can I put you? :twisted:

I know somewhere you can put me, it's nice and warm and comfy and soft............ :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
I think I may just have developed a fear of Spiders, no more "If you want to live and thrive, let a spider run alive" for me.
John

i always run alive................ but watch out i might eat you lol

:lol: :lol:
Anytime Debbiewebs.
John
wink

13 Apr 2005

There's nothing wrong with spiders... but you wouldn't find me hiding in the sleeping bag of some hairy arsed US Marine... now it would be different if it was your sleeping bag Debbiewebs :smitten:
Spidey xx

13 Apr 2005

Quote by spideyuk
There's nothing wrong with spiders... but you wouldn't find me hiding in the sleeping bag of some hairy arsed US Marine... now it would be different if it was your sleeping bag Debbiewebs :smitten:
Spidey xx

now then this is where little old Debbiewebs gets confused :doh: are you a man or bi women dunno

....nice bum though wink

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Thought i would cheer you all up
This is horrible!
Read this then check the picture.
They run 10 mph, jump three feet, are a nocturnal spider, so only
come out at night unless they are in shade. When they bite you, you are
injected with Novocain so you go numb instantly. You don't even know
you are bitten when you are sleeping, so you wake up with part of
your leg or arm missing because it has been gnawing on it all night
long.
If you are walking around and you bump something that is casting a
shadow
over
it, and the sun makes contact with it, you better run. It will
instantly run
for your shadow, and scream the whole time it is chasing you.
PS. The one on the bottom is eating the one on the top.
These are Spiders found daily in IRAQ by troops.
Imagine waking up and seeing one of these in your tent

THANKS for scaring the doo-doo out of me Debbs! passionkiss

Gonna spread that one around work tomorrow ... will keep the snopes article quiet though ... :twisted:

13 Apr 2005

just wished i could make it bigger babes wink

:lol: :shock: :shock:

13 Apr 2005

They dont tell you about this when youre joining up. Now spiders havn't bothered me before, not even when i lived in Aus, but thats just too much like alien for me not to be sh*****g myself

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
just wished i could make it bigger babes :lol: :shock: :shock:

... are we still talking camel spiders? :twisted: :lol2:

13 Apr 2005

Do we assume it's the female eating the male?
Deadlier than the male, & all that! bolt

:twisted: