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this might make your day.lol.

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just told our friends what happened to us last night and after they r.o.f.l. they suggested we share it with others.
well after last night's christmas party in derby (where may i say a few people kept buying mrs c pints) as we were about to drive home i had a text from a guy off here who wanted to meet up somewhere guess what i had no credit left on phone so asked mrs c to ring him on her phone ,as she had had 1 too many she dropped it in the car. could i bloody find it, so as we drove home i wanted a pee so stopping by our personel dogging spot i started to relieve myself. mrs c decides she wants to pee so I again searched for her phone in the dark but to no avail. only took me 1 minute and as i got out of car mrs c had disapeared, where is she, she couldn't of walked away that fast. its pitch black, darent move car with lights on to see incase i drove over her, no bloody phone that works to ring a friend with a torch to help i heard her. she'd only slipped on the grass and rolled down towards the A50 in the long grass and mud thing was she only had a red nighty on with flimsy underwear as she had gone to party as mrs santa and it was quite cold last night.
lmao sorry i shouldent laugh but i nearly peed myself when i read that.
hope mrs c is ok
Tina xxxxx
Well it was one hell of a party
:cheers:
oh shes gona get some stick over this
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Classic !!! Sounds like a Benny Hill skit. wink