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I KNOW THIS SOUNDS VERY RUDE BUT NEEDED TO KNOW WHT DO YOU PREFER A LONG BUT THIN COCK ? OR A SHORT AND FAT ONE?
Unknown User
Could not find a emoticon for "no Shouting" so took my hearing aids out
Chief__moo
Sexpert
Coz long and thin fits right inn!!
and short and fat fills the crack,!!!
biggrin
redstilletto
Sex God
:twisted:
whatta question
do i really have to choose
Libra__Love
Sex God
Another "size" thread :shock: best I not comment.
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Quote by Libra+Love
Another "size" thread :shock: best I not comment.

lol :lol:
"size" noun = a sticky solution used in glazing paper and for stiffening textiles. wink
fred
Libra__Love
Sex God
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Another "size" thread :shock: best I not comment.

lol :lol:
"size" noun = a sticky solution used in glazing paper and for stiffening textiles. wink
fred
Cheers Fred, it aint the textiles need stiffening is it? :wink:
jamnat20032003
Orgasminator
Another personal preference thread
no definite answer really
Unknown User
Quote by Libra+Love
Another "size" thread :shock: best I not comment.

lol :lol:
"size" noun = a sticky solution used in glazing paper and for stiffening textiles. wink
fred
Cheers Fred, it aint the textiles need stiffening is it? :wink:
Cheers Jen = you should know by now I use a "penile splint" :wink: so size dont matter :lol:
Fred
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Quote by pete279
I KNOW THIS SOUNDS VERY RUDE BUT NEEDED TO KNOW WHT DO YOU PREFER A LONG BUT THIN COCK ? OR A SHORT AND FAT ONE?

What difference would it make if you couldn't get it to work anyway?
What about Long and Fat, or short and thin?
Or are they the only two you own lol
***Joking mate :giggle:
postie
Sex God
Quote by pete279
I KNOW THIS SOUNDS VERY RUDE BUT NEEDED TO KNOW WHT DO YOU PREFER A LONG BUT THIN COCK ? OR A SHORT AND FAT ONE?

Are you deciding which one to buy on Ebay , or summat...????
ceeyelljay
Warming the Bed
just pass me one of each and I'll let you know!
the_Laird
Sex God
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Could not find a emoticon for "no Shouting" so took my hearing aids out

Try this one Fred
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by the_Laird
Could not find a emoticon for "no Shouting" so took my hearing aids out

Try this one Fred

OMG some of the kids in my class do that lol :lol: :lol:
The title of this thread sounds like the sort of thing a cheesy DJ says :lol:
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Quote by freckledbird
Could not find a emoticon for "no Shouting" so took my hearing aids out

Try this one Fred

OMG some of the kids in my class do that lol :lol: :lol:
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Freckled Hun = What does your teacher say to you then ? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fred
cuddly__catlin
Orgasminator
Long and thin slips it in,
pleases all the ladys.
short and thick does the trick,
brings on all the babys.
I know its daft biggrin
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Could not find a emoticon for "no Shouting" so took my hearing aids out

Try this one Fred

OMG some of the kids in my class do that lol :lol: :lol:
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Freckled Hun = What does your teacher say to you then ? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fred
She says 'get your fingers out of your ears and fucking well listen to me, you little bastards'
:lol: :lol:
the_Laird
Sex God
Quote by pete279
I KNOW THIS SOUNDS VERY RUDE BUT NEEDED TO KNOW WHT DO YOU PREFER A LONG BUT THIN COCK ? OR A SHORT AND FAT ONE?

Personally I prefer MY OWN hard!!
wink
Unknown User
Quote by the_Laird
Could not find a emoticon for "no Shouting" so took my hearing aids out

Try this one Fred

Hmm..... Are those long and thin or short and fat? wink lol
Unknown User
so sorry about the capital letters didnt even notice when i wrote that but didnt mean to offend anyone by them thinking i was shouting out the thread because i really wasnt
Vix
Sex God
What you got Pete?
Unknown User
me my self i have a nice thick cock which is an average size can be seen on my ad 197893
coupleofswingers
Warming the Bed
do u like it hairy or shaven!males answer in blue please .females answer in violet please.
say if u like or dislike it shaven? :!:
sterns
Warming the Bed
well ill reply honestly, i dont care, lol.
Prefer them a little fat as its more of a mouthfull, but then you can go mad with a trhinnner one, lol
and yes, it has to be shaved or at least trimmed.
sorry for being rude tho.
Tone