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8 Dec 2004

Bloody hell peeps!....what am i like!..........woke up this morning with a cracking head ache :doh:
looked in me bin and i had drank two bottles of wine.......smocked 20 fags!...last night on here ................and i was told it was 3am before i got to bed! :eeek:
all i can remamber was that i was in the chat room .........also in here and on me messy all at the same time :shock: glade there isent a rule saying no drinking and smocking entering this site!
and shortly i have to go to sit trough a Christmas play with 100 kids :doh:
well its no good going to have to take time off to recover again!
Smack bottoms are most welcome rolleyes

Debsxxxxxxxx kiss

8 Dec 2004

hello there you
glad to see you posting again
cant do emocion things so have a virtual smack lol

8 Dec 2004

:smackbottom:
Is this what u were looking for?
Sorry i couldnt resist.

8 Dec 2004

Quote by warwick
hello there you
glad to see you posting again
cant do emocion things so have a virtual smack

one of these will do just fine smackbottom

but please not hard as i am feeling very fragile rolleyes

8 Dec 2004

Quote by staffy1981
:smackbottom:
Is this what u were looking for?
Sorry i couldnt resist.

to bloody hard!........oooo you bugger!....

8 Dec 2004

Hi nice to see that you are still with us.
In body if not in anything else. lol

:lol:
Have nice day Ooops I mean play.

8 Dec 2004

Sorry my bad.
Will this make u feel a wee bit better?
:therethere:

8 Dec 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
Hi nice to see that you are still with us.
In body if not in anything else. :lol:
Have nice day Ooops I mean play.

hey you wheres me smack bottom rolleyes

8 Dec 2004

Quote by staffy1981
Sorry my bad.
Will this make u feel a wee bit better?
:therethere:

i think the only thing thats going to make me feel better is sarge turning up on me door step with just his little tin hat

8 Dec 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
Bloody hell peeps!....what am i like!..........woke up this morning with a cracking head ache :doh:
all i can remamber was that i was in the chat room .........Debsxxxxxxxx

Would you like to be reminded ? rolleyes

:silly:

:kiss: :crazy: :haha: and

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:

8 Dec 2004

Hey Debs at least it wasn't 20 bottles of wine and two fags!X

8 Dec 2004

and shortly i have to go to sit trough a Christmas play with 100 kids :doh:

Aww Debs that'll teach you to get so drunk, smoke so many fags and stay up late. You sound just like me, been there, done that, promise not to do it again and change my lifestyle. Have to do it sometime though, make that effort, as I'm not going to get fit sitting in front of the 'puter. But when?
LC

8 Dec 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
Bloody hell peeps!....what am i like!..........woke up this morning with a cracking head ache :doh:
looked in me bin and i had drank two bottles of wine.......smocked 20 fags!...last night on here ................and i was told it was 3am before i got to bed! :eeek:
all i can remamber was that i was in the chat room .........also in here and on me messy all at the same time :shock: glade there isent a rule saying no drinking and smocking entering this site!
and shortly i have to go to sit trough a Christmas play with 100 kids :doh:
well its no good going to have to take time off to recover again!
Smack bottoms are most welcome
Debsxxxxxxxx

Hun I have total sympathy for you. Im just recovering from Monday night. Its was about 3am when I went to bed and I drank about 7 pints of Strongbow and had 2 large Bailey's :shock:
So I felt very fragile yesterday. Mind you my sons play isnt until Friday, dont think I would have managed it yesterday...lol :thumbup:
Heres my hangover cure, take one of those... smackbottom

, one of those..... whip

and then one of those......... :kiss: and ring me in the morning. Dr Pinkbubble.

8 Dec 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
Bloody hell peeps!....what am i like!..........woke up this morning with a cracking head ache :doh:
looked in me bin and i had drank two bottles of wine.......smocked 20 fags!...last night on here ................and i was told it was 3am before i got to bed! :eeek:
all i can remamber was that i was in the chat room .........also in here and on me messy all at the same time :shock: glade there isent a rule saying no drinking and smocking entering this site!
and shortly i have to go to sit trough a Christmas play with 100 kids :doh:
well its no good going to have to take time off to recover again!
Smack bottoms are most welcome
Debsxxxxxxxx

So it's your fault that me hair and clothes stink......it's you and your fags!!! there I am sitting all quiet in the corner just having the odd chit chat with me mates...(yeah alright then the plural was a bit ambitious ).......there I was sitting in the cafe having a chat with a mate and now I smell of smoke FFS!! this is a cafe....weve got food here don't you know, well I've got a rather nice pork pie in front of me.
eeermm if you wouldn't mind going to the smoking area which I think is the cupboard under the stairs ....I will open the door and chuck in the odd bottle of wine to keep you going.

8 Dec 2004

warwick lights his twentieth Hamlet of the day and casually flicks cigar ash over davej s porkpie :shock:
oops sorry mate lol

8 Dec 2004

Quote by warwick
warwick lights his twentieth Hamlet of the day and casually flicks cigar ash over davej s porkpie :shock:
oops sorry mate

Oi !! thats my lunch you've just ruined, all 78p worth, now I've got to go without ...won't get a thing Till I get into Canterbury tonight for a Chinese meal FFS!!....bloody starving here.....
....take yer Hamlet and get under the stairs with debbiewebbs
I will amend my previous post about my hair stinking seeing as I don't have hair. :cry:

8 Dec 2004

dark in here isnt it Debbs confused

:
have you got a light :?:
mrj couldve left the door open couldnt he :?:
anyway I have supplies, I ve scraped the worst of the ash off his pie wink

8 Dec 2004

Quote by warwick
dark in here isnt it Debbs :
have you got a light :?:
mrj couldve left the door open couldnt he :?:
anyway I have supplies, I ve scraped the worst of the ash off his pie

Warwick surely the very least you could offer a lady is a meal in a very nice restuarant, I just don't see you getting anywhere with the offer of a pork pie garnished with fag ash under the stairs.

8 Dec 2004

Its ok dave
things are going well. i have the advantage that its pitch black in here so she cant see me
anyway the pie will be fine were not all well healed southern gangsters you know :shock:

8 Dec 2004

Quote by warwick
Its ok dave
things are going well. i have the advantage that its pitch black in here so she cant see me
anyway the pie will be fine were not all well healed southern gangsters you know :shock:

I can tell you it aint easy eating well, thats why I started on the pork pie .....much nicer, I was in Venice yesterday on business, ended up with one of them 3 hour lunches with christ knows how many courses, all of em no more than a few mouthfulls but they were all dead animals of some kind that were still whole, mostly sea foods, don't mind the odd dead animal if it isnt recognisable, but you try eating soft shell baby crabs that are whole, ......bloody things ...I had legs and claws and feeler thingies sticking out from the corner of my mouth, trying not to offend my hosts, yet still wash the buggers down with water and bread rolls....no give me a pork pie anytime.
eermm Debbiewebbs how is this date with warwick going, the blokes got some class you know, that isnt just fag ash on your pie , it's cigar ash, flush or what?......bet he has spalshed out on an Arctic Roll or a Viennetta for sweet.

8 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
eermm Debbiewebbs how is this date with warwick going, the blokes got some class you know, that isnt just fag ash on your pie , it's cigar ash, flush or what?......bet he has spalshed out on an Arctic Roll or a Viennetta for sweet.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Just wait until I get my hands on that Warwick!!!!!!!
He told me that the Arctic Roll WAS the date under the stairs!!! Blummin' freezing it was under there and I had to get into a very odd position to be accommodating ...
.... flounces off looking for a more expensive date

9 Dec 2004

Quote by warwick
dark in here isnt it Debbs :
have you got a light :?:
mrj couldve left the door open couldnt he :?:
anyway I have supplies, I ve scraped the worst of the ash off his pie

Warick
would you please get that bloody pork pie out me ear hole .........no not there :shock: :doh:
Whats that :shock: .......bloody big pen knife you have there! :eeek:
come on give us a nibble then..left a bit right abit..........shit warick ..............i now have a bloody mouth full of marbles :doh:
I am a nutter let me out of here.....there i have said it.......now will somone let me out now please

9 Dec 2004

davej has the key Im afraid Debbs :cry:
anyway you speak for yourself Ive had a very pleasent night in here its just a shame we didnt save some porkpie for brekkie lol

I think my eyes are adjusting to the dark now
redface

sorry Debbs didnt mean to put that there surprised

ops:

9 Dec 2004

Quote by warwick
sorry Debbs didnt mean to put that there ops:

I didn't no that Dave j throw in a banana...........very too mmmmmmmmmmm
where you been hiding that hey! smackbottom

9 Dec 2004

Sorry Debs, being a male you know we can't mnltifunction.
So forgot these..................

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

9 Dec 2004

RIGHT where the loo! redface

ops: :oops:

9 Dec 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
RIGHT where the loo! ops: :oops:

eerm bit of a problem there Debbs..............gotta be warwicks pocket I'm afraid

9 Dec 2004

Be careful you don't wee into his sweetie bag.
He will be so angry if you piss on his fruit gums.

9 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
RIGHT where the loo! ops: :oops:

eerm bit of a problem there Debbs..............gotta be warwicks pocket I'm afraid
:eeek: but i need a you no :oops: :oops: and some toilet paper!.....you no the soft stuff with pretty pattens on it............ ooo dear :oops: :oops: sorry warick

9 Dec 2004

A No 2.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :shock: