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On the homepage, it says "Users who complete all of their profile get a 73% better success rate on average!"
My thought for the day is, (cue Twighlight Zone music) - How do they know?
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Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life.
Jean Paul Richter
Ahabs
Orgasminator
Why do Clinics always say "Here's 6-12 condoms - see you in 3 months".
As if that would be enough!!!
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Quote by Ahabs
Why do Clinics always say "Here's 6-12 condoms - see you in 3 months".
As if that would be enough!!!

quite right!
three to six months would never be long enough to use that amount.
not without becoming the local 'mule' again.
I said I'd never do that... not agin.
lp
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gee up.
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Thought for today. Absolutely everyone is unique, its the only thing we all have in common.
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Quote by Bonedigger
whay do pizzas come in square boxes? dunno

The corners allow space for people to be able to pick up a pizza slice.
oooohhh very clever mr essex.....a passionkiss for u if u are going to wigan :twisted:
why :shock: are there disabled parking spaces outside the door of a skating rink ? :shock:
steve :shock: xx
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Why do people with dentures use sensitive toothpaste? blink
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Quote by travlinmanukok
whay do pizzas come in square boxes? dunno

The corners allow space for people to be able to pick up a pizza slice.
oooohhh very clever mr essex.....a passionkiss for u if u are going to wigan :twisted:
why :shock: are there disabled parking spaces outside the door of a skating rink ? :shock:
steve :shock: xx
Have I missed something, or is this a little in bad taste?
lp
lyns
Sex God
Quote by travlinmanukok
whay do pizzas come in square boxes? dunno

The corners allow space for people to be able to pick up a pizza slice.
oooohhh very clever mr essex.....a passionkiss for u if u are going to wigan :twisted:
why :shock: are there disabled parking spaces outside the door of a skating rink ? :shock:
steve :shock: xx
Disabilities come in many forms.
I think your question is in incredibly bad taste.
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Why isn't deoderant called
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"with his mouth full of toys, Jolly's urinating seemed defiant"
lp
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Quote by __random_orbit__
"with his mouth full of toys, Jolly's urinating seemed defiant"
lp

rotflmao Just watched that on TV Burp! :rotflmao:
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Quote by Cubes
"with his mouth full of toys, Jolly's urinating seemed defiant"
lp

rotflmao Just watched that on TV Burp! :rotflmao:
Damn!
My source is blown!
lp
Crashnnix
Sexpert
if 'God is a DJ' why is the music so crap sometimes?
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
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I'm listening to radio 4's:
Archive on Four; Nations of the Cross.
It's a fantstic programme, the history of the area (King's Cross, London) via achive recordings etc.
I believe it's part of a series and I'm sure would be available on BBC's 'Listen Again' service.
recommended
lp
This was your ROLP Public Service Announcement: