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It can be quite posible to assist some with the chores at hand.
It can be posible to guide, offer advice, and point that person in the right direction.
However, some people will never ever do the right fucking thing at the right time if they have to apply thier own blasted minds and take a little responcablity.
Be aware of this.
(the lp manual of employment dynamics)
Buses seem to be heated in the summer and cold in the winter. Is this because the heating bill is cheaper in the summer so therefore saving passing expence onto the fare paying passenger? It would be nice to think so.
Take a scarf in the winter, and a towel in the summer.
(Surviving Public Transport: RO, a work in progress)
lp
whay do pizzas come in square boxes? dunno
Why are boxing rings not round? confused
Quote by Bonedigger
whay do pizzas come in square boxes? dunno

The corners allow space for people to be able to pick up a pizza slice.
Quote by essex34m
whay do pizzas come in square boxes? dunno

The corners allow space for people to be able to pick up a pizza slice.
oooohhh very clever mr essex.....a passionkiss for u if u are going to wigan :twisted:
Quote by essex34m
whay do pizzas come in square boxes? dunno

The corners allow space for people to be able to pick up a pizza slice.
Why are blokes with their hands chained behind their backs such smart arses? smile
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Quote by essex34m
whay do pizzas come in square boxes? dunno

The corners allow space for people to be able to pick up a pizza slice.
There's always one smart git!
Quote by MikeNorth
Why are boxing rings not round? confused

So the referee is able to say to the boxers "go to your corners"
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whay do pizzas come in square boxes? dunno

The corners allow space for people to be able to pick up a pizza slice.
Why are blokes with their hands chained behind their backs such smart arses? smile
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they keep thier idle finger busy by polishing thier own buttocks.
lp
Quote by westerross
whay do pizzas come in square boxes? dunno

The corners allow space for people to be able to pick up a pizza slice.
Why are blokes with their hands chained behind their backs such smart arses? smile
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arent all submissives smart arses confused
dee
Quote by Rich_and_dee
whay do pizzas come in square boxes? dunno

The corners allow space for people to be able to pick up a pizza slice.
Why are blokes with their hands chained behind their backs such smart arses? smile
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arent all submissives smart arses confused
dee

No their arses just smart ;)
Quote by Calista
whay do pizzas come in square boxes? dunno

The corners allow space for people to be able to pick up a pizza slice.
There's always one smart git!
No just a pizza delivery boy....... rolleyes
Quote by Calista
whay do pizzas come in square boxes? dunno

The corners allow space for people to be able to pick up a pizza slice.
Why are blokes with their hands chained behind their backs such smart arses? smile
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arent all submissives smart arses confused
dee

No their arses just smart ;)
touche lol
For a short lived, though interesting sensory and visual experience, these cold mornings can have a little light hearted and uplifting effect. It need not be all chill & shiver!
the air in the bathroom is frigid as you strip for your bath, you muscles tense and a shiver runs across your goose-pimply flesh.
But lower yourself slowly into the deep and hot water, supporting yourself on the sides of the bath; feet, calves and as far up your thighs as you can without actually 'sitting'in the hot steamie water. Support yourself for a minute in that position before standing again, and then:
Admire the new pair of bright pink and wet stockings you are wearing!!!
Im about to try some on now.
lp
Quote by essex34m
Why are boxing rings not round? confused

So the referee is able to say to the boxers "go to your corners"
Sure it's not so they can pick up the pizza slices? :?
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For a short lived, though interesting sensory and visual experience, these cold mornings can have a little light hearted and uplifting effect. It need not be all chill & shiver!
the air in the bathroom is frigid as you strip for your bath, you muscles tense and a shiver runs across your goose-pimply flesh.
But lower yourself slowly into the deep and hot water, supporting yourself on the sides of the bath; feet, calves and as far up your thighs as you can without actually 'sitting'in the hot steamie water. Support yourself for a minute in that position before standing again, and then:
Admire the new pair of bright pink and wet stockings you are wearing!!!
Im about to try some on now.
lp

If you are my shape and sit right in it looks like a pair of stockings and a suspender belt! :shock:
Quote by __random_orbit__
For a short lived, though interesting sensory and visual experience, these cold mornings can have a little light hearted and uplifting effect. It need not be all chill & shiver!
the air in the bathroom is frigid as you strip for your bath, you muscles tense and a shiver runs across your goose-pimply flesh.
But lower yourself slowly into the deep and hot water, supporting yourself on the sides of the bath; feet, calves and as far up your thighs as you can without actually 'sitting'in the hot steamie water. Support yourself for a minute in that position before standing again, and then:
Admire the new pair of bright pink and wet stockings you are wearing!!!
Im about to try some on now.
lp

I would look like I am wearing a bight red see thought body suit lol
Quote by Theladyisaminx
For a short lived, though interesting sensory and visual experience, these cold mornings can have a little light hearted and uplifting effect. It need not be all chill & shiver!
the air in the bathroom is frigid as you strip for your bath, you muscles tense and a shiver runs across your goose-pimply flesh.
But lower yourself slowly into the deep and hot water, supporting yourself on the sides of the bath; feet, calves and as far up your thighs as you can without actually 'sitting'in the hot steamie water. Support yourself for a minute in that position before standing again, and then:
Admire the new pair of bright pink and wet stockings you are wearing!!!
Im about to try some on now.
lp

I would look like I am wearing a bight red see thought body suit lolinteresting
lp
LP
I have lurked for many months on here, but can I just say, I would do you! redface
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LP
I have lurked for many months on here, but can I just say, I would do you! redface

I've been lurking for a bit less than that but I would too! surprisedops:
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LP
I have lurked for many months on here, but can I just say, I would do you! redface

I've been lurking for a bit less than that but I would too! surprisedops:
Blimey, he is going to be a busy boy, isn't he.....
heres a thought for the day:
I do myself on a regular basis too!
lp
My (plagerised) thought of the day:
Maturbating doesn't make you blind. It just makes you good at it biggrin
( superman72)
I live in fear of an advertisement just seen on tele.
a dating site is offering a free personality test.
would always be good to know what/who I am... though I fear the power of 'section'
is that posible online?
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
I live in fear of an advertisement just seen on tele.
a dating site is offering a free personality test.
would always be good to know what/who I am... though I fear the power of 'section'
is that posible online?
lp

Do they have verification?
Quote by essex34m
I live in fear of an advertisement just seen on tele.
a dating site is offering a free personality test.
would always be good to know what/who I am... though I fear the power of 'section'
is that posible online?
lp

Do they have verification?
and merging
lp
Thought for today...........
ladies,Missionary is not an excuse to do nothing.... rolleyes
Quote by markz
Thought for today...........
ladies,Missionary is not an excuse to do nothing.... rolleyes

but we're doing plenty when in that position.........planning the next day's menus, thinking about what colour to paint the kitchen, did I turn the gas off? etc etc biggrin
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Thought for today...........
ladies,Missionary is not an excuse to do nothing.... rolleyes

but we're doing plenty when in that position.........planning the next day's menus, thinking about what colour to paint the kitchen, did I turn the gas off? etc etc biggrin
reminds me ........ I need a new feather duster! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by __random_orbit__
For a short lived, though interesting sensory and visual experience, these cold mornings can have a little light hearted and uplifting effect. It need not be all chill & shiver!
the air in the bathroom is frigid as you strip for your bath, you muscles tense and a shiver runs across your goose-pimply flesh.
But lower yourself slowly into the deep and hot water, supporting yourself on the sides of the bath; feet, calves and as far up your thighs as you can without actually 'sitting'in the hot steamie water. Support yourself for a minute in that position before standing again, and then:
Admire the new pair of bright pink and wet stockings you are wearing!!!
Im about to try some on now.
lp

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Also good for that 'spanked arse' effect.
Although I do wonder what David thinks when he hears me yelp, dives in to save me, and sees a giant red backside staring at him as he peels me off the ceiling and puts me back on the ground :undecided: