Calamity
I need help. The balls are after me and I must hold on to my identity. Can you turn the Deadwood Stage and pick me up at Portmeirion. I am aware of the 'man the sherriff watches, on his gun there's more than 27 notches', and, I would like Doc holliday to help me escape.
The Prisoner
Hello Chairman Miaow
Nice to meet you.
Have fun!
Hugs, Alex x x x
Oh Chairman Miaow!
Please forgive my rudeness at failing to greet you.
You are most welcome sir. The members of this club appear to be rather a strange assembly however on the whole they do seem to be quite friendly.
You haven't noticed a dark haired moody gentleman wearing a wet shirt clinging to his manly body, his damp breaches outlining his firm buttocks have you . Ohhhh forgive me - did I say that out loud? oh - I must get some fresh air it had suddenly become most warm in here.
Regards,
Miss E. Bennett
Spinster of the Parish
lurking?
it pleases me to see that others have had the same problem.
i have had many "lurkers" within the palace walls.
i have found that feeding them to the tigers in the menagerie is a reasonably efficient deterrent to them.
Hi ChairmanMiaow
Great to meet you. Thanks for having such a great name, sir. My cats will be so pleased that you've reminded me to go out and buy them some more food..... off to the shops.
Lee
Misschief - they all laugh. Until they uncover my Giant Cat Breeding Programme, and realise that one day, the land they love will be covered in humongous furballs! (Cue evil laughter, dissolving into coughing fit) :twisted:
CM