Thought i''d share the pain.

19 Jan 2008

I ache! oh yes indeed i do. It's a problem I suffer from on the odd occasion. Its called achey bollock syndrome neutral

What happens is, that on the odd occasion i hop into the car to drive somewhere and, not realising sort of trap one of my boll*x :shock: under my leg. At the time of doing this i dont tend to notice. I dont feel like I've trapped it under my leg and i happily drive off not knowing that one of my little spherical pleasure pals is having a bad time of it sad

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On arriving at my destination and upon alighting from the car I and others are then informed of the occurence by intense sound waves in the shape of 'Oh f*ckin hell' followed by the really quite pukey feeling that accompanies the unpleasant surprise.
Just wondered am I unique in suffering this condition confused

It's late ain't it biggrin

19 Jan 2008

You are not alone :shock:
I used to get this a lot, and it didn't need squishing on the car seat, I would just suddenly get this god awful pain in the bollox even just walking down the street.
most embarrassing occasion? yep you guessed it, my wedding day rolleyes

walked up the isle like i'd just got off my horse.
to this day have no idea what caused it but thankfully it stopped happening some years ago.
on a serious note, might be an idea to get the crown jewels checked out, just for peace of mind :thumbup:

19 Jan 2008

I had similar symptoms (sp) a few years back. Luckily I'm in BUPA through work and got checked out quickly. Specialist said it was due to my vasectomy which occasionally caused a build up of fluids and hormones resulting in an aching nad.
I told my wife what he had said and also that he recommended regular sex as a way of relieving the pain... it worked for a while lol.

19 Jan 2008

Quote by Lost

Just wondered am I unique in suffering this condition

Can't say it's anything I have ever suffered from! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

19 Jan 2008

Quote by blonde

Just wondered am I unique in suffering this condition

Can't say it's anything I have ever suffered from! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
me neither lol

:lol: but i do get achey tit syndrome rolleyes

just piercing pains through the right one doc said growing pains :?

19 Jan 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x
.........but i do get achey tit syndrome just piercing pains through the right one doc said growing pains

You get achey tit syndrome when you sit on your boob?????????????? :shock:
Now that I HAVE TO SEE :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

19 Jan 2008

Quote by blonde

.........but i do get achey tit syndrome just piercing pains through the right one doc said growing pains

You get achey tit syndrome when you sit on your boob?????????????? :shock:
Now that I HAVE TO SEE :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :doh: noooooo i dont sit on it (not big enough yet although they have been used as cushions a few times :roll:

19 Jan 2008

I have the solution.
You know the icy spray that the physio squirts onto players injuries to take the pain away on the pitch. (You know what's coming don't you!)
Just before you get in the car, unzip yer fly, stuff the little nozzle inside and give 'em a good squirt. They'll both instantly turn into two tight little walnuts. The only place they'll be trapped after that is upinside yer body cavities!
Job done.
Could be an interesting spectacle in Tesco's carpark.
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19 Jan 2008

Quote by westerross
I have the solution.
You know the icy spray that the physio squirts onto players injuries to take the pain away on the pitch. (You know what's coming don't you!)
Just before you get in the car, unzip yer fly, stuff the little nozzle inside and give 'em a good squirt. They'll both instantly turn into two tight little walnuts. The only place they'll be trapped after that is upinside yer body cavities!
Job done.
Could be an interesting spectacle in Tesco's carpark.
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I would pay good money to see that biggrin

:D
Sam xx

19 Jan 2008

Quote by westerross
I have the solution.
You know the icy spray that the physio squirts onto players injuries to take the pain away on the pitch. (You know what's coming don't you!)
Just before you get in the car, unzip yer fly, stuff the little nozzle inside and give 'em a good squirt. They'll both instantly turn into two tight little walnuts. The only place they'll be trapped after that is upinside yer body cavities!
Job done.
Could be an interesting spectacle in Tesco's carpark.
.

That's a date, then lol

19 Jan 2008

Quote by westerross
I have the solution.
You know the icy spray that the physio squirts onto players injuries to take the pain away on the pitch. (You know what's coming don't you!)
Just before you get in the car, unzip yer fly, stuff the little nozzle inside and give 'em a good squirt. They'll both instantly turn into two tight little walnuts. The only place they'll be trapped after that is upinside yer body cavities!
Job done.
Could be an interesting spectacle in Tesco's carpark.
.

Had me a good chuckle at that rotflmao

19 Jan 2008

Quote by Samndave
I have the solution.
You know the icy spray that the physio squirts onto players injuries to take the pain away on the pitch. (You know what's coming don't you!)
Just before you get in the car, unzip yer fly, stuff the little nozzle inside and give 'em a good squirt. They'll both instantly turn into two tight little walnuts. The only place they'll be trapped after that is upinside yer body cavities!
Job done.
Could be an interesting spectacle in Tesco's carpark.
.

I would pay good money to see that biggrin

:D
Sam xx
Hey kid, J says remind her nearer Essex Social - She'll come prepared and you can watch free!! :shock:
Mind you theres a cost she says :rascal:

19 Jan 2008

Quote by Lost
I have the solution.
You know the icy spray that the physio squirts onto players injuries to take the pain away on the pitch. (You know what's coming don't you!)
Just before you get in the car, unzip yer fly, stuff the little nozzle inside and give 'em a good squirt. They'll both instantly turn into two tight little walnuts. The only place they'll be trapped after that is upinside yer body cavities!
Job done.
Could be an interesting spectacle in Tesco's carpark.
.

I would pay good money to see that biggrin

:D
Sam xx
Hey kid, J says remind her nearer Essex Social - She'll come prepared and you can watch free!! :shock:
Mind you theres a cost she says :rascal:
Thought you were going to say he should come along and volunteer to be the tester - to see if it really works. cool

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19 Jan 2008

Quote by westerross
I have the solution.
You know the icy spray that the physio squirts onto players injuries to take the pain away on the pitch. (You know what's coming don't you!)
Just before you get in the car, unzip yer fly, stuff the little nozzle inside and give 'em a good squirt. They'll both instantly turn into two tight little walnuts. The only place they'll be trapped after that is upinside yer body cavities!
Job done.
Could be an interesting spectacle in Tesco's carpark.
.

I would pay good money to see that biggrin

:D
Sam xx
Hey kid, J says remind her nearer Essex Social - She'll come prepared and you can watch free!! :shock:
Mind you theres a cost she says :rascal:
Thought you were going to say he should come along and volunteer to be the tester - to see if it really works. cool

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what you mean he, i am the female of the partnership and happy to oblige :D :P

20 Jan 2008

Talking of pain... I just crashed my pushbike into a bollard and wounded my cock (going down a hill in the rain, taxi in front did a funny manouevre, brakes decided not to play). It's a bit bruised, but more uncomfortable is the bit of bone just above it which took a bash and now hurts. Fortunately I missed my prunes.
...er I know nobody really wanted to know that, but Ms Tomu is away for a few weeks and I kind of needed to share that with someone...

20 Jan 2008

Quote by tomu
Talking of pain... I just crashed my pushbike into a bollard and wounded my cock (going down a hill in the rain, taxi in front did a funny manouevre, brakes decided not to play). It's a bit bruised, but more uncomfortable is the bit of bone just above it which took a bash and now hurts. Fortunately I missed my prunes.
...er I know nobody really wanted to know that, but Ms Tomu is away for a few weeks and I kind of needed to share that with someone...

Mate its ok you can come in and whinge about achey man bits and associated man stuff in here. Its a bollox thread something women know Little about but talk lots of evil

I'm off

seriously though mate put it down in your diary so that when your Mrs comes back you can tell her how much you've been through. ( embellish just a little - we won't tell wink

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20 Jan 2008

Quote by tomu
Talking of pain... I just crashed my pushbike into a bollard and wounded my cock (going down a hill in the rain, taxi in front did a funny manouevre, brakes decided not to play). It's a bit bruised, but more uncomfortable is the bit of bone just above it which took a bash and now hurts. Fortunately I missed my prunes.
...er I know nobody really wanted to know that, but Ms Tomu is away for a few weeks and I kind of needed to share that with someone...

Mate its ok you can come in and whinge about achey man bits and associated man stuff in here. Its a bollox thread something women know Little about but talk lots of evil

I'm off

seriously though mate put it down in your diary so that when your Mrs comes back you can tell her how much you've been through. ( embellish just a little - we won't tell wink

)

20 Jan 2008

Quote by tomu
...er I know nobody really wanted to know that, but Ms Tomu is away for a few weeks and I kind of needed to share that with someone...

awwww..... :therethere:
Nola xx

20 Jan 2008

Thanks, I feel much better for that.

20 Jan 2008

Yes, on the odd occassion - but strangely enough when I was younger - my sac has tightened up now :!:
I had a girlfriend once, who used to say the thing she liked best about me, was the sensation of my balls bouncing on her whilst we performed.
Happy days wink

Plim

20 Jan 2008

you got unique bollocks lost lol

20 Jan 2008

Quote by tomu
Thanks, I feel much better for that.

You're very welcome! kiss

Nola x

20 Jan 2008

Quote by Samndave
I have the solution.
You know the icy spray that the physio squirts onto players injuries to take the pain away on the pitch. (You know what's coming don't you!)
Just before you get in the car, unzip yer fly, stuff the little nozzle inside and give 'em a good squirt. They'll both instantly turn into two tight little walnuts. The only place they'll be trapped after that is upinside yer body cavities!
Job done.
Could be an interesting spectacle in Tesco's carpark.
.

I would pay good money to see that biggrin

:D
Sam xx
Hey kid, J says remind her nearer Essex Social - She'll come prepared and you can watch free!! :shock:
Mind you theres a cost she says :rascal:
Thought you were going to say he should come along and volunteer to be the tester - to see if it really works. cool

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what you mean he, i am the female of the partnership and happy to oblige :D :P
Ooops redface

ops: :oops:
I missed the Sam - sorry. So you're gonna be the squirter then?
I can see a few volunteers lining up already.
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