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Quote by givemeahug
I'll do one of the shifts for u teppic i dont mind following NN around all day perving on her...ummm posts lol lol

sorry hugs, i cant let you do that, because when i'm not stalking NN, i want to spend the rest of the time stalking you in the bedroom.
please misstress, may i touch??? :twisted:
Quote by teppic
I'll do one of the shifts for u teppic i dont mind following NN around all day perving on her...ummm posts lol lol

sorry hugs, i cant let you do that, because when i'm not stalking NN, i want to spend the rest of the time stalking you in the bedroom.
please misstress, may i touch??? :twisted:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
We can share shifts and then when its over be naughty lol :twisted: ...then again we could invite NN to ours and have some stalking fun of our own wink
Quote by givemeahug
I'll do one of the shifts for u teppic i dont mind following NN around all day perving on her...ummm posts lol lol

sorry hugs, i cant let you do that, because when i'm not stalking NN, i want to spend the rest of the time stalking you in the bedroom.
please misstress, may i touch??? :twisted:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
We can share shifts and then when its over be naughty lol :twisted: ...then again we could invite NN to ours and have some stalking fun of our own wink
i have no problems with NN coming down :twisted: biggrin
Ive been thinking about this and I want a Stalker cool
Whos going to volunteer to stalk me today confused:
Quote by warwick
Ive been thinking about this and I want a Stalker cool
Whos going to volunteer to stalk me today confused:

Well I was just about to post that I always look for posts by my favourite people on here.
So not a 'thread' stalker but a stalker of people who make me smile!
And now it looks as if I am stalking one of them!!! rolleyes
alexandra...now an official stalker of warwick..certified by teppic.
I'll stalk anyone who posts anything about fish...
...always willing to do my bit, even in such a small way...
lol
Does that extend to Goldfish confused:
no no no dont start :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Fish bolt innocent
hmmm a nice pictus catfish....
and yes, i am stalking you hugs :twisted:
Quote by warwick
Does that extend to Goldfish confused:
no no no dont start :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Oh yes! Any kind of fish really!
Finally SH is pressing my buttons! lol
I must go - gotta go register the domain name " "
Quote by phil_osopher
Does that extend to Goldfish confused:
no no no dont start :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Oh yes! Any kind of fish really!
Finally SH is pressing my buttons! lol
I must go - gotta go register the domain name " "
or
right, enough of this fish hijack...if you want to discuss fish fetish, start your own thread about it.......
so i can stalk it... :twisted:
Quote by couple_ne2000

:shock: are you stalking me? lol

yep,is that ok ?!!??!?
Careful mind, Stalking NN might get you a night in the cells wink
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Don't know if this is the kind of thing your talking about but when people asks about mad things we have done this always springs to mind for me
starts off a bit boring but keep with it its quite funny at the end, well i think so :lol:
a few years ago me and sleazy (the hubby for those who don't know us) was walking down the street in the next village to where we lived then, having a bit of a bust up, as you do, anyway things got a bit heated and we was shouting rather loud next thing we know a cop car pulls up at the side of us and asks if everything is ok :shock:
So what do i say?
oh yes everything is fine hes my hubby and we just had a fall out? NOOOOOOOOO
i said....well no i'm not actually this guy has been following me for about 2 miles now and he not leave me alone......to this they arrested him and took him off in the car :lol2:
i just went home and made a cuppa :lol:

now thats just cheating....mixing threads is not allowed smackbottom
Quote by teppic
i have now decided to stalk NN.
but as this would be a full time, 24 hour a day job, i will need to split it into 3 shift patterns.
so i will require 2 extra people to cover this..
any offers? :wink:

oh go on then i'll help you stalk her confused
actually thats rather unfair just incase you hadn't noticed due to me working night i'm hardly ever on in the evenings so ner :lol2:
and besides that i'm only on 12 post a day so not that many really :shock:
Quote by naughtynymphos1

:shock: are you stalking me? lol

yep,is that ok ?!!??!?
Careful mind, Stalking NN might get you a night in the cells wink
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Don't know if this is the kind of thing your talking about but when people asks about mad things we have done this always springs to mind for me
starts off a bit boring but keep with it its quite funny at the end, well i think so :lol:
a few years ago me and sleazy (the hubby for those who don't know us) was walking down the street in the next village to where we lived then, having a bit of a bust up, as you do, anyway things got a bit heated and we was shouting rather loud next thing we know a cop car pulls up at the side of us and asks if everything is ok :shock:
So what do i say?
oh yes everything is fine hes my hubby and we just had a fall out? NOOOOOOOOO
i said....well no i'm not actually this guy has been following me for about 2 miles now and he not leave me alone......to this they arrested him and took him off in the car :lol2:
i just went home and made a cuppa :lol:

now thats just cheating....mixing threads is not allowed smackbottom
Quote by teppic
i have now decided to stalk NN.
but as this would be a full time, 24 hour a day job, i will need to split it into 3 shift patterns.
so i will require 2 extra people to cover this..
any offers? :wink:

oh go on then i'll help you stalk her confused
actually thats rather unfair just incase you hadn't noticed due to me working night i'm hardly ever on in the evenings so ner :lol2:
and besides that i'm only on 12 post a day so not that many really :shock:

brilliant, so i can cancel the evening shift...gives me a bit of playtime :twisted:
oh, hugs is serious about the invite... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: anytime your down this way
Quote by teppic
brilliant, so i can cancel the evening shift...gives me a bit of playtime :twisted:
oh, hugs is serious about the invite... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: anytime your down this way

invite? what invite? lol
hang on just going back for a read bolt
Quote by teppic
I'll do one of the shifts for u teppic i dont mind following NN around all day perving on her...ummm posts lol lol

sorry hugs, i cant let you do that, because when i'm not stalking NN, i want to spend the rest of the time stalking you in the bedroom.
please misstress, may i touch??? :twisted:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
We can share shifts and then when its over be naughty lol :twisted: ...then again we could invite NN to ours and have some stalking fun of our own wink
i have no problems with NN coming down :twisted: biggrin
is that coming down or going down :twisted: :lol:
ok where ya from? give me a min just getting my coat :lol2:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I'll do one of the shifts for u teppic i dont mind following NN around all day perving on her...ummm posts lol lol

sorry hugs, i cant let you do that, because when i'm not stalking NN, i want to spend the rest of the time stalking you in the bedroom.
please misstress, may i touch??? :twisted:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
We can share shifts and then when its over be naughty lol :twisted: ...then again we could invite NN to ours and have some stalking fun of our own wink
i have no problems with NN coming down :twisted: biggrin
is that coming down or going down :twisted: :lol:
ok where ya from? give me a min just getting my coat :lol2:

coming or going, take your pick NN, either way we can be fun.... :wink:
Quote by markz
hmmmmmmmm lets have a nosy around and see who i can stalk

you can stalk me as long as you don't bring that strap on thing :shock:
Suppose that depends on whether you want to be stalked or storked :shock: lol