three goats and a donkey.

11 Jul 2005

thats the present exchance rate on offer from the arabs to buy your wife or much do you think yours would fetch on holiday if you had no money for the return fare home, first class flight ticket, or economy only.

11 Jul 2005

i went on hols to tunisia with a girlfriend ages ago and she had blond hair i was offered
6 horses
4 camels
a cart ( knackered though )
2 old aged goats lol
Ste

11 Jul 2005

Timmy would probably give me away and swim home lol

:lol: :lol:
I'm a Skoda dontcha know biggrin

Jas
XXX

11 Jul 2005

Bloody 'ell I knew I was cheap - my ex husband was offered 2 camels and a donkey for me.
Bet he wished he had taken up the offer.....wouldn't had to have gone through the divorce!
Txx

11 Jul 2005

that`s where we r going on the 23`d
of this month
any good places to see?
2`s

11 Jul 2005

Quote by WhyTheHellNot!!!!!!
i went on hols to tunisia with a girlfriend ages ago and she had blond hair i was offered
6 horses
4 camels
a cart ( knackered though )
2 old aged goats lol
Ste

Bet you would of gone for it if the cart was in better nick ? :grin:
Matt

11 Jul 2005

2 Large Lion Eggs
1 Emu
3 Bottles of Cream Soda
1 Bottle of Pride
and a smidgeon of Joy

11 Jul 2005

I remember getting two Camels for Davej's wife!!! confused

:? :?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/42263/20.html

11 Jul 2005

Quote by BrummyMatt
i went on hols to tunisia with a girlfriend ages ago and she had blond hair i was offered
6 horses
4 camels
a cart ( knackered though )
2 old aged goats lol
Ste

Bet you would of gone for it if the cart was in better nick ? :grin:
Mattyeh but then i told him she would have cost him a fortune in hair spray !!!!!

11 Jul 2005

Quote by WhyTheHellNot!!!!!!
i went on hols to tunisia with a girlfriend ages ago and she had blond hair i was offered
6 horses
4 camels
a cart ( knackered though )
2 old aged goats lol
Ste

Bet you would of gone for it if the cart was in better nick ? :grin:
Mattyeh but then i told him she would have cost him a fortune in hair spray !!!!!
lol

:lol: :lol:

12 Jul 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I remember getting two Camels for Davej's wife!!! :? :?

Are two Camels worth three Marlboro nowadays.... ???

13 Jul 2005

If offered two twenty-year olds for a forty-year old, or vice versa, which offer would you accept?

13 Jul 2005

Having 2 twenty year olds would make me feel forty lol

13 Jul 2005

Mine would have to be worth
2 camels
2 horses
3 grenades
an AK47
hair extensions
1 year gym membership
a red bandana
so I could Rambo her to safety lol

:silly:

13 Jul 2005

i know full well my hubby would pay them to take me away lol

13 Jul 2005

Quote by WhyTheHellNot!!!!!!
i went on hols to tunisia with a girlfriend ages ago and she had blond hair i was offered
6 horses
4 camels
a cart ( knackered though )
2 old aged goats lol
Ste

But who would you rather clean up after Her or the Animals!!! :silly: :eeek: