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I was asked the other day if I had 3 wishes what would they be....... Oh I thought thats easy ..... then I thought about it and thats always a bad move. I actually found it really hard - so if you had 3 wishes what would they be? still thinking about mine but will post them lol
I'd wish for a nice cool glass of Irn Bru cos its hot here just now.
2nd wish would be a never ending glass of Irn Bru.
3rd Wish? feck it, I'l have another glass of never ending Irn Bru wink
Ignoring those things I don't actually need wishes to fix (like losing weight) and 'world peace' (which would take a damned site more than 3 human wishes) - - -
My son to be settled and happy with his life choices.
To win the lottery - £150k or upwards. (= mortgage)
Not to develop arthritis (bit late - it's started)
1/ My mum back
2/ A Spitfire MkIVb
3/ An end to good people dying too young
1/ To see my daughter happy and content
2/ To have enough money so as not to have to work again.
3/ Wolves to win Champions league !!!!
I wish I could give that never ending glass of Irn Bru to Woohoo redface kiss
And I have to think carefully about the remaining other 2 wishes rolleyes wink
Maci xxx
Quote by woohoo
I'd wish for a nice cool glass of Irn Bru cos its hot here just now.
2nd wish would be a never ending glass of Irn Bru.
3rd Wish? feck it, I'l have another glass of never ending Irn Bru :wink:
Wish number one ..... I wish I had an infinite number of wishes .... job done
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
Wish number one ..... I wish I had an infinite number of wishes .... job done

Every service provider has Terms and conditions nowadays stagger............. :small-print:
4.c) ii ... No being a clever cunt and wishing for more wishes.
Your contract has now been terminated, your genie has disappeared back up its own arse
:evil2:
Quote by Big_Fraser
Wish number one ..... I wish I had an infinite number of wishes .... job done

Every service provider has Terms and conditions nowadays stagger............. :small-print:
4.c) ii ... No being a clever cunt and wishing for more wishes.
Your contract has now been terminated, your genie has disappeared back up its own arse
:evil2:
Oh well worth a try .... back to the lottery then
ffs ...... wish I'd never read this post and started scratchin me head thinkin about it!
See its not that easy - okay here are my 3
1. To be 13 again with the knowledge I have now (with my knowledge would ensure I got shares in all the right places and invent social networking so sure to have enough money for all my needs)
2. That the ecosystem ensured all countries had adequate water supplies for eternity
3. I cant get to number 3 yet!!!!
1. A cure for autism. If this was not possible then I would wish to be able to get inside my son's head in the hope of understanding what the feck goes on in there!!
2. To be financially secure enough to be able to do all of the things I'd love to do (and that my family would love to do) without the stresses and strains and work restrictions. I dont want to sound greedy but the Euro Millions rollover might just cover it dunno
3. I sooooooo wish my dog would stop pulling!! banghead
All bases covered so i'll donate my 3 wishes to charity
This week:
1) Someone with knowledge how to connect a regulator, flash back arrester and quick connects to my propane hose! (I dont wanna spend any money having it done redface)
2) An oxygen concentrator :-)
3) A Jewellry Tumbler :-)
Oh and world peaz! Bugga thats four! confused :? :?
Quote by Funlovers2009
3. I sooooooo wish my dog would stop pulling!! banghead

Have you tried this mrs funs?

HALTI has become the world's favourite canine headcollar because it has been designed to combine maximum steering efficiency with unequalled comfort for the dog. There are no metal parts in contact with the dog's skin and the point of steering is well down the nose and away from the eyes. A particular feature of the HALTI which is not shared by other designs of headcollar, is that it has an on-off muzzling action to close the dog's jaws. The HALTI makes training and behaviour modification of dogs practical and safe. It can be used in a number of ways: either as a passive means to simply stop dogs pulling, or as an active training aid. Handlers can gently direct the dog's head, steering him into desired positions which can then be rewarded and linked to a command associated with that posture, for example 'sit'! The HALTI range features six sizes in four colours and there is also a special leather-padded edition available. A velcro fastening can also be requested as an alternative to the standard clip fastening, to aid owners with reduced dexterity.
I would wish for:
1. An end to suffering in every respect for everyone.
2. For wish 1 to come true.
3. For wishes 1 and 2 to come true.
Quote by deancannock
3/ Wolves to win Champions league !!!!

She said wishes not miracles Dean :eeek:
1) health - at least to be better than it currently is.
2) wealth - enough to achieve a few dreams and clear a few debts.
3) happiness - sick and tired of lacking this lately.
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Quote by woohoo
3. I sooooooo wish my dog would stop pulling!! banghead

Have you tried this mrs funs?

HALTI has become the world's favourite canine headcollar because it has been designed to combine maximum steering efficiency with unequalled comfort for the dog. There are no metal parts in contact with the dog's skin and the point of steering is well down the nose and away from the eyes. A particular feature of the HALTI which is not shared by other designs of headcollar, is that it has an on-off muzzling action to close the dog's jaws. The HALTI makes training and behaviour modification of dogs practical and safe. It can be used in a number of ways: either as a passive means to simply stop dogs pulling, or as an active training aid. Handlers can gently direct the dog's head, steering him into desired positions which can then be rewarded and linked to a command associated with that posture, for example 'sit'! The HALTI range features six sizes in four colours and there is also a special leather-padded edition available. A velcro fastening can also be requested as an alternative to the standard clip fastening, to aid owners with reduced dexterity.

Would that work with dogs who just suddenly stop in the street and decide to lie down? lol Its a hard life being a dog
My wishes (for the time being)
1) For my son to do well in what ever he decided to do and have less struggles at school
2) Some financial security, not a lot just a little bit
3) For someone to buy my parents house so my dad is not driving the length of the country twice+ a week
1). Mum to still be here as she passed away 6 days ago
2). For them to find a cure for all cancer (and yes that is connected to the above)
3). I will have to think about that one....
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1). Mum to still be here as she passed away 6 days ago
2). For them to find a cure for all cancer (and yes that is connected to the above)
3). I will have to think about that one....

Mine too sad
:therethere:
sorry to hear that Tweeky x
I have to say the last four months I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. It's felt like some kind of torture at times :sad:
Quote by tweeky
1). Mum to still be here as she passed away 6 days ago
2). For them to find a cure for all cancer (and yes that is connected to the above)
3). I will have to think about that one....

Mine too sad
:therethere:
Quote by moab
sorry to hear that Tweeky x
I have to say the last four months I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. It's felt like some kind of torture at times :sad:
1). Mum to still be here as she passed away 6 days ago
2). For them to find a cure for all cancer (and yes that is connected to the above)
3). I will have to think about that one....

Mine too sad
:therethere:
We can relate as well. I still expect my step-daughter to walk through the door on a Friday and it's almost 18 months now.
:therethere:
Calista
Yes its all still very surreal. Mum went late last year and life has changed ohh so much in that time. Day to day its the same but my ultimate confidant and support network is gone, its like the buck stops here now.
My sympathy for all your loses