Three wishes for xmas

1 Dec 2006

ok this shouldn't offend anyone..........
first wish : that all the debt in the world (including my credit card)is dissolved thus making everyone's life worth living and abolishing poverty once and for all !
second wish : that everyone is free to practice their faith or religion or belief with out persecution or fear of terrorism,in effect and end to all wars!
third wish :now I was going to do something about the enviroment but I got a little selfish.
third wish is that my ejaculation is pure baileys irish cream (i'd be a big hit at xmas parties he he :twisted: )
I wonder if that might interest a certain lady on here blast

.............no probably not...i'm not a no tail (you know who you are)
ok....who's first............. do you want ice with that?
:grin:

1 Dec 2006

The effort paul went to write this topic and he gets no replies! He said such lovelly things! I would love to respond to it with my three christmas wishes but i'm so selfish and materialistic that i might just appall you all, i'll leave it to the rest of you to say something nice as i just cant x

2 Dec 2006

may be cos its to much like this one? click here
wink

2 Dec 2006

The similarities are rather striking arent there x

2 Dec 2006

My 3 wishes:
1. Cock
2. Cock
3. Cock
Ok not very inventive I know :twisted:

2 Dec 2006

Well, im sure your find lots of people who can give you what it is you want x

2 Dec 2006

Mine would have to be the same No's 1 and 2 as Bigpaul's but obviously not No 3 :giggle:......therefore my No 3 would have to be that everyone be more courteous to each other....I don't think that's too much to ask, even if it' just holding open a door for someone behind you, or saying please and thank you dunno

CA x

2 Dec 2006

I think the things biwelshminx said the things we all want... cock cock cock

2 Dec 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
My 3 wishes:
1. Cock
2. Cock
3. Cock
Ok not very inventive I know :twisted:

HTH :thumbup:

2 Dec 2006

Quote by sheddy
My 3 wishes:
1. Cock
2. Cock
3. Cock
Ok not very inventive I know :twisted:

HTH :thumbup:
sheddy... you are soo helpful. I love you x x x

2 Dec 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
My 3 wishes:
1. Cock
2. Cock
3. Cock
Ok not very inventive I know :twisted:

Your wish is my command :rascal:

2 Dec 2006

Quote by splendid33
My 3 wishes:
1. Cock
2. Cock
3. Cock
Ok not very inventive I know :twisted:

HTH :thumbup:
sheddy... you are soo helpful. I love you x x x
guarenteed to get you up in the morning :twisted:

2 Dec 2006

1. a monster knob
2. strong enough blood supply to keep me monster up
3. someone to dislike enough to 'wish em' my old knob

2 Dec 2006

I'd like
all the fighting in the world to stop once and for all while we still have a world to live in
tonight's winning Lotto numbers
someone special

2 Dec 2006

Actually i'd like a magic pint glass that refills with beer once you've drank it.
In fact i'd like three of those :giggle:

2 Dec 2006

Quote by Mallock2006
My 3 wishes:
1. Cock
2. Cock
3. Cock
Ok not very inventive I know :twisted:

Your wish is my command :rascal:
Thank you Steve kiss

I knew I could rely on you :twisted: ;)
Sheddy I don't like birds sad

They're evil sad

;)

3 Dec 2006

Quote by Bigpaul44
ok this shouldn't offend anyone..........
first wish : that all the debt in the world (including my credit card)is dissolved thus making everyone's life worth living and abolishing poverty once and for all !
... :grin:

Rome did this more than once. People just ran up more debt, while others refused to loan. Then the state started to hand out free bread.
So we now run up debt. Go bankrupt and ask the government for free hand outs. Two thousand years we have not improved much have we.

3 Dec 2006

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Only three confused

3 Dec 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
I don't like birds They're evil ;)

Ok I've been called some things in my time - but never evil! evil

4 Dec 2006

Another meet on here.......last one seems fecking ages ago
My wife to actually feck off and stop threatening too
To relieve the obvious sexual tension between me and my PA
(PA sounds a bit poncy, I know but that is her job title)

4 Dec 2006

I wish:
the 18th December would hurry up and arrive as that's when my son is coming home :bounce:
my youngest son would stop nagging me to put the tree up ( only because it means major change around in the sitting room to fit it in ) :scared:
and last but by no means least, I wish everyone on here a very happy, peaceful and sexy Christmas kiss

( I just wanted to be the first :smug: )

4 Dec 2006

awww...for the kids and all that..
humbug otherwise
if wishes were horses?..... explain

Are you sure?