>>honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
>>But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your
>>first request?"
>>
>>The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
>>
>>The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who
>>whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
>>
>>Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on
>>his back.
>>
>>As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
>>and spends the night.
>>
>>The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
>>"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in
>>two days. What is your second request?"
>>
>>The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
>>
>>Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As
>>before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the
>>horizon.
>>
>>Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
>>Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more
>>attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and
>>spends the night.
>>
>>The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are
>>indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What
>>is your last request?"
>>
>>The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone." The
>>Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone
>>Ranger's tent.
>>
>>Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks
>>him square in the eye and says, "Listen carefully, dickhead, for the
>>last time, I said...., Bring Posse!"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
just hope I can remember it!
