Quote by Andy_Jules
Two boys playing football in a park by the side of Old Trafford when one is set upon by a Pitbull. Acting fast, the other boy peels off a board from a nearby fence and rams it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter from the Manchester Evening News who happens to be passing by sees the incident and makes his way over to interview the boy. "A brave Mancunian youth saves friend from vicious animal", he starts jotting down in his notebook." But I'm not from Manchester " the hero of the day replies." I'm visiting from Liverpool" The reporter starts a new page in his notebook and writes,"Scouse ba**ard kills family pet"
That's better!
Bit of Manc vs Scouse prejudice, but that's to be expected? Course, any MEN reporter worth his salt should have understood the situation immediately. I mean, the kid loitering outside Old Trafford ain't gonna be from bloody Manchester to start with, is he? 
