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im off to a bukkake party and really want to spray this lass face with loads of cum like peter north does so if any you guys now how to produce more cum let me know as im sure my bollocks can produce im looking 4 is like i say to spray her face with volume and force just like a fireman putting out a fire on the fifth floor of a tower block
Quote by gagmaster
im off to a bukkake party and really want to spray this lass face with loads of cum like peter north does so if any you guys now how to produce more cum let me know as im sure my bollocks can produce im looking 4 is like i say to spray her face with volume and force just like a fireman putting out a fire on the fifth floor of a tower block

try not wanking for a couple of weeks.dunno
You need to get hold of a 1000ml syringe with a large-gauge needle. Fill it with wallpaper paste - runnier than usual so it's more like semen. Inject it directly into your scrotum about an hour before you got out. Do it from underneath so the injection site doesn't show. :thumbup:
That was a joke btw - for God's sake don't actually do it.
Quote by foxylady2209
You need to get hold of a 1000ml syringe with a large-gauge needle. Fill it with wallpaper paste - runnier than usual so it's more like semen. Inject it directly into your scrotum about an hour before you got out. Do it from underneath so the injection site doesn't show. :thumbup:
That was a joke btw - for God's sake don't actually do it.

Now you've given him another fetish idea :lol2:
We like the Gagmaster he gives us a bloody good laugh. rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Every post on this thread has made me laugh! lol
Quote by Steve
You need to get hold of a 1000ml syringe with a large-gauge needle. Fill it with wallpaper paste - runnier than usual so it's more like semen. Inject it directly into your scrotum about an hour before you got out. Do it from underneath so the injection site doesn't show. :thumbup:
That was a joke btw - for God's sake don't actually do it.

Now you've given him another fetish idea :lol2:
That's what I was about to say! lol
Quote by vampanya
Every post on this thread has made me laugh! lol

:lol: I've just read some of his other posts! :scared: :lol2:
Im just making my way thru them too! rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
Quote by vampanya
Im just making my way thru them too! rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:

I'd suggest acquiring a sick bag before continuing any further! :shock:
Quote by s3xyl3xy
Im just making my way thru them too! rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:

I'd suggest acquiring a sick bag before continuing any further! :shock:
Yet another fetish idea for the 'Gag'man? lol
Sick bag? oh nooo I like a bit of bukkake! :thumbup:
Quote by Lost
Im just making my way thru them too! rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:

I'd suggest acquiring a sick bag before continuing any further! :shock:
Yet another fetish idea for the 'Gag'man? lol
Sick bag - 'gag' man :lol2:
Quote by vampanya
Sick bag? oh nooo I like a bit of bukkake! :thumbup:

Me too! :lol2: I meant for his other posts if you got that far! :scared: Cooking oil! Other unmentionables! :shock:
Ah now I draw the line at cooking oil! lol
Quote by vampanya
Ah now I draw the line at cooking oil! lol

Engine oil then?
I think I prefer cooking oil then lol
Try Gaviscon ..... that fireman off the Ad looks like he's mad into the bukkake scene
Quote by foxylady2209
You need to get hold of a 1000ml syringe with a large-gauge needle. Fill it with wallpaper paste - runnier than usual so it's more like semen. Inject it directly into your scrotum about an hour before you got out. Do it from underneath so the injection site doesn't show. :thumbup:
That was a joke btw - for God's sake don't actually do it.

So when you say, "for God's sake don't actually do it" its not actually dangerous or any thing....right?...is it?????? IS IT :silly: