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being youngish is hard to find people on here and being a single male obv makes it even harder, so do you have any advice to help me find some fun lol
Take care with your English? It isn't a criterion for a good sexual experience, but it might get you more responses if people are clear about what you mean. Lack of punctuation can make posts difficult to interpret sometimes.
Oh and some of us are fussier as we get older too. biggrin:D:D:D:D:D
Quote by foxylady2209
Take care with your English? It isn't a criterion for a good sexual experience, but it might get you more responses if people are clear about what you mean. Lack of punctuation can make posts difficult to interpret sometimes.
Oh and some of us are fussier as we get older too biggrin:D:D:D:D:D

:thumbup:
Quote by Chrisglasgow123
being youngish is hard to find people on here and being a single male obv makes it even harder, so do you have any advice to help me find some fun lol

whenever I see this type of post I always think the following "please don't have a one line advert and a cock shot" because it says to me you haven't thought about it and you haven't really made an effort...
the fact that you have only just signed up today.. and you are already asking this question raises red flags for me......
if you are expecting " -shag".... you are going to be disappointed.. may as well tell it exactly as it is....
it takes work and it takes times.... there are no short cuts or quick solutions... you get out what you put in
remember maggots are no good for sea fishing...... cool
"Learn to swim young man, learn to swim"
lp
smile hello chris! Im in a similar position to you, being a young single guy on this site. Now Im definately in no position to be giving any valuable advice, having not yet met up with anyone.
What I can do for you is to relay some of the feedback that I have recieved :)
I've had a look at you profile, and suggest that you could add more about yourself in your profile text. Also add some more pictures of yourself.
Try your best to use correct grammar and punctuation. Obviously the odd spelling error is going to slip through and you shouldnt feel the need to change how you talk, but correct SPAG wont hurt anything. :)
Quote by Anoush
smile hello chris! Im in a similar position to you, being a young single guy on this site. Now Im definately in no position to be giving any valuable advice, having not yet met up with anyone.
What I can do for you is to relay some of the feedback that I have recieved :)
I've had a look at you profile, and suggest that you could add more about yourself in your profile text. Also add some more pictures of yourself.
Try your best to use correct grammar and punctuation. Obviously the odd spelling error is going to slip through and you shouldnt feel the need to change how you talk, but correct SPAG wont hurt anything. :)

this spag is perfect...

bolt
Quote by Anoush
smile hello chris! Im in a similar position to you, being a young single guy on this site. Now Im definately in no position to be giving any valuable advice, having not yet met up with anyone.
What I can do for you is to relay some of the feedback that I have recieved :)
I've had a look at you profile, and suggest that you could add more about yourself in your profile text. Also add some more pictures of yourself.
Try your best to use correct grammar and punctuation. Obviously the odd spelling error is going to slip through and you shouldnt feel the need to change how you talk, but correct SPAG wont hurt anything. :)

It is.. but as you're quite adorable, that's OK wink
Hi Chris and welcome to the Forum biggrin
As other's have said - it's a balance of listening and learning and making yourself stand out for the right reasons. Lines like "dont be fooled by my age i know how to please a women" on your profile don't help IMHO. There's a profiles that say the same or similar things - it would appear that every straight bloke on here is the world's best at oral sex!
Why not think about focusing on output rather than input - i.e. what you want out of the place as opposed to what you do or what you are - or at least say why you know what you're doing etc. Read other bloke's profiles who are after the same ‘market' as you (i.e. your ‘competitors’). If some make you cringe – make sure you don’t write similar things, if others make you think ‘oh shit, that’s impressive’ plagiarise it to death ;)
Maybe get a female you know and trust to help write the profile with/for you – after all, she knows what she’s looking for and finally, be yourself.
Good luck :thumbup:
Quote by BIoke
smile hello chris! Im in a similar position to you, being a young single guy on this site. Now Im definately in no position to be giving any valuable advice, having not yet met up with anyone.
What I can do for you is to relay some of the feedback that I have recieved :)
I've had a look at you profile, and suggest that you could add more about yourself in your profile text. Also add some more pictures of yourself.
Try your best to use correct grammar and punctuation. Obviously the odd spelling error is going to slip through and you shouldnt feel the need to change how you talk, but correct SPAG wont hurt anything. :)

It is.. but as you're quite adorable, that's OK wink
Hi Chris and welcome to the Forum biggrin
As other's have said - it's a balance of listening and learning and making yourself stand out for the right reasons. Lines like "dont be fooled by my age i know how to please a women" on your profile don't help IMHO. There's a profiles that say the same or similar things - it would appear that every straight bloke on here is the world's best at oral sex!
Why not think about focusing on output rather than input - i.e. what you want out of the place as opposed to what you do or what you are - or at least say why you know what you're doing etc. Read other bloke's profiles who are after the same ‘market' as you (i.e. your ‘competitors’). If some make you cringe – make sure you don’t write similar things, if others make you think ‘oh shit, that’s impressive’ plagiarise it to death ;)
Maybe get a female you know and trust to help write the profile with/for you – after all, she knows what she’s looking for and finally, be yourself.
Good luck :thumbup:
Have you re-read your sig lately? bolt
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
smile hello chris! Im in a similar position to you, being a young single guy on this site. Now Im definately in no position to be giving any valuable advice, having not yet met up with anyone.
What I can do for you is to relay some of the feedback that I have recieved :)
I've had a look at you profile, and suggest that you could add more about yourself in your profile text. Also add some more pictures of yourself.
Try your best to use correct grammar and punctuation. Obviously the odd spelling error is going to slip through and you shouldnt feel the need to change how you talk, but correct SPAG wont hurt anything. :)

It is.. but as you're quite adorable, that's OK wink
Hi Chris and welcome to the Forum biggrin
As other's have said - it's a balance of listening and learning and making yourself stand out for the right reasons. Lines like "dont be fooled by my age i know how to please a women" on your profile don't help IMHO. There's a profiles that say the same or similar things - it would appear that every straight bloke on here is the world's best at oral sex!
Why not think about focusing on output rather than input - i.e. what you want out of the place as opposed to what you do or what you are - or at least say why you know what you're doing etc. Read other bloke's profiles who are after the same ‘market' as you (i.e. your ‘competitors’). If some make you cringe – make sure you don’t write similar things, if others make you think ‘oh shit, that’s impressive’ plagiarise it to death ;)
Maybe get a female you know and trust to help write the profile with/for you – after all, she knows what she’s looking for and finally, be yourself.
Good luck :thumbup:
Have you re-read your sig lately? bolt
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Oh god... is there a typo in it?? Help... I don't understand and can't see it if there is confused :P
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IN EDIT - got it, thank you..that'll teach me to copy and paste from quotes on the web without checking ;)
Quote by BIoke
Oh god... is there a typo in it?? Help... I don't understand and can't see it if there is confused :P
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There is indeed wink
Quote by Steve
Oh god... is there a typo in it?? Help... I don't understand and can't see it if there is confused :P
x

There is indeed wink
Or rather there was :lol2:
Quote by Steve
Oh god... is there a typo in it?? Help... I don't understand and can't see it if there is confused :P
x

There is indeed wink
He found it :thumbup:
Geez, you guys are a bunch of grammar nazis. lol.
lol
Having said that, I left those mistakes in to prove a point :dry: yeah, that's it...
If I hadn't, then id just feel like a doughnut right now. :P
Makes a note to avoid playing word games with fluff. Ah well I will have to resort to sex games.
Quote by Ben_welshminx
Makes a note to avoid playing word games with fluff. Ah well I will have to resort to sex games.

And then you challenged me to Scrabble :shock: :giggle:
Quote by Anoush
Geez, you guys are a bunch of grammar nazis. lol.

back of the net........ :mrgreen:
Top tip number 1. JML magic sponges are great for cleaning up little splashes off varnish and gloss of the floor BUT... Do not use to try and remove that little smudge of blue gloss off your arm with it.... because it BURNS
Top tip number 2. When glossing and vanishing your kitchen chairs use a little common sense do not put the chair in front of the fridge then when your finished decide your a little bit peckish :doh:
Top tip number 3. Do not under any circumstances forget (even momentarily) your friends 40th birthday and make arrangements with other people to do things that day redface surprisedops: :oops:
Its also a bad idea to flirt with a surgeon
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Top tip number 2. When glossing and vanishing your kitchen chairs use a little common sense do not put the chair in front of the fridge then when your finished decide your a little bit peckish :doh:

rotflmao you dozy bint :rotflmao:
Quite... right topic Tan, wrong thread... :rascal:
Quote by BIoke
Quite... right topic Tan, wrong thread... :rascal:

Ffs :doh: :doh: Some days I just should not get outta bed