tiredness vs drinking.....

3 Nov 2005

which causes the most damage? i guess you would think drinking?
last night i drove back from London and had to round a round about 3 times to work out which exit was the sevices to grab an hour kip to enable me to drive home safely.
once home i managed to get into bed and think i must have fallen asleep with my phone in my hand.....in my sleep i managed to delete anyone whos name was from a-d in my phone book and also to ring about 8 people.
so, my apologies to anyone who i may have rang in my sleep by rolling on my phone. I hope my snoring didnt wake you. Ill pm those whos numbers ive deleted and you can take the piss all you like.
hopefully im back to 100% now. lol

3 Nov 2005

lol, no.....although im more than happy to demonstrate my vibrate function (if only you lived next door lol)

3 Nov 2005

top man lancy..........lol

4 Nov 2005

Class move with the phone lol

Seriously class move, pulling over and getting a kip. You deserve a big snog.

4 Nov 2005

Quote by lancyuk
which causes the most damage? i guess you would think drinking?
once home i managed to get into bed and think i must have fallen asleep with my phone in my hand.....in my sleep i managed to delete anyone whos name was from a-d in my phone book and also to ring about 8 people.l

Ahh commiserations Lancy, know exactly where you are coming from.
Reminds me of the time when I promised to phone a lady for an ummm more explicit phone conversation.
I had just driven 400 miles, arrived at the hotel, grabbed a quick pint, up to the room, finished my drink while I unpacked, and settled down to phone her.
It went something like:
Me: Hi, how are you feeling?
Her: Horny as hell (slight buzzing sounds in the background)
Me: Close your eyes and imagine me next to you
Her: Sounds good, you close your eyes as well
Me: Tell me what you thinking right now
Her: You next to me, skin on skin, your lips on mine, you cock pressing up against me, my legs apart, waiting for you to take me â€¦â€¦
Me. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Loud sounds of snoring cos I do snore bloody loudly as some can attest to
Her: Oi, are you still there
Her: (louder) have you fallen asleep?
Her (Screaming) wake up you bastard
Me: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Her: You fucking wanker

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Vix
You deserve a big snog.

ill hold you to that ;)
manolishi.....thats seriously funny.

4 Nov 2005

Hate that feeling when driving - you've got a strong coffee, music up loud and windows open - air con on and still not helping - good effort for being responsible.

4 Nov 2005

what would be the best soundtrack while driving in this state of mind? i think a bit of oasis would be good? biggrin

4 Nov 2005

errrr actually i had no sound track at all as my car stereo kills the battery.
oh well.

4 Nov 2005

ok well if you had a stero what would you play? fair play for being responsible.

10 Nov 2005

Quote by wlibert leacock
what would be the best soundtrack while driving in this state of mind? i think a bit of oasis would be good?

Very hard Drum n Bass.
you prob too much for all you oldies though. Would defo keep you awake though!!!!

10 Nov 2005

Please don't turn this into a "What Music do you listen to when driving?" thread!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

10 Nov 2005

Yep, i paid that price...

10 Nov 2005

I like the matrix signs on the motorway in the mornings 'DONT DRIVE TIRED' .
Yeah sorry boss i cant come into work today as i dont want to drive tired!
How long would you have a job.....muppets

10 Nov 2005

I think both are equally dangerous, whilst I have never driven whilst drunk (I have about one pint and then stop while driving), I have momentarily dozed off several times and it scares me shitless each time I do it.
I have before now stopped in a layby just twelve minutes drive from my home and slept for half an hour when tired, and on the way back from Manchester one night (Bangles gig) slept in about five different service stations and was still dropping off.
The most stupidest example I have performed of this was driving down a particularly treacherous stretch of road near here called forty foot bank, its a dead straight road with a sheer drop down into a very wide and deep river and once you go in you can forget trying to get out, its game over territory. I was driving down there 3am one morning and still have no idea how I didn't fall asleep and end up in it.
So please send me to bed if posting on here late tonight as I have a long drive tomorrow.
Harry Jones