Alas Mr Monty we can't return the broken Mirrabelle to you as we have not finished with her. It is our intention to use Mirabelle as a family heirloom and have managed to stick her head back on with a bit of pritstick and cellotape. Seeing as she is now dead and as stiff as plastic, we figured that hoisting her high up in the spruce would'nt matter a jot any more.
We know what you mean about the notorious wolly worth gang, their tactics are indeed a disgrace. I have noticed how they groom people into being loyal to their cause. I myself fell victim to these vicious thugs when at an early age, I became attracted to a particularly potent addictive drug that they use to hold people in their grasp called ' ' These vile criminals wrap their goods in brightly coloured paper and make them nice to the taste, then they entice you further, by allowing you to fill a sack with a shovel, with no supervision, whilst you stare at a sign that says 64p. Its not until you want to leave, that the heavy mob move in, dressed menacingly in green and blue Polyester and demand a weeks wages for the sack that you have just filled.....bastards!! not only am I broke, but my teeth are long gone and I'm on me second set of gums!!
Any way I digress. As we said we are holding onto the fairy, but can assure you that she will be treated kindly and that in future, we will attatch her to the tree with a rubber band instead of the galvanised nails that we previousely used.
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- but it was quite good fun, and gave me chance to bore people half to death in real life, when I had babysitters 8-) 
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