A close friend of mine rings me up recently telling me an old flame of his that has turned up, and wants him back, or better words wants his one foot cock back.
He's in a difficult position he's in a new relationship with a woman he's not really attracted to nor love's and now he's got this hot horny woman that wants his big cock (she made that clear) on a regular basis and nothing else.
My advice was don't do something you may later regret, think about it before you step in it.
What advice would you have given him?????
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Quote by ananga ranga
A close friend of mine rings me up recently telling me an old flame of his that has turned up, and wants him back, or better words wants his one foot cock back.
He's in a difficult position he's in a new relationship with a woman he's not really attracted to nor love's and now he's got this hot horny woman that wants his big cock (she made that clear) on a regular basis and nothing else.
My advice was don't do something you may later regret, think about it before you step in it.
What advice would you have given him?????
I don't see how that's a difficult position
if he doesn't fancy her and doesn't love her why is he with her in the first place ??Minx x x
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Ducks down and waits for the missiles to start flying 
Quote by ananga ranga
He's in a difficult position he's in a new relationship with a woman he's not really attracted to nor love's and now he's got this hot horny woman that wants his big cock (she made that clear) on a regular basis and nothing else.
Let the one cook for him, and just fuck the other ffs ! ! !
*db - having a shallow day
Quote by dambuster
He's in a difficult position he's in a new relationship with a woman he's not really attracted to nor love's and now he's got this hot horny woman that wants his big cock (she made that clear) on a regular basis and nothing else.
Let the one cook for him, and just fuck the other ffs ! ! !
*db - having a shallow day
You bad, bad man
:smackbottom: 
that is soooooooo shallow 
:lol: Quote by dambuster
He's in a difficult position he's in a new relationship with a woman he's not really attracted to nor love's and now he's got this hot horny woman that wants his big cock (she made that clear) on a regular basis and nothing else.
Let the one cook for him, and just fuck the other ffs ! ! !
*db - having a shallow day
:eeek: are you MAD, do you really want freckle after you, cos she will be after "pleasureseeker" and that comment
still had me wetting myself though !! probably what most men were thinking though, but didn't have the balls to write (not me though you understand)
I'd say to him, go have some fun. It's not like he's married and besides he claims he's not attracted to his new girlfriend or in love with her. My question is should he be in a serious relationship with his girlfriend at all. My suspicion is that he's only keeping the girlfriend for convenience e.g. occasional free sex, companionship, home cooking or whatever
Break off with the new girlfriend first and then sleep with the old flame, that way it's not cheating. Then he may keep old flame as a handy fuck buddy
Break off with the new girlfriend first and then sleep with the old flame, that way it's not cheating. Then he may keep old flame as a handy fuck buddy
Quote by treasurechest
To live up to the high standards, alegeldy , expected of anyong who has any involvement with this site (even third party) your friend needs to, uncerimoniously, dump the one hes with and then hes free shag the old flame senseless !!
can't find a picture of a cat with its claws scratching, so just going to say meow !!
think she is having a pop over the way pleasureseeker was "accosted"
:shock: :doh: :eeek:
Quote by treasurechest
To live up to the high standards, alegeldy , expected of anyong who has any involvement with this site (even third party) your friend needs to, uncerimoniously, dump the one hes with and then hes free shag the old flame senseless !!
And wtf would he do for food/cleaning ??
Quote by welshBIcouple
To live up to the high standards, alegeldy , expected of anyong who has any involvement with this site (even third party) your friend needs to, uncerimoniously, dump the one hes with and then hes free shag the old flame senseless !!
can't find a picture of a cat with its claws scratching, so just going to say meow !!
think she is having a pop over the way pleasureseeker was "accosted"
:shock: :doh: :eeek:
I think the word assulted would be more apropriate
dambuster, happen he wud get off his ass and do his own cleaning and cooking ?
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Quote by treasurechest
To live up to the high standards, alegeldy , expected of anyong who has any involvement with this site (even third party) your friend needs to, uncerimoniously, dump the one hes with and then hes free shag the old flame senseless !!
Don't forget the other option of seeing a prostitute instead - because that is so much more ethical.
Quote by rogerthedragon
To live up to the high standards, alegeldy , expected of anyong who has any involvement with this site (even third party) your friend needs to, uncerimoniously, dump the one hes with and then hes free shag the old flame senseless !!
Don't forget the other option of seeing a prostitute instead - because that is so much more ethical.
Which raises the question, if prostitution is ethical (and i for one would not say it wasnt) why arnt they allowed to advertise on the site?
Quote by treasurechest
To live up to the high standards, alegeldy , expected of anyong who has any involvement with this site (even third party) your friend needs to, uncerimoniously, dump the one hes with and then hes free shag the old flame senseless !!
Don't forget the other option of seeing a prostitute instead - because that is so much more ethical.
Which raises the question, if prostitution is ethical (and i for one would not say it wasnt) why arnt they allowed to advertise on the site?
Maybe because the site is called 'swingingheaven' not 'prossieheaven' ?
Minx x x
Quote by treasurechest
dambuster, happen he wud get off his ass and do his own cleaning and cooking ?
That's just typical ! !
Get into a discussion, then reduce it to threats, intimidation and insults.
Just like a bluddy woman ! !
A bloke ???? Cleaning andcooking ??? For himself ????
You're taking the piss aren't you ????
Quote by dambuster
dambuster, happen he wud get off his ass and do his own cleaning and cooking ?
That's just typical ! !
Get into a discussion, then reduce it to threats, intimidation and insults.
Just like a bluddy woman ! !
A bloke ???? Cleaning andcooking ??? For himself ????
No I can assure you that there are men who are capable of these tasks, admitedly they do tend to be the more intelligent ones
You're taking the piss aren't you ????
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cc_7up
I thought this happened to all men at age 16? Have dick will travel! :wink:
Quote by treasurechest
dambuster, happen he wud get off his ass and do his own cleaning and cooking ?
That's just typical ! !
Get into a discussion, then reduce it to threats, intimidation and insults.
Just like a bluddy woman ! !
A bloke ???? Cleaning andcooking ??? For himself ????
You're taking the piss aren't you ????
No I can assure you that there are men who are capable of these tasks, admitedly they do tend to be the more intelligent ones
That'll be me flucked then. No wonder I'm losing weight :scared:
Tidy'd it up a little for ya
OMG - does that count as cleaning :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Quote by welshBIcouple
He's in a difficult position he's in a new relationship with a woman he's not really attracted to nor love's and now he's got this hot horny woman that wants his big cock (she made that clear) on a regular basis and nothing else.
Let the one cook for him, and just fuck the other ffs ! ! !
*db - having a shallow day
:eeek: are you MAD, do you really want freckle after you, cos she will be after "pleasureseeker" and that comment
still had me wetting myself though !! probably what most men were thinking though, but didn't have the balls to write (not me though you understand)
Actually, I burst out laughing at this because I can just 'hear' DB saying it, then ducking/running from the slaps/missiles
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Quote by dambuster
. . . ., do you really want freckle after you,
I should be so feckin lucky
I'm only a little step behind you
Sex God
Quote by treasurechest
To live up to the high standards, alegeldy , expected of anyong who has any involvement with this site (even third party) your friend needs to, uncerimoniously, dump the one hes with and then hes free shag the old flame senseless !!
as one of the "ethical" ones you were have a pop at....... it is not a high standards thing,. it is a conscience thing...... I know that i wouldn't like it done behind my back and i can only imagine the pain that person would be put thru, so i wouldn't do it to someone else... simple as that
anyway back to the question at hand........
If this bloke is with a person "he's not really attracted to nor love's" then can you tell me WTF he is doing with this person, have a missed some vital piece of information???
Does she cook better that than delia???
Does she clean better than the two old biddies on the TV....
is she funnier that dawn french???
or is it just a place for him to get his leg over and stimulating conversation???
"confused" of newcastle.....
Quote by kazswallows
He's in a difficult position he's in a new relationship with a woman he's not really attracted to nor love's and now he's got this hot horny woman that wants his big cock (she made that clear) on a regular basis and nothing else.
Let the one cook for him, and just fuck the other ffs ! ! !
*db - having a shallow day
You bad, bad man
:smackbottom: that is soooooooo shallow :lol:It maybe shallow as hell........ but its a male perspective.......lol
equi-princess xxx
Quote by dambuster
dambuster, happen he wud get off his ass and do his own cleaning and cooking ?
That's just typical ! !
Get into a discussion, then reduce it to threats, intimidation and insults.
Just like a bluddy woman ! !
A bloke ???? Cleaning andcooking ??? For himself ????
You're taking the piss aren't you ????
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Bad Dambusteryou haven't got time to mess about in here - you haven't finished doing my ironing :giggle:
Quote by ananga ranga
A close friend of mine rings me up recently telling me an old flame of his that has turned up, and wants him back, or better words wants his one foot cock back.
He's in a difficult position he's in a new relationship with a woman he's not really attracted to nor love's and now he's got this hot horny woman that wants his big cock (she made that clear) on a regular basis and nothing else.
My advice was don't do something you may later regret, think about it before you step in it.
What advice would you have given him?????
OH for a life soooo simple....
