To Pee or not To Pee?

6 Apr 2005

Quote by HungryP
apparantly Queen Victoria used to drink her own, as i believe did many victorians, told no doubt by dubious doctors that it was good for you. excuse the pun but them idiots will swallow anything

Don't certain (very crap) pop stars swear by swallowing piss as the key to great health? Says it all really confused

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Did Marianne Faithful not used to enjoy a wee half pint daily of her own? :?
Mahatma Ghandi drank his own urine every day for many years.
Thats only cos he kept losing his water bottle in the dry season.

6 Apr 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Is it because people treat it as just a WASTE product when its more than just that

I think the fact that piss contains several VERY potent toxins may have a lot to do with it. But then again, maybe most people just don't associate pissing with anything sexual. Spunk is always associated with sex (whether or not people prefer to swallow), whereas piss (to most) isn't.
I'm sure there must have been theses written on this confused

Hate to correct a mod but urine is in fact completely harmless and contains no toxcins.
In the war, soldiers would pee on wounds to sterilise them before stitching them up
Urea, uric acid and salt are all have anti septic properties. Toxcins are absorbed into the large intestine are passed into the feaces
Sorry to piss on your parade. Nowt wrong with a bit of pee play, its a bitch if its gets in your eyes/up your nose though biggrin

Ps this comes from the only person who knew where female ejaculate comes from, see previous thread

6 Apr 2005

Quote by BradfordCpl
Hate to correct a mod but urine is in fact completely harmless and contains no toxcins.
In the war, soldiers would pee on wounds to sterilise them before stitching them up
Urea, uric acid and salt are all have anti septic properties. Toxcins are absorbed into the large intestine are passed into the feaces
Sorry to piss on your parade. Nowt wrong with a bit of pee play, its a bitch if its gets in your eyes/up your nose though

hmm. i thought your own urine was sterile to you but not to others. I did know about medics using it in wartime, but again, i thought it was the urine of the person being stitched up...

6 Apr 2005

Quote by BradfordCpl
Hate to correct a mod but urine is in fact completely harmless and contains no toxcins.

Hate to correct someone correcting a mod, but urine usually contains ammonia, which is both toxic and highly corrosive.

6 Apr 2005

Quote by BradfordCpl
Ps this comes from the only person who knew where female ejaculate comes from, see previous thread

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Quote by Ice Pie
Hate to correct someone correcting a mod, but urine usually contains ammonia, which is both toxic and highly corrosive.

This comes from someone who trying to serve a tray of the stuff rotflmao

6 Apr 2005

Urine or female ejaculate? :shock:

6 Apr 2005

... That's alright then ... next time someone at work gets a paper cut, I'll whip my knob out and piss on them ... "You don't need an elastoplast - have some of this ..." :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Not really something I'm into - with the right girl, I might be mildly curious though redface

6 Apr 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Urine or female ejaculate? :shock:

Looking at the colour, I'd say the former.
Mind - I've never collected squirt in a glass to check lol

6 Apr 2005

It's Lucozade, guv, honest! :angel:

7 Apr 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Hate to correct a mod but urine is in fact completely harmless and contains no toxcins.

Hate to correct someone correcting a mod, but urine usually contains ammonia, which is both toxic and highly corrosive.
Urine is not "harmless" or we wouldn't piss it out, would we rolleyes

7 Apr 2005

With so many conflicting opinions - I simply had to go on a hunt for the truth.
And I found a series of reports from the World Conference on Auto Urea treatments. An eminent body of 600 delegates gathered from around the world gathered to discuss the numerous applications of urine, including use in nose-, ear-, and eye-drops, as well as ingestion and external massage application.
Which all sounded fine until I got to the bit which said:
It is said to deter aging and be helpful against AIDS, cancer, allergies, animal bites, asthma, heart disease, hypertension, burns, fatigue, infertility, baldness, insomnia, gangrene, chicken pox, tuberculosis, and a countless number of other diseases and disorders.
Then I knew they were talking bollocks.
It was all very confusing - but I think what they were saying was, urine is 95% water with a traces of thousands of different chemicals in varying proportions, some trace, some significant. These chemicals are not exactly waste, but more the excess that the body cannot use at that time, and would be dangerous to store in the body in any quantity. The exact composition is unique to each individual and will vary depending on time of day, state of health, diet, environment etc etc. As an example. The urine of someone who lives in the inner city will contain trace elements of all the stuff absorbed into the blood from breathing car exaust fumes.
Some of these chemicals are anti-bacterial, anti-viral, anti-carcionogenic. Others are nasty like lead and arsenic.
How safe it is to ingest depends on the composition, and you. If you have a nut allergy, and drink the urine of someone who has recently eaten 3 packets of dry roasted peanuts, you may end up with an allergic reaction. If you have any kind of immuno disorder, or diabetes, or high blood pressure, you risk infection from any bugs they are ejecting. If you are allergic to antibiotics, and they are on a course of antibiotics for that nasty cold they have, you risk an allergic reaction.
And from a medical advice page:
Now that all of that has been said, back to your original concern, which was tasting or drinking urine. Assuming that you know you're free of infections and any major medical problems, then there aren't many harmful side effects to your health that should concern you. Which means there are some side effects which can occasionally occur:
The Chinese Association of Urine Therapy warns (when advising first time users of the therapy about the side affects) that â€œcommon symptoms (from drinking urine) include diarrhea, itch, pain, fatigue, soreness of the shoulder, and fever. Each episode typically lasts three to seven days, but rarer incidents have reported lasting side effects for over six
dunno

Seems to be a case of 'Have a good time, but avoid drinking the water'
lhk
Kat

7 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
Seems to be a case of 'Have a good time, but avoid drinking the water'

Which is probably the reason why lots of people into watersports don't make a habit of drinking it.
Now Kat..... how safe is eating poo poo???
lol

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7 Apr 2005

rabbits seem to do OK on it. I'll go find out
lhk
Kat
*Kat wanders off hoping that Blue realises this is not going to be a practical investigation*

7 Apr 2005

Quote by BradfordCpl
Hate to correct a mod but urine is in fact completely harmless and contains no toxcins.
In the war, soldiers would pee on wounds to sterilise them before stitching them up
Urea, uric acid and salt all have anti septic properties. Toxcins are absorbed into the large intestine are passed into the feaces
Sorry to piss on your parade. Nowt wrong with a bit of pee play, its a bitch if its gets in your eyes/up your nose though
Ps this comes from the only person who knew where female ejaculate comes from, see previous thread

Its good to hear common sense at last. I would have said similar, but didn't have the facts to hand. Thank you. :D :D :D

7 Apr 2005

Quote by HungryP
Hate to correct a mod but urine is in fact completely harmless and contains no toxcins.
In the war, soldiers would pee on wounds to sterilise them before stitching them up
Urea, uric acid and salt all have anti septic properties. Toxcins are absorbed into the large intestine are passed into the feaces
Sorry to piss on your parade. Nowt wrong with a bit of pee play, its a bitch if its gets in your eyes/up your nose though
Ps this comes from the only person who knew where female ejaculate comes from, see previous thread

Its good to hear common sense at last. I would have said similar, but didn't have the facts to hand. Thank you. :D :D :D
Best go and read KitKat's post, HungryP, that's where the real facts can be found on this thread.

7 Apr 2005

I think I am going to write a short story about an intro to pee play!!! I feel inspired. biggrin

Stay tuned folks!
I wrote the story and submitted it. It is titled 'The Reluctant Model'. Should appear in a day or two depending on the amount of stories waiting to be approved. Please PM me your comments guys. Thanks.

7 Apr 2005

Im not sure if i stand corrected here, i was going by what a collegue told me when we had a tea time discussion on kink.
I think we're both right, now that we have the facts. I suppose it also depends on how much water you drink too.

7 Apr 2005

Soreness of the shoulder????? what?? how the christ can drinking pee make your shouder sore? ah, maybe it weighs a lot and the soreness comes from the strain of raising the glass. or the copious amounts of water needed afterwards.

7 Apr 2005

I have heard that urine by its very nature is sterile and having since undertaken my first goldern shower late last year i would consider it to be good clean fun(but i draw the line at drinking it) confused

one persons drink etc etc

8 Apr 2005

Curse my obsessive personality! mad

Now, I'm no expert, although if this goes on much longer I may become one, but this is how I understand it.
Kidneys filter blood, anything that is in a persons bloodstream, can end up in their wee.
Sterility refers only to the lack of living micro organisims. So wee could still be accurately described as sterile while containing toxic non-living substances. The body makes no attempt to sterilise wee - why should it? It is just going to be dumped on the ground.
However, wee is not sterile. If the person weeing has a beastie in their bloodstream harmful or helpful, it is likely to end up in the urine, very much alive and kicking albeit in VERY small quantaties. If the urine comes into contact with a break in the skin, then the beastie, harmful or helpful, is introduced directly into a new hosts bloodstream.
So, the health risks associated with Auto Urea Therapy, and watersports, seem to be directly related to the health of the individuals involved.
But, at the end of the day, my conclusion is, it is mostly just piss. smile

lhk
Kat

8 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
Curse my obsessive personality!

This is all very interesting.... but you are becoming a little tooooooooo obsessed about wee wee..... so much so that you've still not answered my poo poo question!
lol

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8 Apr 2005

You mustnâ€™t let poo poo on to the site!
Before you know it members will be poo pooing each other and it will become infested with poo poo, pretty soon the whole site will need to be shut down.

8 Apr 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Curse my obsessive personality!

This is all very interesting.... but you are becoming a little tooooooooo obsessed about wee wee..... so much so that you've still not answered my poo poo question!
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Stop nagging woman! rolleyes

- It's number 2 on my list. :P
lhk
Kat

8 Apr 2005

Ok so if urine is toxic.... then how come we don't get ill when its in our bodies????

8 Apr 2005

Quote by peenut
Ok so if urine is toxic.... then how come we don't get ill when its in our bodies????

I'm no urologist, but if our kidneys don't work properly the waste that would be expelled in urine builds up and very soon we die. Does that answer that question?
Maybe ask Kat, he's now the pee-expert....
... though he's not so good with poo!
lol

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8 Apr 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Ok so if urine is toxic.... then how come we don't get ill when its in our bodies????

I'm no urologist, but if our kidneys don't work properly the waste that would be expelled in urine builds up and very soon we die. Does that answer that question?
Maybe ask Kat, he's now the pee-expert....
... though he's not so good with poo!
lol

:lol: :lol:

I should hope not! wink

8 Apr 2005

Sorry to play devils advocate here, but if our kidneys are working ok and they filter out coz kidneys know what to filter out, then if you re introduce this waste into the system again then why should our kidneys not er just filter it out again? unless its a union thing, where they could go on strike or even worse work to rule? before you know it our kidneys could be annexing checkislovakia and marching on Poland ! ( or should that read poo land)

8 Apr 2005

Quote by peenut
Sorry to play devils advocate here, but if our kidneys are working ok and they filter out coz kidneys know what to filter out, then if you re introduce this waste into the system again then why should our kidneys not er just filter it out again?

Yes they will. In a healthy person drinking someone else's pee occassioally won't do you any harm. I dare say it will put a tad extra strain on them, but so does eating junk food, I suppose confused

If you drunk a lot of it, it might be more of a problem I guess. That is assuming the pee was from a person who was also healthy. However, that isn't the real point. The point originally was why don't people drink pee. I answered that question by saying that some people - even if they are into pee play - don't drink it for health reasons. That is true, regardless of how the kidneys function. But I think most people don't drink pee simply cos they don't find it a sexy thing to do.
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8 Apr 2005

Yep its a matter of taste ! so I ask would it matter if the pee was bottled or on draught ? or distilled even? maybe its down to marketing, is continental pee better than our own home produced product and how can we compete please don't mind me i'm crazy........La La La ......... biggrin

9 Apr 2005

Ok i withdraw every statement i have made so far
*reaches for the alcar seltzer*