To Pee or not To Pee?

10 Apr 2005

Bit late to chip in here...but I am a nurse and had a stint on a urology ward.
Normal urine is sterile (if you are healthy)
Sterile means contains no bacteria.
BUT, it can be contaminated by bacteria on the way out.
If you have an infection in your urine it's not likely to come from your bloodstream it'll have come from your poo! Most common urinary tract infections (UTI's) are from e-coli and are caught by not wiping from front to back when you go for a wee, the bugs grow around your urethra the bugs multiply making it burn when you wee etc...
Now, drinking urine. Personally, I wouldn't wanna do it would like to wee on someone but that's another matter wink

Definitely no drinky drinky for me! It won't do you any harm if it's healthy urine and you'll usually be able to tell cos it'll taste and smell YUCK if the person has an infection. Say if you have a penicillin allergy I wouldn't risk drinking a person who is on a/b's urine cos tiny amounts are excreted through the urine.
You'd probably run more risk of catching something from rimming if the person has e-coli in their gut. You'd get a very bad bout of vomiting and the shits. Nice!
Happy drinking you lot coffee

10 Apr 2005

okay so is the thing about peeing on someone leg after a jellyfish sting to numb the pain true... or is that one of these urban myths?? always been curious......
anyway i'll tell you my pee story...in my youth i was in the middle of playing with a delightful young lady... a vicars daughter so to speak, and being the nice man i am i ask her if there was anything else i could do the please her.. to which she said "i love it when people pee on me..please pee on me!!" i was out of there faster than ben johnson on steroids!!!!
sean xxxxxxxx
p.s she ended up seeing one of my best mates and was with him for 5 yrs... and he swears blind that he never did anything like that with her? should we believe him. biggrin

:D :D

10 Apr 2005

Sorry to lower the tone, but could you combine a pee and a fart to get a fizzy drink?

10 Apr 2005

Quote by Mac69
Sorry to lower the tone, but could you combine a pee and a fart to get a fizzy drink?

I think its been done Stella Artois springs to mind maybe....... biggrin

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10 Apr 2005

I think its been done Stella Artois springs to mind maybe....... .

Oh S817!
I had one of those earlier...

10 Apr 2005

Quote by PoppyMac
Now, drinking urine. Personally, I wouldn't wanna do it would like to wee on someone but that's another matter Definitely no drinky drinky for me! It won't do you any harm if it's healthy urine and you'll usually be able to tell cos it'll taste and smell

Cheers for the advice. Now if you want someone to pee on, you could always pm me......... :P
Seriously, nice to hear from you, PoppyMac. biggrin

10 Apr 2005

Quote by peenut
I think its been done Stella Artois springs to mind maybe....... .

Or any number of British brewed so-called lagers, Harp, Kestrel, possibly......... :shock:

10 Apr 2005

"White lightning" cider even smells like pee!!!!!

10 Apr 2005

White Lightning was OK until they improved it! sad

10 Apr 2005

True ! . Its still the drink of choice with the local park/bus shelter members (an they should know!)so I withdraw my insult! ( A question also is that as "special Brew" is approved of by the king of Denmark (on the tin) Does this king then spend most of his time sitting in public places "shouting" at things and mumbling I'm the king of Denmark , yer f**** @@ !!!! gis us some spare change?) The gentleman down the park I refer to smells of pee......but is it relevant?

10 Apr 2005

Quote by peenut
True ! . Its still the drink of choice with the local park/bus shelter members (an they should know!)

Hmmm. I wonder what they call a drink half white diamond and half meths?

10 Apr 2005

Quote by Mac69
True ! . Its still the drink of choice with the local park/bus shelter members (an they should know!)

Hmmm. I wonder what they call a drink half white diamond and half meths?
Lunch?

10 Apr 2005

He He!

10 Apr 2005

Quote by Davejw
I have heard that urine by its very nature is sterile

So is sulphuric acid.
Want some? :shock:

10 Apr 2005

Quote by peenut
Sorry to play devils advocate here, but if our kidneys are working ok and they filter out coz kidneys know what to filter out, then if you re introduce this waste into the system again then why should our kidneys not er just filter it out again?

Logic suggests it's because when the poisons hit your stomach the first time round, before they've been filtered and expelled, they are diluted by whatever you're eating and drinking.
Put those poisons back into your stomach in a more concentrated form, and I would expect they're more likely to give you a problem.

11 Apr 2005

828 views of my story and no comments? sad

11 Apr 2005

*Kat struggling manfully with the urge to respond to Tania with the predictable and boring "not even any piss-taking comments?"*
Quick side track to answer Blue's question - having recently completed my exaustive investigations on poo eating, I can't find a single item on the web that has a single good thing to say about it. Even in jest.
Therefore, my priliminary conclusion is that for some largely undefined reason eating poo is OK for rabbits, baby dung beetles and villiefied ex-spouses, but is really REALLY bad for people.
lhk
Kat

13 Apr 2005

Tania, I couldn't wait to read your story. Is this written with personal experienc in mind. I have to say, I support you all the way regarding your view on pee play. I find it exceptionally stimulating, a real turn on. However, as with most things, it only works when both partners are accepting of it. So, Tania, if you ever want to have a little bit of pee fun, just let me know!!

13 Apr 2005

Good call Peenut! good call indeed hehehe
One makes you cum (Mmmm) while the other would make me leave ( bolt

13 Apr 2005

Havingfunman
Thanks for your words. As always I will not reveal if this is based on reality or is pure fantasy, just to keep you people wondering! I am sadistic, aren't I? lol

You must be the only forum member who's read my story.

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Tania
Havingfunman
Thanks for your words. As always I will not reveal if this is based on reality or is pure fantasy, just to keep you people wondering! I am sadistic, aren't I? You must be the only forum member who's read my story.

Not only have I read your story, I eagerly await the next !

13 Apr 2005

OOOO FFS!!.............. are you still pissing around in this post biggrin

sorry just couldn't resist
OK i will gooo