To those that grass me up

9 Jan 2009

You gits, bloody gits, bloody bloody bloody gits
Alex has not been reading the forums for months. She has no idea what has been happening here and it has been my haven.
Until today. She has been told of my slight wrapping accident and a sly text arrived this afternoon pointing out my "Beer turns men into women thread".
Due to this...........she has called me and read me the riot act. I have less than 15 minutes to live and she has promised to remove things without the benefit of sharpening the cutting implements first.
So you are duly invited to my funeral next week :cry:
Dave_Notts

9 Jan 2009

You wait until she sits and stews on it, and decides to read more of your posts.
Been nice knowing you, thank you so much for all your help and guidance smile

9 Jan 2009

Alex can not say anything yet as she has not been VERIFIED.
but dont tell her I said it
medic_1

9 Jan 2009

Blame it on Dawnie! :mrgreen:

9 Jan 2009

Best put the crash helmet on ready Dave :laughabove:
Nice knowing you wave

9 Jan 2009

You know what. they will tell how to use the search function too, so that she can find the whole picture.
its been nice nowing you and threading with you Dave.
now
ah hem Ding Dong lol

Hellloooo Alex. could i interest you in a nice romantic meal later... maybe a weekend in Paris??........
rolleyes

9 Jan 2009

What were you saying earlier?
Was it I might be going back to work soon?
Have you phoned them yet? :giggle:

9 Jan 2009

Let's just hope she never gets to click this link ;-)
bolt

9 Jan 2009

Quote by Dave__Notts
So you are duly invited to my funeral next week :cry:
Dave_Notts

Will there be cheese and pineapple on a stick

11 Jan 2009

A big thank you to my informants who have kept me duly up to date on Dave_Notts' recent shortcomings.
As punishment he is now making the evening meal and will be on washing up duty tonight.
M8-ME - I am free a couple of nights next week lol

If any one else wishes to grass Dave up, I mean keep me informed, my PM box is always open.
Alex biggrin

11 Jan 2009

it is flippin' marvellous to see you Alex.
x x x x x

11 Jan 2009

haha busted! lol