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Quote by Baggy Boy
You don't travel home from work on a train do you?
I find thats the best place to erm play with yourself redface lol

Oh no, not on a train
You need to live a little :lol:
Its a bit too public - I am not into offending people. :shock: :shock:
You don't just flop it out in front of everyone though do ya :lol:
You do it on the quite and nobody knows :twisted:
Quote by sharon_2005
You don't travel home from work on a train do you?
I find thats the best place to erm play with yourself redface lol

Oh no, not on a train
You need to live a little :lol:
Its a bit too public - I am not into offending people. :shock: :shock:
You don't just flop it out in front of everyone though do ya :lol:
You do it on the quite and nobody knows :twisted:
Hang on Sharon - I'm doing it
Done it - I make that 1 min 22 seconds
Quote by Baggy Boy
You don't travel home from work on a train do you?
I find thats the best place to erm play with yourself redface lol

Oh no, not on a train
You need to live a little :lol:
Its a bit too public - I am not into offending people. :shock: :shock:
You don't just flop it out in front of everyone though do ya :lol:
You do it on the quite and nobody knows :twisted:
Hang on Sharon - I'm doing it
On the train? :shock:
Quote by sharon_2005
You don't travel home from work on a train do you?
I find thats the best place to erm play with yourself redface lol

Oh no, not on a train
You need to live a little :lol:
Its a bit too public - I am not into offending people. :shock: :shock:
You don't just flop it out in front of everyone though do ya :lol:
You do it on the quite and nobody knows :twisted:
NO, haven't you been reading the thread - I'm in my office at work, with the door firmly locked :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hang on Sharon - I'm doing it
On the train? :shock:
we dont hear from you from the end of august and you ve posted like a lunatic the last two weeks..when you back at school ? ? ?
FINISHED :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sorry premature posting syndrome :shock:
lol i knew you was in the office, i was pulling your leg lol
Just that i could of imagined you on the train, logged into swinging heaven on your laptop
wanking yourself of when the laptop lid falls down, traps it then you stand up screaming :lol: :lol:
Quote by SXBOY
we dont hear from you from the end of august and you ve posted like a lunatic the last two weeks..when you back at school ? ? ?

Talking about lunatics.
I didn't know that I could only post at times set by you, I thought I could post anytime.
If only you knew
damn!!! was out at lunch and missed all the fun!!!!
Quote by sharon_2005
lol i knew you was in the office, i was pulling your leg lol
Just that i could of imagined you on the train, logged into swinging heaven on your laptop
wanking yourself of when the laptop lid falls down, traps it then you stand up screaming :lol: :lol:

Pity you wasn't pulling something else but i did have your pictures on the screen whilst the action was taking place, so I feel we've been intimate. redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Quote by lenonio
damn!!! was out at lunch and missed all the fun!!!!

Sorry, but nothings stopping you from doing it now.
I must say everything here has calmed down now that the pressure is off.
Are some of you still going then? lol
I saved myself for later....maybe join you next time cool
Quote by Baggy Boy
damn!!! was out at lunch and missed all the fun!!!!

Sorry, but nothings stopping you from doing it now.
I must say everything here has calmed down now that the pressure is off.
uummmm . . . . . baggy?
did you find the whole grandstanding to a load of pervy voyeurs thing kind of put you off your stroke, as i know only too well, or are you leaning towards the whole dogging thing now you've waved your willy in a virtual way through all our windows??
just wondering cos i might be off for a lie down soon meself? i can kinda see how a semi-public flogging might ease you in to the whole performance thing? dunno
neil x x x ;)
p.s. while obviously noone does it better than yaself, maybe a little exaggeration would be better for ya rep, in case anyone thinks 1 minute 22 is a tad on the quick side? :dunno:
Quote by neilinleeds
damn!!! was out at lunch and missed all the fun!!!!

Sorry, but nothings stopping you from doing it now.
I must say everything here has calmed down now that the pressure is off.
uummmm . . . . . baggy?
did you find the whole grandstanding to a load of pervy voyeurs thing kind of put you off your stroke, as i know only too well, or are you leaning towards the whole dogging thing now you've waved your willy in a virtual way through all our windows??
just wondering cos i might be off for a lie down soon meself? i can kinda see how a semi-public flogging might ease you in to the whole performance thing? dunno
neil x x x ;)
p.s. while obviously noone does it better than yaself, maybe a little exaggeration would be better for ya rep, in case anyone thinks 1 minute 22 is a tad on the quick side? :dunno:
I think having a J arthur to the computer screen, whilst thinking others are waiting in anticipation of the result is a big turn, perhaps thats why it only lasted 1 min 22 secs. I like the thought of wanking vitually eases you into full dogging, I could be a dogging cadet
Dear Moderator,
Could you please lock this thread, it has now had 1000 views in 2 days, I think it is all wanked out. Besides I am spending too much time keeping up with the posts. Be a nice person and just do it.
Your obedient servant
Baggy Boy
P.S. I might resurrect something similar when I have thought of something similar.
Sorry. I've just posted this to put my thread above that yukky rimming one :grin:
Quote by Baggy Boy
Dear Moderator,
Could you please lock this thread, it has now had 1000 views in 2 days, I think it is all wanked out. Besides I am spending too much time keeping up with the posts. Be a nice person and just do it.
Your obedient servant
Baggy Boy
P.S. I might resurrect something similar when I have thought of something similar.

Will you -- LOCK this bloody thread, 25 more posts since I last asked, no posts - interest has waned
Quote by Baggy Boy
Dear Moderator,
Could you please lock this thread, it has now had 1000 views in 2 days, I think it is all wanked out. Besides I am spending too much time keeping up with the posts. Be a nice person and just do it.
Your obedient servant
Baggy Boy
P.S. I might resurrect something similar when I have thought of something similar.

Will you -- LOCK this bloody thread, 25 more posts since I last asked, no posts - interest has waned
Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it,
I have things to go and do, but I can't leave until you -- LOCK IT, I'm addicted.
I'm going for a shower because I've been wanking all day - I might just have another quick one in the shower.
I expect this thread to be locked when I return. Thank You
Quote by Baggy Boy
I'm going for a shower because I've been wanking all day - I might just have another quick one in the shower.
I expect this thread to be locked when I return. Thank You

Stop bumping it then lol. You're the only person that's posted on it for hours!
Oh... until now ;) bolt
Quote by Angel Chat
I'm going for a shower because I've been wanking all day - I might just have another quick one in the shower.
I expect this thread to be locked when I return. Thank You

Stop bumping it then lol. You're the only person that's posted on it for hours!
Oh... until now ;) bolt
OK, Just lock it to stop me posting on it, otherwise I know I'll keep doing it. I love you Angel
Wanking is having quality time with yourself.
Quote by Baggy Boy
I'm going for a shower because I've been wanking all day - I might just have another quick one in the shower.
I expect this thread to be locked when I return. Thank You

Stop bumping it then lol. You're the only person that's posted on it for hours!
Oh... until now ;) bolt
OK, Just lock it to stop me posting on it, otherwise I know I'll keep doing it. I love you Angel
Ah but have I starred in one of your wanks yet? :lol2:
Quote by Angel Chat
Ah but have I starred in one of your wanks yet? :lol2:

You have in mine Angel :rascal: redface
Quote by Baggy Boy
Dear Moderator,
Could you please lock this thread, it has now had 1000 views in 2 days, I think it is all wanked out. Besides I am spending too much time keeping up with the posts. Be a nice person and just do it.
Your obedient servant
Baggy Boy
P.S. I might resurrect something similar when I have thought of something similar.

Will you -- LOCK this bloody thread, 25 more posts since I last asked, no posts - interest has waned
Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it, Lock it,
I have things to go and do, but I can't leave until you -- LOCK IT, I'm addicted.
No keep it going it could be the new SH clock redface
Sorry Sorry
But seriously the clocks change this weekend don't forget
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Ah but have I starred in one of your wanks yet? :lol2:

You have in mine Angel :rascal: redface
I have to say that you hadn't starred up to now, but that will probably change later, in fact I know it will.
Whats it like to be a star (in my imagination anyway) ?
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Ah but have I starred in one of your wanks yet? :lol2:

You have in mine Angel :rascal: redface
Mine too surprisedops:
This has turned into a marathon wank session