Toilet Issues

4 Mar 2005

KitKat made me think of this (trust KitKat!! rolleyes

) but I was wondering a few things.......Firstly, how do men stand next to each other and go to the Loo together? Isn't that really embarrassing?
Secondly, how why do women always go to the Loo together and talk whilst they're peeing?
And Thirdly, does anyone else have the same problem as me, I can't go to the Loo when someone else is around....particularly if it is a lover (like in a hotel room or something).....it just feels too weird redface

4 Mar 2005

An ex of mine never used to go if she was at someone elses house.
Even if it resulted in constipation :shock: :shock:
edited for spelling redface

4 Mar 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
KitKat made me think of this (trust KitKat!! ) but I was wondering a few things.......Firstly, how do men stand next to each other and go to the Loo together? Isn't that really embarrassing?
Secondly, how why do women always go to the Loo together and talk whilst they're peeing?
And Thirdly, does anyone else have the same problem as me, I can't go to the Loo when someone else is around....particularly if it is a lover (like in a hotel room or something).....it just feels too weird

1 a You get used to it
1 b Not when you bigger (only kidding)
2. No idea, being male I dont try to understand women smile

3. Depends...

4 Mar 2005

Who needs a loo, just piss in a car park....... well, if you gotta go, you gotta go....... hehehehehehehehehe rotflmao

..... but I do wait til there is no-one around cool

4 Mar 2005

We just tend to ignore each other, stare straight ahrad and read the handily placed adverts.
Interaction is restricted to the 'before' queue and 'after' hand washing (there's a whole new topic how many men....).

4 Mar 2005

And another thing...........
what is it with women who cant remember to leave the toilet seat up and complain when we pee all over it??????? FFS mad

the Laird
(kidding, honest I am house trained really)

4 Mar 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
And another thing...........
what is it with women who cant remember to leave the toilet seat up and complain when we pee all over it??????? FFS
the Laird
(kidding, honest I am house trained really)

FREE TO A GOOD HOME...........anyone?????
Fee
XX

4 Mar 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
KitKat made me think of this (trust KitKat!! ) but I was wondering a few things.......Firstly, how do men stand next to each other and go to the Loo together? Isn't that really embarrassing?
Secondly, how why do women always go to the Loo together and talk whilst they're peeing?
And Thirdly, does anyone else have the same problem as me, I can't go to the Loo when someone else is around....particularly if it is a lover (like in a hotel room or something).....it just feels too weird

No problem,when ya hung like gnat.
Ya get used to the laffin.
Lb :love:

4 Mar 2005

I don't mind pee'ing infront of anyone, male or female, but I draw the line at crapping or even farting in company. confused

4 Mar 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
I don't mind pee'ing infront of anyone, male or female, but I draw the line at crapping or even farting in company.

I know what you mean....I can't fart in front of anyone either......
I used to know a couple that used to hold hands while she crapped....I always thought that was just a little weird :shock:

4 Mar 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
I don't mind pee'ing infront of anyone, male or female, but I draw the line at crapping or even farting in company.

Ditto....................errrrrm, apart from the farting.
Steve

4 Mar 2005

I find the whole public farting thing disrespectfull.
I really don't want to smell what crawlled up there and died thank you confused

4 Mar 2005

sure it's all only human for feck sake peeing is peeing and shiting fartin all natural
it's all natural
even the queeen and pope shite pee and fart

4 Mar 2005

Typical bloke!!! biggrin

Fee
XX

4 Mar 2005

Quote by steveg_nw
Ditto....................errrrrm, apart from the farting.
Steve

Typical bloke!! biggrin

Fee
XX

4 Mar 2005

oops... Told you Lazeeboy...too much wine..hiccup....
Fee
XX

4 Mar 2005

Got a feelin this thread MAY take a different stream(ooh er).
Sos if ya'd like to pm me perhaps we could discuss,after all am a doctor. wink

Lb :love:
Gawd I make me self larf sometimes.

4 Mar 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
I don't mind pee'ing infront of anyone, male or female, but I draw the line at crapping or even farting in company.

Good grief, no way!! Peeing yes, anything else NO!

4 Mar 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
KitKat made me think of this (trust KitKat!! ) but I was wondering a few things.......Firstly, how do men stand next to each other and go to the Loo together? Isn't that really embarrassing?
Secondly, how why do women always go to the Loo together and talk whilst they're peeing?
And Thirdly, does anyone else have the same problem as me, I can't go to the Loo when someone else is around....particularly if it is a lover (like in a hotel room or something).....it just feels too weird

Theirs something very primitive about a hoard of men basically pissing together, its an interesting sensation, for me no its not embarrasing at all, you notice (I do it myself) when most men enter this pissing arena mojority hold there stomachs in, puff up hold there chin up and grunt at one another like stags, but not so loud.
As for lovers the same thing without the animal impressions, in the beginning it was odd but as time passed it became normal even expected.

4 Mar 2005

Quote by leprechaun
...even the queeen and pope shite pee and fart

In the woods, I believe...

4 Mar 2005

i always pee in front of my mates... not bothered at all.
but i dont even feel comfy with the door shut having a poo if i know people are outside.. thats one thing i need complete privacy for.

4 Mar 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
i always pee in front of my mates... not bothered at all.
but i dont even feel comfy with the door shut having a poo if i know people are outside.. thats one thing i need complete privacy for.

Yea but thats jus shit innit?
Lb :love:
Fuck,makin meself larf agin!

4 Mar 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
KitKat made me think of this (trust KitKat!! ) but I was wondering a few things.......Firstly, how do men stand next to each other and go to the Loo together? Isn't that really embarrassing?
Secondly, how why do women always go to the Loo together and talk whilst they're peeing?
And Thirdly, does anyone else have the same problem as me, I can't go to the Loo when someone else is around....particularly if it is a lover (like in a hotel room or something).....it just feels too weird

Helen, you must have soooooooooo made me the envy of every man (and woman) on swinging heaven now! :rotflmao:
1) You diffuse the situation by saying something like 'Room for a little one?'
2) Women never stop talking for anything.
3) That is because you don't want to waste shagging time.
lhk
Kat

4 Mar 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
KitKat made me think of this (trust KitKat!! ) but I was wondering a few things.......Firstly, how do men stand next to each other and go to the Loo together? Isn't that really embarrassing?

This might help to explain the etiquette of such situations. biggrin

4 Mar 2005

i haven't really got anything significant to contribute to this thread, but I must say Helen I like the clever title..."toilet issues" - yes, very good....we're on a roll here. lol

Mike.

5 Mar 2005

To be honest I get really paronoid of my small wilie and other blokes.
Thats why i hate going to the loo with mates.
MikeC

5 Mar 2005

Quote by Mister_Discreet
...even the queeen and pope shite pee and fart

In the woods, I believe...
The pope shits? I thought he just preached it

5 Mar 2005

Quote by leprechaun
even the queeen and pope shite pee and fart

OK, prove it :shock: wink

5 Mar 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
KitKat made me think of this (trust KitKat!! ) but I was wondering a few things.......Firstly, how do men stand next to each other and go to the Loo together? Isn't that really embarrassing?

Well yes, especially when I can't go because of loads of blokes being there..... & then I have to put "it" away & head for a cubicle so I can pee in private. redface

Quote by DreamerHelen
Secondly, how why do women always go to the Loo together and talk whilst they're peeing?

Well if you don't know, bein' a girlie............... dunno

Quote by DreamerHelen
And Thirdly, does anyone else have the same problem as me, I can't go to the Loo when someone else is around....particularly if it is a lover (like in a hotel room or something).....it just feels too weird ops:

Errr, can't say I suffer from that. :shock:

5 Mar 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
And Thirdly, does anyone else have the same problem as me, I can't go to the Loo when someone else is around....particularly if it is a lover (like in a hotel room or something).....it just feels too weird

omg, i have the same problem. I don't like going to the loo when people are around. But i'm even worse if i'm around someone else's house, even if i was desperate i would wait til i get home. They is nothing like the comfort of your own toilet. Plus knowing my luck, something bad would happen if i used someone else's toilet, like knowing me i'd break something :P