Tonight, I shall be mostly....

29 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
Serious question ...
Is a Baileys on top of a bottle of red wine a bad idea??????

nooo...it's the other way round that makes you ill...carry on calista

29 Dec 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
Serious question ...
Is a Baileys on top of a bottle of red wine a bad idea??????

Hmmmmm lets think about this......
What do you think would happen if you were to pour a bit of baileys into a glass of red wine? Curdle city springs to mind confused

But if Morbius is there to rub your back while you're being sick, go for it ;) :cheers: lol
he is but ..... is unsympathetic to drunken bouts of sickness sad

and I have to look after the children all day tomorrow :shock:

29 Dec 2004

Quote by KentGreg
Dont worry, I'm not making that mistake again so fully stocked up now....but of course if you're offering!!

Greg I have about 6 bottles of red, 2 or 3 bottles of white, the remainder of this bottle of Baileys plus another litre, almost a full litre of Smirnoff, most of a bottle of Lambs rum.......... want me to go on?
(Not an alcoholic......... honest redface

)

29 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
Serious question ...
Is a Baileys on top of a bottle of red wine a bad idea??????

nooo...it's the other way round that makes you ill...carry on calista
Aha!!! The voice of reason. You are of course absolutely correct Mr J. I knew I could rely on you! Glad to see you saw sense and turned off your heating too drinkies

29 Dec 2004

OMG I just said that davej was the voice of reason......... is this a good enough reason for me to avoid pouring the next Baileys? Or more of a reason to pour a very large one?

29 Dec 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
OMG I just said that davej was the voice of reason......... is this a good enough reason for me to avoid pouring the next Baileys? Or more of a reason to pour a very large one?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

29 Dec 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
OMG I just said that davej was the voice of reason......... is this a good enough reason for me to avoid pouring the next Baileys? Or more of a reason to pour a very large one?

Pour it ... the best it will do is make you think you're in a heatwave ... the worst it will make you think you're sick through heat exhaustion!

29 Dec 2004

So its all round yours for new year Angel with a stock like that!!

29 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
OMG I just said that davej was the voice of reason......... is this a good enough reason for me to avoid pouring the next Baileys? Or more of a reason to pour a very large one?

Pour it ... the best it will do is make you think you're in a heatwave ... the worst it will make you think you're sick through heat exhaustion!
I think I'm there already :crazy: I've done nothing but complain about how cold I am for the last 3 days, but I just had to excuse myself from a conversation so I could go and stand outside!!! I think its a combination of the baileys and probably a high temperature. And apparently my voice is hilarious evil

29 Dec 2004

Quote by KentGreg
So its all round yours for new year Angel with a stock like that!!

Only if you want the dreaded lurgy :cry:

29 Dec 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
OMG I just said that davej was the voice of reason......... is this a good enough reason for me to avoid pouring the next Baileys? Or more of a reason to pour a very large one?

Angel you have me all wrong.......I've changed, I am resolved to only posting reason and sense, gone is the world of make believe, that gentle womb, that cosseted me from the outside world..........I am now only here to offer sound advice on subjects that I have knowledge about.
If your voice is sounding funny then you are either pissed or you are sucking the gas back out of your christmas balloons.......
.do you remember sucking a balloon?........no?.........then your pissed.
see sense and reason

29 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
OMG I just said that davej was the voice of reason......... is this a good enough reason for me to avoid pouring the next Baileys? Or more of a reason to pour a very large one?

Angel you have me all wrong.......I've changed, I am resolved to only posting reason and sense, gone is the world of make believe, that gentle womb, that cosseted me from the outside world..........I am now only here to offer sound advice on subjects that I have knowledge about.
If your voice is sounding funny then you are either pissed or you are sucking the gas back out of your christmas baloons.......
.do you remember sucking a baloon?........no?.........then your pissed.
see sense and reason

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
sense and reason in a post by davej .... will easy and warwick soon follow????
Doomed I tell you .... doomed

29 Dec 2004

Quote by davej
.do you remember sucking a balloon?........no?.........then your pissed.

I remember sucking one or two things..... now stop laughing!!! I'm talking about lozenges, obviously....... but I didn't even have any christmas balloons, I'm sure of that much. And its not that kind of voice, more a very husky and sometimes inaudible voice. Now if I really was pissed, would I be able to spell either inaudible or diarrhoea? I don't think so :P

29 Dec 2004

Do I qualify to join this party? I have the lurgy. Seering sore throat currently being soothed with wine. Need a quick remedy as have a good night planned tomorrow that I DO NO want to miss!! Isn't fair. Lurgy now, soon to be followed by period :cry:

29 Dec 2004

You think thats bad, my period falls every valentines day :shock: :cry:

29 Dec 2004

Quote by Angel Chat

.do you remember sucking a balloon?........no?.........then your pissed.

I remember sucking one or two things..... now stop laughing!!! I'm talking about lozenges, obviously....... but I didn't even have any christmas balloons, I'm sure of that much. And its not that kind of voice, more a very husky and sometimes inaudible voice. Now if I really was pissed, would I be able to spell either inaudible or diarrhoea? I don't think so :P
I couldn't tell you if either word was spelt right, my spelling isnt that good, what I can say with experiance is that diarrhooea is very often inaudible and throwing in alcohol as well can be a tragic mistake.

29 Dec 2004

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
You think thats bad, my period falls every valentines day :shock: :cry:

Poor you!! At least you know though!!! I live in anticipation between the 1st and 10th of the month! Trying to organise anything is a nightmare!!

29 Dec 2004

Oh now I'm dying to see the New Davejs sense and reason on Periods :lol2:

29 Dec 2004

Well, its ben falling on valentines day for about 4 years but its playing up like a kid in a sweetie shop just now. rolleyes

. Typical.

29 Dec 2004

30 Dec 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh now I'm dying to see the New Davejs sense and reason on Periods :lol2:

It's not an area that I would even think to dabble in Misschief. I live with my wife and two grown up daughters and know that it can be very painfull and troublesome for some women who have to face them on a monthly basis, where as I simply brought a decent shed to go hide in.

30 Dec 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
On the bright side tho Dave, aparently women living close knit tend to have the same period rota ......... so you only get exiled to your shed one week a month instead of the 3 weeks, had they all had a different schedule :lol2:

30 Dec 2004

It's TRUE!!!! thank god!!! (or godess)

30 Dec 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
On the bright side tho Dave, aparently women living close knit tend to have the same period rota ......... so you only get exiled to your shed one week a month instead of the 3 weeks, had they all had a different schedule :lol2:

this is true, i really must have been born under the lucky tree eh!...
.the other three weeks are spent trying to hide my razor and keeping the bath from blocking up with long hair which can be a very effective tourniquet when wrapped around a toe.

30 Dec 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
On the bright side tho Dave, aparently women living close knit tend to have the same period rota ......... so you only get exiled to your shed one week a month instead of the 3 weeks, had they all had a different schedule :lol2:

well thanks missy! i'm sure Mr daveJ Sir is reassured by the thought that all his kindred turn into PMT induced, cramping, bite yer 'ead off for breathing, psychos simultaneously! why you reckon he has a shed? dunno

;)
t'is not a house i'd care to be living in! been there, done that! :lol2:
n x x x :P
<<< neilinleeds wishes to make it clear, that this is a piss poor joke, and he has hot water bottles, codeine, aromatherapy baths, all over body massages, and a :therethere: at the ready for any suffering girlies . . . ;) >>>

30 Dec 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
<<< neilinleeds wishes to make it clear, that this is a piss poor joke, and he has hot water bottles, codeine, aromatherapy baths, all over body massages, and a :therethere: at the ready for any suffering girlies . . . ;) >>>

I'll hold you to that young man!!!!!

30 Dec 2004

I wonder if all the women on here posted their PMT into a thread each month, would we all end up synchronised? dunno

At least then, everyone would know to batton down the hatches at a set time each month cool

30 Dec 2004

ill be smiling, cos i found this place, a site with fun and fancy free folk who love life and wanna paaaaaarrrrrrtttttttyyyyyyyyyyyy. Thank got for the net. I wont be bored anymore at work. Cheers all.
Max

30 Dec 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I wonder if all the women on here posted their PMT into a thread each month, would we all end up synchronised?
At least then, everyone would know to batton down the hatches at a set time each month

I'm hoping and praying that this damn mirena will eliminate mine completely .... pmt lasts 2 weeks in this house :cry:

30 Dec 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I wonder if all the women on here posted their PMT into a thread each month, would we all end up synchronised?
At least then, everyone would know to batton down the hatches at a set time each month

Better idea!! If all the bi women spent time together at least once a month maybe it'd happen!!!
Oh okay - wishfull thinking. I'll get my coat bolt