We recently were staying away for a couple of days and M suggested we pick up a guy in a bar to take back to our hotel room..........slightly different situation to the arranging to meet on the net!
She spotted the perfect guy, and I had to admire her nerve, when she made her move to chat him up! he took to her immediately and we had a few drinks with him. When I went to the bar, he really flirted with her and made it obvious he fancied her!
Towards the end of the evening, she suggested to the starnger that he came back with us for a threesome! His face was a picture. He looked at me and I encouraged him and he soon agreed! It was all very horny, a total starnger and M had pulled him in front of me!
We all made a move and started the two minute walk back to the hotel, when suddenly the poor chap bottled it! He backed out and said he'd better go!
We wonder what the problem was? Did he think it was too good to be true and there must be a catch! or perhaps he thought we were going to mug him?
How often in a guy's life does such a thing happen? usually never!
I can imagine him telling his mates the next day and then saying he didn't do it! They'll never believe any of it!!
Or maybe, he's kicking hiself now!
Can anyone explain why, after being so keen, he would bottle it?
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Too Good to be True!
..well I don't now whether to laugh 
or cry :cry:
You don't say which city you were staying in, but I can imagine in some large, anonymous cities the locals are wary of strangers making offers too good to be true..wouldn't have happened in Sheffield tho you guys!
It must have been very dispappointing for you having been brave enough to make the move in the first place to see him walk off into the night..BAH!!
Ps..I bet he didnt tell his mates he'd bottled it...he'll have been waxing lyrical to all & sundry about his 3 hour performance in your hotel room!
or cry :cry: You don't say which city you were staying in, but I can imagine in some large, anonymous cities the locals are wary of strangers making offers too good to be true..wouldn't have happened in Sheffield tho you guys!
It must have been very dispappointing for you having been brave enough to make the move in the first place to see him walk off into the night..BAH!!
Ps..I bet he didnt tell his mates he'd bottled it...he'll have been waxing lyrical to all & sundry about his 3 hour performance in your hotel room!
:lol: In truth, there are probably more muggers than swingers picking people up in bars. I can only think of 3 blokes who have ever told me that they have had the good fortune to be taken out the back of a pub for a blow job - and two of them lost their money in the process. 
Quite impressed they were, wallets out the back pocket, money removed, wallets back in the back pocket, all one handed!
lhk
"We wonder what the problem was? Did he think it was too good to be true and there must be a catch! or perhaps he thought we were going to mug him?
How often in a guy's life does such a thing happen? usually never!
I can imagine him telling his mates the next day and then saying he didn't do it! They'll never believe any of it!!
Or maybe, he's kicking hiself now!
Can anyone explain why, after being so keen, he would bottle it?
A friend of mine had almost exactly the same thing happen to him a year or so ago. When he told us that he got halfway there and then bottled it, we couldn't believe it.
He kept saying tha he thought he was going to "wake up in a bath tub of ice, with a kidney missing" or that the F was going to "tie him to the bed, then the door was going to burst open and a group of extremely well hung men would give him some bum-loving".
Suffice to say, he doesn't get much. :P
BTW Sheffieldfun4two, which bar is it that you hang out in....and what is the quickest way to get there from the M4?
Sexlightened
I reckon it can only be the old maxim that applies in this modern, cynical world of ours.....if it's too good to be true, then it probably is
Sex God
I must admit I stand firm with the ones above who would have prioritised their safety and security, and "bottled it", no matter how attractive and inviting the woman and the scenario was. All sorts of crooks and shysters are getting more and more inventive in their scams, and I don't believe it matters which area of the UK it was.
Mike.
Mike.
Quote by alspals
ROFLMAO :P 'Bum loving'.. BUM loving' - what the frig is bum loving? .. ah, that made me chuckle...
Bloke2005
me too ..you can almost imagine Barry White singing about it!!
:lol:Bum-Loving is a genuine word/phrase...I think.
Websters definition:
Bum-Loving,
Main Entry: 1bum-love
Pronunciation: bum-luv
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English bom
chiefly British, sometimes vulgar
Means: to "bum" someone or "Pack fudge in a crude manner".
Literal meaning: placing ones penis or strap-on into the hole betwix and between buttocks of another person, with the intention fo making love to said hole.
Told you!
Quote by sheffieldfun4two
We recently were staying away for a couple of days and M suggested we pick up a guy in a bar to take back to our hotel room..........slightly different situation to the arranging to meet on the net!
She spotted the perfect guy, and I had to admire her nerve, when she made her move to chat him up! he took to her immediately and we had a few drinks with him. When I went to the bar, he really flirted with her and made it obvious he fancied her!
Towards the end of the evening, she suggested to the starnger that he came back with us for a threesome! His face was a picture. He looked at me and I encouraged him and he soon agreed! It was all very horny, a total starnger and M had pulled him in front of me!
We all made a move and started the two minute walk back to the hotel, when suddenly the poor chap bottled it! He backed out and said he'd better go!
You would think it would be easy wouldn't you? I tried to find a second guy for a lady I was seeing one night and not only got nowhere but got some pretty dodgy looks!
On the other hand, I did get roped in once. The lady flirted heavily with me in the bar near closing time and got me to agree to go back with her before mentioning her husband was with her - quickly reassuring me that he 'didn't mind'.
They were both doctors and had that air of errr . . . total respectability ;-)
Sex God
It just occurred to me that this is exactly the kind of situation where the SH Pin would come in useful ;) I probably wouldn't accept the advances of complete strangers in a vanilla environment, but if they were wearing the pins I'd be more inclined to at least consider it.
Sex God
Quote by BigDanny12999
Websters definition:
Bum-Loving,
Main Entry: 1bum-love
Pronunciation: bum-luv
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English bom
chiefly British, sometimes vulgar
Means: to "bum" someone or "Pack fudge in a crude manner".
Literal meaning: placing ones penis or strap-on into the hole betwix and between buttocks of another person, with the intention fo making love to said hole.
Told you!
FFS and there was me thinking it was summat to do with soup kitchens.
i know what it was and it was'nt about getting mugged or .
i reakon it was a spirital see you lot have decided to swing and have prepered your selves by talking about it to each otheror have slowly got around to accepting this way of in a way that is your mind ,decision or covanant if you like.
But this bloke you meet had'nt thought about it seriously or had made his mind up to do somthing like might have thought that in a karmanic way that if he was to sleep with sombodys wife that some one would sleep with that it might have brought him bad luck or somthing.
while we are on this subjuct have you done a deal with life/god or somthing to placate a swinging life style.i know i have.i can only swing if i help out the blind folk.i know it sounds nuts but it keeps me
i reakon it was a spirital see you lot have decided to swing and have prepered your selves by talking about it to each otheror have slowly got around to accepting this way of in a way that is your mind ,decision or covanant if you like.
But this bloke you meet had'nt thought about it seriously or had made his mind up to do somthing like might have thought that in a karmanic way that if he was to sleep with sombodys wife that some one would sleep with that it might have brought him bad luck or somthing.
while we are on this subjuct have you done a deal with life/god or somthing to placate a swinging life style.i know i have.i can only swing if i help out the blind folk.i know it sounds nuts but it keeps me
Sex God
Quote by chamoix
i know what it was and it was'nt about getting mugged or .
i reakon it was a spirital see you lot have decided to swing and have prepered your selves by talking about it to each otheror have slowly got around to accepting this way of in a way that is your mind ,decision or covanant if you like.
But this bloke you meet had'nt thought about it seriously or had made his mind up to do somthing like might have thought that in a karmanic way that if he was to sleep with sombodys wife that some one would sleep with that it might have brought him bad luck or somthing.
while we are on this subjuct have you done a deal with life/god or somthing to placate a swinging life style.i know i have.i can only swing if i help out the blind folk.i know it sounds nuts but it keeps me
Why would we all need to placate a god for our lifestyle?
Quote by freckledbird
i know what it was and it was'nt about getting mugged or .
i reakon it was a spirital see you lot have decided to swing and have prepered your selves by talking about it to each otheror have slowly got around to accepting this way of in a way that is your mind ,decision or covanant if you like.
But this bloke you meet had'nt thought about it seriously or had made his mind up to do somthing like might have thought that in a karmanic way that if he was to sleep with sombodys wife that some one would sleep with that it might have brought him bad luck or somthing.
while we are on this subjuct have you done a deal with life/god or somthing to placate a swinging life style.i know i have.i can only swing if i help out the blind folk.i know it sounds nuts but it keeps me
Why would we all need to placate a god for our lifestyle?
Maybe because he is sick and tired of hearing "Oh god, I'm coming, I'm coming"
Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I was picked up by a couple whilst on a short break. They said they needed me to make up numbers for a party. I was game for anything so I went.
It was someone's house with 2 other men and a woman. After a few hours of drinks and general chat, the woman showed interest and proceeded to get closer and we ended up going to her home together.
I would have been more worried if I had been younger.
It was someone's house with 2 other men and a woman. After a few hours of drinks and general chat, the woman showed interest and proceeded to get closer and we ended up going to her home together.
I would have been more worried if I had been younger.
Quote by JudyTV
I must admit I stand firm with the ones above who would have prioritised their safety and security, and "bottled it", no matter how attractive and inviting the woman and the scenario was. All sorts of crooks and shysters are getting more and more inventive in their scams, and I don't believe it matters which area of the UK it was.
Mike.
Yes, I am with you here mike. Its not the norm so our human instinct is to say get out of here quickly, there is something wrong here. I think many would feel the same way.
Yes I would agree, just too bloody good to be true :shock: . That & the fact that I would be bound to have had a wank that day, so I'd be worried sick about not being able to come!
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