Well in the interests of equality I thought I would start a partner to the "too stunning to swing" thread for mingers like me.
Have you ever been ignored totally either on the forums, chatrooms or clubs because you were a minger?
You do realise that this isn't a serious thread?
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Sex God
I find it extremely funny when the biggest mingers have the cheek to call others mingers 
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
I find it extremely funny when the biggest mingers have the cheek to call others mingers
In a similar vein I find it ironically funny when obvious mingers advertise and give a great long, but very specific, list of how perfect their desired target must be.
Would that be me then?
Quote by Lilmiss
I find it extremely funny when the biggest mingers have the cheek to call others mingers
In a similar vein I find it ironically funny when obvious mingers advertise and give a great long, but very specific, list of how perfect their desired target must be.
Would that be me then?
Hell no, why would I? I do hope you don't think of yourself as a minger, as I most certainly don't.
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
I find it extremely funny when the biggest mingers have the cheek to call others mingers
In a similar vein I find it ironically funny when obvious mingers advertise and give a great long, but very specific, list of how perfect their desired target must be.
Would that be me then?
Hell no. I do hope you don't think of yourself as a minger, as I most certainly don't.
Well...to be honest... i do. But, im just honest and i would rather be that way inclinded that to go about "thinking" i'm the most gorgeous person in the world.. coz i'm far from.
And what you said did sound like me.. im quite "particular" in what i look for
Quote by Lilmiss
I find it extremely funny when the biggest mingers have the cheek to call others mingers
In a similar vein I find it ironically funny when obvious mingers advertise and give a great long, but very specific, list of how perfect their desired target must be.
Would that be me then?
Hell no. I do hope you don't think of yourself as a minger, as I most certainly don't.
Well...to be honest... i do. But, im just honest and i would rather be that way inclinded that to go about "thinking" i'm the most gorgeous person in the world.. coz i'm far from.
And what you said did sound like me.. im quite "particular" in what i look for
From what little I've seen I have no evidence to suggest that you are in fact a minger so I can't say one way or the other. Though I'm perfectly happy to show you mine if you show me yours so we can have more evidence to go on
I don't know if it sounded like you or not, I've never seen any of your adverts, at least not knowing they were yours anyway.
Sexlightened
i could be, but its great! i just love rejection!
Quote by Peanut
Well in the interests of equality I thought I would start a partner to the "too stunning to swing" thread for mingers like me.
Have you ever been ignored totally either on the forums, chatrooms or clubs because you were a minger?
You do realise that this isn't a serious thread?
Well I'm glad its not a serious thread for one you are not a minger!
Quote by Peanut
I find it extremely funny when the biggest mingers have the cheek to call others mingers
In a similar vein I find it ironically funny when obvious mingers advertise and give a great long, but very specific, list of how perfect their desired target must be.
They mustnt have mirrors & suffer from delusions of grandier!
Quote by Bonedigger
erm....yep all the time...quite often have paid a fortune to get in a club, only to be left shagging mr bone!!
What clubs do you go to Bone?
Quote by jaymar
You know... I don't think anyone is 'too minging' for swinging... there's someone for everyone.
A positive post as always mar
and loving the new avatar 
hwoar: 
Casanova
I wouldn't swing with me, I'm too fat lol. I have a really weird brain that is attracted to people for the oddest reasons. I have said no to some guys that say they have never been told no before and I have said yes to men that tell me they never thought they had a chance.
For me part of it is to do with the brain. If I don't feel at ease and comfortable with the person, then it isn't going to happen and in the same vain, if I don't feel the chemistry it isn't going to happen, it's almost impossible to know what makes that right combination though.
For me part of it is to do with the brain. If I don't feel at ease and comfortable with the person, then it isn't going to happen and in the same vain, if I don't feel the chemistry it isn't going to happen, it's almost impossible to know what makes that right combination though.
Quote by venus68
I wouldn't swing with me, I'm too fat lol. I have a really weird brain that is attracted to people for the oddest reasons. I have said no to some guys that say they have never been told no before and I have said yes to men that tell me they never thought they had a chance.
For me part of it is to do with the brain. If I don't feel at ease and comfortable with the person, then it isn't going to happen and in the same vain, if I don't feel the chemistry it isn't going to happen, it's almost impossible to know what makes that right combination though.
WOW venus this is so me!
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
Have you ever been ignored totally either on the forums, chatrooms or clubs because you were a minger?
You do realise that this isn't a serious thread?
Yes. :cry: Tonight.
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
Have you ever been ignored totally either on the forums, chatrooms or clubs because you were a minger?
You do realise that this isn't a serious thread?
Yes. :cry: Tonight.
:shock: No? :therethere:
Quote by noladreams30
Have you ever been ignored totally either on the forums, chatrooms or clubs because you were a minger?
You do realise that this isn't a serious thread?
Yes. :cry: Tonight.
Errr, you did read the "because you were a minger" on the end of the sentence. This disqualifies your post from this thread you do realise that dontchya?
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
Have you ever been ignored totally either on the forums, chatrooms or clubs because you were a minger?
You do realise that this isn't a serious thread?
Yes. :cry: Tonight.
Errr, you did read the "because you were a minger" on the end of the sentence. This disqualifies your post from this thread you do realise that dontchya?
Awwww, ta Peanut
and Winchy and Frex... I was having a momentary lapse in confidence. (Not that I'm saying that I am or am not a minger, but you know what it's like... sometimes you approach someone and you're not sure how or even if they'll respond and you get that 'oh sh*t, what if I'm not good enough?' moment)But thanks y'all xxx
Quote by Lilmiss
I find it extremely funny when the biggest mingers have the cheek to call others mingers
In a similar vein I find it ironically funny when obvious mingers advertise and give a great long, but very specific, list of how perfect their desired target must be.
Would that be me then?
Hell no. I do hope you don't think of yourself as a minger, as I most certainly don't.
Well...to be honest... i do. But, im just honest and i would rather be that way inclinded that to go about "thinking" i'm the most gorgeous person in the world.. coz i'm far from.
And what you said did sound like me.. im quite "particular" in what i look for
It's official. The evidence has been examined by experts and they have said quite categorically that Lilmiss has made fraudulent claims about being a minger.
She is quite clearly attractive and she should be pursued up and down the M55 by numerous men wishing to hump her bones.
:small-print:
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
sometimes you approach someone and you're not sure how or even if they'll respond and you get that 'oh sh*t, what if I'm not good enough?' moment
Yep, know what you mean
Quote by noladreams30
Have you ever been ignored totally either on the forums, chatrooms or clubs because you were a minger?
You do realise that this isn't a serious thread?
Yes. :cry: Tonight.
Errr, you did read the "because you were a minger" on the end of the sentence. This disqualifies your post from this thread you do realise that dontchya?
Awwww, ta Peanut
and Winchy and Frex... I was having a momentary lapse in confidence. (Not that I'm saying that I am or am not a minger, but you know what it's like... sometimes you approach someone and you're not sure how or even if they'll respond and you get that 'oh sh*t, what if I'm not good enough?' moment)But thanks y'all xxx
You do realise that you should put it into the hands of the experts who are more than qualified to root out the fake mingers amongst us!!!
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