top of da mornin to ya

10 Sep 2004

just ur friendly cheeky leprechaun here with his pet rabbit biddy and goat plunket
having found this lovely site with it's open liberal ways
i joined and am now looking to getting to know u lovely ppl

10 Sep 2004

Welcome to SH Leprechaun! I hope you have fun in the forum - but I'm not sure about the goat. Strange things happen to animals particularly in the GFZ (Gentleman Fondling Zone). There was Fly the sheepdog who went seriously TV and as to what happened to Dolly the sheep...! Used as a paint roller during the refurbishment, last I heard! So keep an eye on the goat, okay. As for the rabbit... we ladies of the forum have a special place for her!
Enjoy!
Sappho xxx

10 Sep 2004

ooooo a wee man
to play with
hi and welcome .... wink

10 Sep 2004

plunkets me racing goat is for sporting fun
and u can come round ladies any time u want to play with biddy me rabit she is timid at first

10 Sep 2004

I do hope you didn't buy that goat off a man called davej - if you did I wouldn't be a bit suprised at it's poor form. I wouldn't be suprised if you did get it from him as he has many friends in the "small" community does davej - nice enough bloke but I wouldn't buy any kind of racing animal off him.
Hello and Welcome to you though lol

10 Sep 2004

Hi Leprechaun, Biddy and Plunkett wave

Welcome to the forums biggrin

Blimey, this place is getting more and more like a very surreal version of animal farm! :shock: Got horses, Little Mal the donkey, Fly the sheepdog, Dolly the sheep, Fred and ?? (what was the she ferret called again?), unicorns - and now Biddy and Plunkett! :undecided:
The Pigs, hmmmm so long as they stay deactivated then we should all get on famously lol

So Biddy and Plunket are your responsibility ok - even when the awwww factor has gone! cool

Have fun, and enjoy

10 Sep 2004

Quote by celticq
I do hope you didn't buy that goat off a man called davej - if you did I wouldn't be a bit suprised at it's poor form. I wouldn't be suprised if you did get it from him as he has many friends in the "small" community does davej - nice enough bloke but I wouldn't buy any kind of racing animal off him.
Hello and Welcome to you though

Blimey, I forgot about Malcolm the "racehorse" escapades confused

10 Sep 2004

Welcome

10 Sep 2004

Hi Leprechaun, welcome aboard.
Now then tread carfully with yer racing goat cos as the girls have said, I've got me a whole stable of racing creatures of the finest lineage. If it's got legs I bread and race them with the exception of Flamingo's, absolute waste of space they are, but anything else and I'm yer man.
Join in have some fun with the rest of us.

10 Sep 2004

Quote by davej
with the exception of Flamingo's, absolute waste of space they are

Dave, don't be mean about the poor flamingos!!!! After all, they are blessed with the ability of bending their legs backwards ....... how many times have you asked Mrs Davej to do exactly that!!! poke

10 Sep 2004

But Dave everybody knows Flamingo's are bread purely for one legged races!!!

10 Sep 2004

ello mr leprechaun
:welcome: to the site!
there's gonna be 'ell to pay when the pixies find out tho! watch 'em! nasty pieces of work they are!
have fun!
neil x x x ;-)

10 Sep 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
with the exception of Flamingo's, absolute waste of space they are

Dave, don't be mean about the poor flamingos!!!! After all, they are blessed with the ability of bending their legs backwards ....... how many times have you asked Mrs Davej to do exactly that!!! poke

Ah Misschief those were the days....now I just ask her to stoop a little lower.
over her zimmer frame.
Now as it hapens mrs davej is looking a bit like a flamingo as she sits on the sofa cos only one leg is visible....the other seems to be tucked away under her somewhere......I think it's one of those girl things...sitting on your own leg for comfort?

10 Sep 2004

Erm - excuse me MrFC - I don't mean to seam rude what with your superiour knowledge of one leg races and everything but ah what the foofoo is that confused

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Give me nightmares that will :shock:

10 Sep 2004

Sorry celticq but Davej's got his head up his arse....I couldn't bend round far enough confused

10 Sep 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Blimey, this place is getting more and more like a very surreal version of animal farm! :shock: Got horses, Little Mal the donkey, Fly the sheepdog, Dolly the sheep, Fred and ?? (what was the she ferret called again?), unicorns - and now Biddy and Plunkett! :undecided:

You forgot the Dogging Frogs.......... wink

10 Sep 2004

sur look at all the lovely ppl who have replied
plunket is is me pride and joy bought him 4 yrs ago at the puck fair (is spelt right u dirty minded eejjits) bought him from an old friend of mine father ignatious. now there is a wild old boy of the cloth would teach a few of u young studs and cassanovas a lesson or 2 christened more children of his own that the whole off the rest of the male s in the parish have brought 4ward
plunket is of the same kind of red rum nothing will stop him on the flat or over the gorse
the challengers have a good view of his rear from start to finish and in the feild of loving well that's another story
davej if u have any fast boys on the leg give me a call and may b in the market for buying
genie mac can not believe all the lovely replys may ur fun b joyious and ur parties include an invite for me

11 Sep 2004

Welcome leprechaun wave

There are one or two things about your initial posts that look a tad disingenuous, but I will be charitable and give you a cautious welcome. Heve fun and don't be afraid to ask the regulars for advice.
Will

11 Sep 2004

thank u judy and will is nice to see a real mixed bag that can b open and friendly
biddy my rabit seem to be more popular than me self amongst the ladies
will have to bring her with me to a munch as an ice breaker
plunket will have to stay at home as he is in serious training for the start of the racing season