Tossers!

28 Feb 2005

Quote by marmalaid
I've been thinking about starting a club for ages, printing some labels out to stick on peoples windscreens that block pavements and stuff. I was thinking of calling this club British Association of Stupid Tarts and Right Dickheads, I could then shout BASTARD at them.
Chris

I already do. Every morning mad

:x
Oh good, a kindred spirit! I find it iritating hen people park on the pavement ( and reverse out of drives)
Chris
Vix I think I know who keyed your car :shock: :shock: :shock:
Jas
XXX

28 Feb 2005

:rude:

28 Feb 2005

Then there was the guy who sent me a couple of fairly normal PMs and suggested we chat on MSN. He was local, so I thought yeah, why not, see what he's about...
We said hello on it bla bla bla but I was quite busy so said could talk again later that day....at about 10pm we started chatting again. Before I knew it he was giving me the whole kaboodle - from what he would do to me, where he had, and would put, his (large - of course) todger, and how it would make me feel. He told me what I would cry out, for how long, and how many orgasms he would make me have. No expense was spared in terms of graphical detail and even I was shocked at the explicit and filthy language he deemed fit to write to a virtual stranger.
All I had written was ' so tell me what you're up to today....' expecting a friendly account of his typical day, in an 'I'd like to get to know you more' kinda way. I blocked him once he had effectively 'come', his finger pressed down seductively on the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I was impressed I can tell you.

28 Feb 2005

Ah, the quick wank brigade Sunbunny.
The only fuck they're ever gonna get is the big Fuck OFF. But to them it's better than no fuck at all.
Been thinking about other tossers though and must say, the worst offenders are those who befriend you, gain your confidence and trust and once you've revealed the tender belly stuff they use it against you because your level of comitment/attachment is not equal to theirs. They want you to feel their pain. You know what I'm on about. That kinda thing when a completely "innocent" remark leaves you winded and you both know it's intentional, he may even admit it to you too. But all those around you are left going dunno

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Ah, the quick wank brigade Sunbunny.
The only fuck they're ever gonna get is the big Fuck OFF. But to them it's better than no fuck at all.
Been thinking about other tossers though and must say, the worst offenders are those who befriend you, gain your confidence and trust and once you've revealed the tender belly stuff they use it against you because your level of comitment/attachment is not equal to theirs. They want you to feel their pain. You know what I'm on about. That kinda thing when a completely "innocent" remark leaves you winded and you both know it's intentional, he may even admit it to you too. But all those around you are left going

God....I'm really beginnig to hate being a Bloke.....!! :dunno:

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
the worst offenders are those who befriend you, gain your confidence and trust and once you've revealed the tender belly stuff they use it against you because your level of comitment/attachment is not equal to theirs.

Well put Libra. Another little game they like to play. I have encountered far too many of that particular category of tosser.
But I have recieved quite a lot of comments about my posts on this thread, from guys I know. I am not a man-hating bitch. That's the whole point. I love men. I just don't understand some of them. I do know that there are more nice guys than not on the forum. Its generally newbies, or dare I say it, doggers, who send unwelcomed PMs. I get a lot of nice ones too. wink

But the guys I get to meet who turn out to be tossers are the ones who make me more and more wary, and angrier than I want to be.

28 Feb 2005

Quote by SunBunny
I do know that there are more nice guys than not on the forum. Its generally newbies, or dare I say it, doggers, who send unwelcomed PMs. I get a lot of nice ones too.
But the guys I get to meet who turn out to be tossers are the ones who make me more and more wary, and angrier than I want to be.

I also have a theory that some of the prime "tossers" aren't even "adults" in the true sense. I've heard about several bunches of kids now who post to adult sites as a form of schoolkid game. Lets face it, thre's nothing to stop a juvenile from getting onto these forums and getting what they see as their form of fun out of mixing with "real adults". These will be the same kind of kids who in my day were passing copies of Playboy etc under the desks behind the teachers backs, but in the modern era would be able to expand their horizons much further.
I've known for a while that it's a common playground game to get a girly pic off the net, post it as part of an adult profile on a swingers site and see who would get the most replies from it. Maybe now that sites are cuter about who can see the replies, the same game is being played on forums, to see who can get the most replies to a post, or who's PM's can cause the biggest or best wind up. There are one or two threads quite current that the finger of suspicion has to point at for exactly this sort of prank.
Just a theory, based on anecdotal evidence and logic only, but don't colour me surprised if I'm proven right.

28 Feb 2005

I find it astonishing that some guys behave like this. I've had a good laugh reading this thread. Not at the fact that you ladies have to suffer at the wonderful remarks you make about them. I cant understand a guy wanting to treat a lady like this. They must be so totally wrapped up in their own egos that they are devoid of the realities and niceties of social / sexual intercourse. ( That last bit sounded a bit wordy but you know what I mean!)

28 Feb 2005

Quote by Cicero
I find it astonishing that some guys behave like this. I've had a good laugh reading this thread. Not at the fact that you ladies have to suffer at the wonderful remarks you make about them. I cant understand a guy wanting to treat a lady like this. They must be so totally wrapped up in their own egos that they are devoid of the realities and niceties of social / sexual intercourse. ( That last bit sounded a bit wordy but you know what I mean!)

i second that

28 Feb 2005

Quote by SunBunny
I do know that there are more nice guys than not on the forum. Its generally newbies, or dare I say it, doggers, who send unwelcomed PMs. I get a lot of nice ones too.

Sorry Sunbunny, I guess you knew that someone would take exception to your remark but these sad bastards are no more doggers than they are swingers. Our fun is being ruined by them too.
Don't you know, woman lie around under every bush in the car park waiting for a Tosser to come all over them.
It's all of the easy sex publicity which is driving them in both fields.
"Go swinging or dogging it's free sex on tap ! "
Good idea thinks the Tosser with his balls keeping his ears apart.

28 Feb 2005

Im not a tosser, im a good male, just like all the males on this forum. never done anything wrong me, nope, never never never! Im so good i could be too good to be true.
Wilki dons crash helmet for inevitable barage lol

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Wilki
Im not a tosser, im a good male, just like all the males on this forum. never done anything wrong me, nope, never never never! Im so good i could be too good to be true.
Wilki dons crash helmet for inevitable barage

Are you in the Midlands? :lol:

2 Mar 2005

Ok, now I'm confused.
If he's standing before you in the largest pair of Y-fronts you've ever seen :shock: within 5 minutes of arriving, and leaves you with bite marks on the face (2) and the arm (1) and bump on the head from throwing you into the door-frame, but you haven't laughed so much in a long time, is he still a tosser? rolleyes

And should I see him again ?

2 Mar 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Ok, now I'm confused.
If he's standing before you in the largest pair of Y-fronts you've ever seen :shock: within 5 minutes of arriving, and leaves you with bite marks on the face (2) and the arm (1) and bump on the head from throwing you into the door-frame, but you haven't laughed so much in a long time, is he still a tosser?
And should I see him again ?

It depends on whether you enjoyed it?
Also - did he talk alot of crap, ask you for money, try to get you to shag his mates brother who is a mingmaster, invite a guy from work around to watch..... and so on?

2 Mar 2005

Quote by PoloLady
It depends on whether you enjoyed it?
Also - did he talk alot of crap, ask you for money, try to get you to shag his mates brother who is a mingmaster, invite a guy from work around to watch..... and so on?

Answer to the first Q:
*sigh*
No he didn't ask for money, only food and a bath.
But he did say he's got a gang of blokes ready to take up where he finishes off on Saturday.
Is that good or bad?
Oh and he's a conceited git! wink

2 Mar 2005

Quote by Libra-Love

It depends on whether you enjoyed it?
Also - did he talk alot of crap, ask you for money, try to get you to shag his mates brother who is a mingmaster, invite a guy from work around to watch..... and so on?

Answer to the first Q:
*sigh*
No he didn't ask for money, only food and a bath.
But he did say he's got a gang of blokes ready to take up where he finishes off on Saturday.
Is that good or bad?
Oh and he's a conceited git! wink

I'll only tell you if you promise to share :wink:

2 Mar 2005

Hunni, he's the forum slut, anyone can have him wink

2 Mar 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Hunni, he's the forum slut, anyone can have him

I meant the gang of blokes! :twisted:

2 Mar 2005

Quote by PoloLady
I meant the gang of blokes! :twisted:

I'll get back to you on that then wink

2 Mar 2005

Quote by Libra-Love

I meant the gang of blokes! :twisted:

I'll get back to you on that then wink

*polo goes off to wash her best knickers just in case.

2 Mar 2005

hi there
Lots of tosers getting slagged off !! so it seemed like a thread to take a risk on.
nice to see you have been getting even polo. but how do you suggest that you can spot the tosser any quicker?
It really is taking the piss for tossers to steal you and then use the connecetion to try get on board with couples?
rude and uncalled for.
I agree with the thought that they must be very immature and insecure.

3 Mar 2005

I'm straight and go to Swingers clubs, in Manchester. I met a couple and after a few plays, the guy asked if I could hold a private party, so his wife could 'entertain' 6 guys, while he watched. I contacted a number of guys on the SH website under Men looking for Ladies, and enclosed a photo (fully clothed ) of the girl, who is size 10,and very attractive,that the husband gave me , and said it was OK to use. When we met in the pub, there was the couple, 4 guys and myself. 2 guys, both pals had arranged to come as well. When they hadn't turned up, I phoned them, and they were actually in the pub, sitting on the table near to us. I told them we would be going on to my place in about 10 mins. When we were due to leave, I looked for them and they had disappeared without a word. We went back to my place, and partied till , and had a great time. I have since held another party for the same girl, with the same guys plus 2 new guys, and they all want another party soon. I still wonder why they left, because they missed a great time. This post is NOT intended as a sneaky advert, but if any couples, or ladies are up for a similar party in Manchester, please PM me.
thechairman18