Tossers!

27 Feb 2005

I have met some really really really wonderful people (change that 'some' to lots). But just lately I seem to be attracting tossers like moths to a flame.
Without naming names.... who is the biggest tosser you have encountered just lately? What did they do to deserve the title of 'Tosser of the Year' ?
How did you find out they were a tosser? What gave it away and made the soiled penny drop?
I think I have covered most of mine in one thread or another, which include ....
The Male Bunny Boiler - "you are just using me for sex, you don't love me"
The Photo Fraud - like I wouldn't notice it was not the same guy as in the photos.
And the latest one....
He responded to a post of mine, which clearly stated I was looking for a partner to go to clubs with. I met him one week, we got on alright. We arranged to meet the following week and see how we got on sexually (having clearly stated this was a must before meeting other people at clubs).
What happened???
He was contacting couples, telling them we were a couple and expecting me to go and meet them at their houses, on the very same day we had arranged to meet eachother. In addition to his creative solution to not booking a hotel, I would have the privilege of actually having a say and choosing which couple we spent the night with - once we had got to their house!
Is it just me or do other people have the same problem? dunno

27 Feb 2005

Oh dear, seems like you're having a run of bad luck honey. Have a hug from me
:therethere: :therethere: :therethere:

27 Feb 2005

crafty git rolleyes

sorry to here that
i love the bit about you useing him lol

27 Feb 2005

You've met him too!
Same thing happened to me. He kept sending me ads for couples. FFS! It's the couple-up-for-easy-group-sex syndrome some single men seem to adopt! :x
Deep breath......and relax.

27 Feb 2005

Thank you FB. I must add my faith in the human race was restored in the early part of Saturday evening :twisted: . However, I would still feel better knowing other people attract tossers too and what kind of tossers they have met.
I have all mine written on a grid, so I can cross them off as they are mentioned - a bit like playing bingo! lol

27 Feb 2005

Swinging bingo lol

What about the 'we're a couple but my wife's not available so I'll come on my own' tosser?
Answer = 'fuck off'

27 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
You've met him too!
Same thing happened to me. He kept sending me ads for couples. FFS! It's the couple-up-for-easy-group-sex syndrome some single men seem to adopt! :x
Deep breath......and relax.

You're lucky -yours sent you the ads to look at! :shock:
This one didn't even tell me he was doing it until i asked him why it was taking him so long to reply on msn everytime I asked "where are we meeting and at what time?"

27 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Swinging bingo
What about the 'we're a couple but my wife's not available so I'll come on my own' tosser?
Answer = 'fuck off'

Yes I am single - but I can only meet you on Tuesday afternoon! :dry:

27 Feb 2005

Even worse is when you find out they're tossers after the act sad

I really needed to know I was number 140!!!!!!!!! mad

:x :x

27 Feb 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
can someone tell me what these tossers are gaining by treating you all like this ?
I mean you all arent stupid yet they try it on ? whats the point and why even bother ? do they even honestly expect you all to fall for it ?

Erm....

... is it just because they are TOSSERS!

27 Feb 2005

I want to hear funny tosser stories!

27 Feb 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
can someone tell me what these tossers are gaining by treating you all like this ?
I mean you all arent stupid yet they try it on ? whats the point and why even bother ? do they even honestly expect you all to fall for it ?

Erm....

... is it just because they are TOSSERS!
well yes PL but arent they wasting their own time as well ? I know these wankers are about but just I dont see the point in what they are trying to achieve ! I mean, I wont go into a fag shop for a packet of fags an come out with sommat different ?
Personally MOMT this is how I see it.
We all have varied definitions concerning the term "swinging". What swinging is to us individually. So I'm sure that some of these "tossers" don't see themselves as such.
But there does seem to be a large proportion of tossers who share the view that swingers are easy, will fuck anyone and everyone, just please form an orderly queue, thank you. (Or am I the only one attracting this sort?)
To me, those are the TOSSERS mad

To them, hey I'm a fucking guaranteed score! They're not wasting their time, only mine.

27 Feb 2005

Does that mean I'm in with a chance then?
Form an orderly queue please.

27 Feb 2005

Does caber tossing count :P
Most guys I went out with between the ages of 17 and 22 were all tossers!?? Got the time?? :P lol

27 Feb 2005

I blame the previous poor standards of health and safety in playgrounds - prior to the local councils introducing woodchippings and that rubber bouncy stuff they now put under swings.
The previous use of concrete has obviously resulted in the current rise of the tosser population. Too many bumps on the head!
Example:
PM from someone I had never spoken to before....

Hi, would you be interested in coming to meet a couple with me. I got one interested and she is hot but only meet couples.
Let me know if you are free to meet them this week

An obvious case of short term memory loss as a result of too many falls off of the spider climbing frame on to the concrete.
He forgot - I don't know him, the couple or WHAT FUCKING PLANET HE IS ON!

27 Feb 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Does that mean I'm in with a chance then?
Form an orderly queue please.

Chris, shouldn't that read, I had my chance wink

I'm sure we met at the Essex munch? Shouldn't have drunk so bloody much, how long was the queue ?
Oh well, at least we've got the next munch to look forward too. :wink:

27 Feb 2005

Quote by PoloLady
I blame the previous poor standards of health and safety in playgrounds - prior to the local councils introducing woodchippings and that rubber bouncy stuff they now put under swings.
The previous use of concrete has obviously resulted in the current rise of the tosser population. Too many bumps on the head!
Example:
PM from someone I had never spoken to before....
Hi, would you be interested in coming to meet a couple with me. I got one interested and she is hot but only meet couples.
Let me know if you are free to meet them this week

An obvious case of short term memory loss as a result of too many falls off of the spider climbing frame on to the concrete.
He forgot - I don't know him, the couple or WHAT FUCKING PLANET HE IS ON!

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Sometimes I wish I lived on the same planet as you too hun :lol2:

27 Feb 2005

I live with the latest tosser i've encountered. his name's Daz.

27 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Does that mean I'm in with a chance then?
Form an orderly queue please.

Chris, shouldn't that read, I had my chance wink

I'm sure we met at the Essex munch? Shouldn't have drunk so bloody much, how long was the queue ?
Oh well, at least we've got the next munch to look forward too. :wink:
:bounce: hmmmmm, sorry, I was otherwise engaged that day, confused

next time sweetie :P

27 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
I blame the previous poor standards of health and safety in playgrounds - prior to the local councils introducing woodchippings and that rubber bouncy stuff they now put under swings.
The previous use of concrete has obviously resulted in the current rise of the tosser population. Too many bumps on the head!
Example:
PM from someone I had never spoken to before....
Hi, would you be interested in coming to meet a couple with me. I got one interested and she is hot but only meet couples.
Let me know if you are free to meet them this week

An obvious case of short term memory loss as a result of too many falls off of the spider climbing frame on to the concrete.
He forgot - I don't know him, the couple or WHAT FUCKING PLANET HE IS ON!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sometimes I wish I lived on the same planet as you too hun :lol2:
I live on the planet Easy-Tart (may be that's the problem) dunno

. It is in a different galaxy to yours, but I have a worm-hole to make time-space travel easy. Unfortunately my worm-hole is unpredictable and I keep ending up on the planet Toss!

27 Feb 2005

Quote by PoloLady
I live on the planet Easy-Tart (may be that's the problem) . It is in a different galaxy to yours, but I have a worm-hole to make time-space travel easy. Unfortunately my worm-hole is unpredictable and I keep ending up on the planet Toss!

I'm stuck there too evil

But instead of wasting time with the tossers I reckon it's time to pound out a new advert tonight with explicit instructions and detailed galaxy map to my neck of the woods.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Any stow-away tossers will be abused.

27 Feb 2005

This gets better and better by the second for nice friendly decent blokes like me lol.
Damn shame that I look like SHREK lmao :P

27 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love

I live on the planet Easy-Tart (may be that's the problem) . It is in a different galaxy to yours, but I have a worm-hole to make time-space travel easy. Unfortunately my worm-hole is unpredictable and I keep ending up on the planet Toss!

I'm stuck there too evil

But instead of wasting time with the tossers I reckon it's time to pound out a new advert tonight with explicit instructions and detailed galaxy map to my neck of the woods.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Any stow-away tossers will be abused.
Just one question?......what kind of abuse are we talking about here? wink

27 Feb 2005

Quote by kentgiant
Damn shame that I look like SHREK lmao :P

Not in the pics you sent me you don't :twisted: hump

Tracy-Jayne

27 Feb 2005

Ouch. I hope you destroyed their mental health with lots of verbal abuse for those things. ;/
<hugs>
Ken

27 Feb 2005

yeah but they were of my twin brother lmao

27 Feb 2005

you get tossers
and then there is ME!!!!............
the best tosser in the world... and voted for by my right hand!! lol
Jiggle

27 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Even worse is when you find out they're tossers after the act
I really needed to know I was number 140!!!!!!!!! :x :x

:lol:
LMAO... I'm sorry to laugh but did he really let you know that!!!!
He must have been sporting a big ol' shiney pair that day.....I wouldn't have the guts to do it!
PMSL

27 Feb 2005

It's things like this that give us, the few good (single) men a bad rap sad

in the swinging world amongst couples and single women. It ruins it for everyone,
Sorry for my pessimistic tone, try and cheer up tomorrow is another day! Iam off to get a drink! drinkies

27 Feb 2005

Libra Love, I think we should join forces and found the Tarts Ignoring Tossers Society (TITS for short)
As founders we will have a duty to tell the world about our TITS. Get people to appreciate what our TITS stand for. Promote our TITS and ensure our TITS welcome all who need us.
What do you say?