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Being a Master I like to control my partner sexually so I jumped at the chance to buy a remote love egg.
You get her to put the thing inside her then go out somewhere (normal day-to-day stuff) .... and at random times I'd switch the thing on remotely and watch her try to walk normally ..... even better to switch it on while she's having a conversation with someone. It's amazing how your concentration levels rise at times like those..
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A friend of mine once went out for the day shopping with a love egg inside her. Unfortunately for her, It somehow managed to trigger the security alarms off on the door at Marks n Spencers... lol :lol:
Quote by Wishmaster
Being a Master I like to control my partner sexually so I jumped at the chance to buy a remote love egg.
You get her to put the thing inside her then go out somewhere (normal day-to-day stuff) .... and at random times I'd switch the thing on remotely and watch her try to walk normally ..... even better to switch it on while she's having a conversation with someone. It's amazing how your concentration levels rise at times like those.. wink

Hmmmm....a little bird told me that a certain couple were doing exactly this during the Nottingham munch. :P evil
my fave is a elec toothbrush mmmmmmmm wink
why did you only watch her use it?
you could have joined in :wink: biggrin
Tina xxx
Quote by MikeNorth
Being a Master I like to control my partner sexually so I jumped at the chance to buy a remote love egg.
You get her to put the thing inside her then go out somewhere (normal day-to-day stuff) .... and at random times I'd switch the thing on remotely and watch her try to walk normally ..... even better to switch it on while she's having a conversation with someone. It's amazing how your concentration levels rise at times like those.. wink

Hmmmm....a little bird told me that a certain couple were doing exactly this during the Nottingham munch. :P evil
Wasn't me... I didn't go ! :cry:
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Wishmaster
Maybe you can let me know which one you bought as I've read a few reviews that we're mixed some giving poor response to the remotes or not being powerful enough, I'd love to take adavantage of it when we go for sunday lunch with her parents ;) or I guess when her ex pops round to pick up their son would be fun. but thanks for the tip Wish
Tina
I never said I didn't ( along with the other one @ the same time )

No probs...... it is the silver one from Ann Summers .. sorry, it doesn't have a brand name on it... the remote is a black and silver one. It's good but tends to pack up if it's left in too long (ie. overheats) but once it's cooled down it works again.
thanks for that wishmaster.
Doj has been threatening to get me one for years ever since he saw
them on the telly.
having the power is a big turnon i think lol
lisamarie
sat quietly taking notes!! lol
lol
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goodtimez
Quote by MikeNorth
Being a Master I like to control my partner sexually so I jumped at the chance to buy a remote love egg.
You get her to put the thing inside her then go out somewhere (normal day-to-day stuff) .... and at random times I'd switch the thing on remotely and watch her try to walk normally ..... even better to switch it on while she's having a conversation with someone. It's amazing how your concentration levels rise at times like those.. wink

Hmmmm....a little bird told me that a certain couple were doing exactly this during the Nottingham munch. :P evil
Who could that have been, Mike? You obviously know more than the rest of us are letting on! Apparently, I heard through the grapevine, that they bought it from the shop on Upper Parliment St - and it was a pink egg ( same size as a RL large egg ) with a small pink controller - crap colours, but apparently worth putting up with.
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Who could that have been, Mike? You obviously know more than the rest of us are letting on! Apparently, I heard through the grapevine, that they bought it from the shop on Upper Parliment St - and it was a pink egg ( same size as a RL large egg ) with a small pink controller - crap colours, but apparently worth putting up with.

I heard about that too - someone seemed to be having a lot of fun with it but I cant remember who! cool lol
That Love egg was bloody nice on my nipples
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MikeC
Quote by MikeC
That Love egg was bloody nice on my nipples
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MikeC

We have a winner!!! You have been busted....er...by you confused Now all we have to do is wait for your co-conspirator to reveal themselves lol
Does it turn on if someone changes channel on the television by using the remote control? Or if someone's mobile rings?
Now that would be a novel experience.
Quote by MikeC
That Love egg was bloody nice on my nipples
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MikeC

ya but it dont half rattle your teeth lol :lol:
Quote by MikeC
That Love egg was bloody nice on my nipples
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
MikeC

Was it free range? If so, it never got round to me. :cry:
tingler nipple clamps are fun for all the girls and boys biggrin andnothing beats seeing a double ender being used in my experience.
I hope you guys have lots of fun with them on your meet. x