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Tracking Santa
Quote by Jags
Time for an early boost of Tracking Santa - no sighting of him yet but NORAD tell me it's only 20 days and 7 hours until he's back!
Hun xx
Can we have three of these please :-
One for tracking Santa (we have that one)
One for tracking Sheddy (needed)
One for tracking Dammie (for cakeybun time)
Phredd
Sex God
Not that i want to put a dampner on your santa tracking, but he doesn't actually exist 
:giggle:
:giggle:
Orgasminator
bump getting close now
Well, you better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm tellin' you why
Santa Claus is comin' to town
He's makin' a list,
Checkin' it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is comin' to town
He knows when you are sleepin'
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been good or bad
So be good for goodness sake
You better watch out!
You better not cry.
You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
(He knows when you are sleepin')
(He knows when you're awake)
He knows if you've been good or bad
So be good for goodness sake
You better watch out!
You better not cry.
You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
He knows when you are sleepin'
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been good or bad
So be good for goodness sake
Well, you better watch out!
You better not cry.
You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why.
Santa Claus is comin'
(Santa Claus is comin')
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
Well, you better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm tellin' you why
Santa Claus is comin' to town
He's makin' a list,
Checkin' it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is comin' to town
He knows when you are sleepin'
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been good or bad
So be good for goodness sake
You better watch out!
You better not cry.
You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
(He knows when you are sleepin')
(He knows when you're awake)
He knows if you've been good or bad
So be good for goodness sake
You better watch out!
You better not cry.
You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why.
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
He knows when you are sleepin'
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been good or bad
So be good for goodness sake
Well, you better watch out!
You better not cry.
You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why.
Santa Claus is comin'
(Santa Claus is comin')
Santa Claus is comin' to town.
OMG my daughter's going to feckin love this! Thanks for bumping :thumbup:
and I also spotted this and got all excited : Lovejoy68wrote
any chance NORAD can track down this fella too?
:sad:
(itisgood to see old posts bought back sometimes )
and I also spotted this and got all excited : Lovejoy68wrote
you will have to wait a little while longer you cant track him till the 24th as he is busy wrapping pressies at the mo
any chance NORAD can track down this fella too?
:sad: (itisgood to see old posts bought back sometimes
) 
Sex God
Just looked at the site, who are the people on the celebrities page, ive only ever heard of one of them (david boreanas)
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Not that i want to put a dampner on your santa tracking, but he doesn't actually exist
:giggle:
I am sorry to tell you that the above is based on some misconceptions. the main ones being;
Father Christmas has subcontracted parts of the operation to Santa Claus, St Nickolas and many more.
Second, to receive a gift you must believe in Father Christmas.
Third if you do not know about him you con not believe.
Forth a child must be good to receive a gift.
This greatly reduces the work load. However in past years the work load has grown so it was necessary to redefine 'good'. So in line with the laws of of need and supply when ever the supply of gifts, the ablity to distribute them fails, the definition of good will be reviewed.
In this way there will always be enough work to support the institution, but not so much as to over load the Rudolf and the team, Father Christmas.
Quote by
Not that i want to put a dampner on your santa tracking, but he doesn't actually exist
:giggle:
I am sorry to tell you that the above is based on some misconceptions. the main ones being;
Father Christmas has subcontracted parts of the operation to Santa Claus, St Nickolas and many more.
Second, to receive a gift you must believe in Father Christmas.
Third if you do not know about him you con not believe.
Forth a child must be good to receive a gift.
This greatly reduces the work load. However in past years the work load has grown so it was necessary to redefine 'good'. So in line with the laws of of need and supply when ever the supply of gifts, the ablity to distribute them fails, the definition of good will be reviewed.
In this way there will always be enough work to support the institution, but not so much as to over load the Rudolf and the team, Father Christmas.
I have been asked to mention The Ice Father, who did a sterling job though out the communist years.
- and the excitement is building! :bounce: :bounce:
Sex God
I've been tracking the blighter as well....
Need to adjust my sights a little as I keep missing him
*with anti-aircraft fire that is*
Need to adjust my sights a little as I keep missing him
*with anti-aircraft fire that is*
Sex God
Quote by felixx1416
I've been tracking the blighter as well....
Need to adjust my sights a little as I keep missing him
Have you tried a heatseeker
Only work if Rudolph has recently broken wind
Quote by Mallock2006
I've been tracking the blighter as well....
Need to adjust my sights a little as I keep missing him
Have you tried a heatseeker
Only work if Rudolph has recently broken wind
Steve you could try a Stinger, i am suspecting that as rudolph has a read nose the stinger may be useful and a snip a $38,000 :lol:
Sex God
Well I hope it is not going to make a mess every where!
I can not report his where-about at this time, but I did hear a report about him last year.
Adam came home later last Xmas Eve. About to open the door he saw Eve sat on a large man with a fur trimmed tunic. Eve looked up and saw Adam, she lifted the man's hands to her breasts, then leaned into them.
Adam smiled, the smile faded as he noticed the bottle of his best port on the coffee table, mostly gone. Then he noticed the single half eaten mince pie left on the tray next to his now missing port.
That was not what upset him. What upset him was the large slide of cold, wet snow that fell from his roof and broke over his head. Followed by brightly wrapped boxes, a large slay and eight reindeer, all of which kicked and thrashed about as they regained their feet.
Adam would have seen the old man rush from his house, gather up the boxes and leave as fast as he could. He would have if the next thing that fell from his roof was not a number of tiles, one of which hit he on the head putting him in hospital from two days.
Adam came home later last Xmas Eve. About to open the door he saw Eve sat on a large man with a fur trimmed tunic. Eve looked up and saw Adam, she lifted the man's hands to her breasts, then leaned into them.
Adam smiled, the smile faded as he noticed the bottle of his best port on the coffee table, mostly gone. Then he noticed the single half eaten mince pie left on the tray next to his now missing port.
That was not what upset him. What upset him was the large slide of cold, wet snow that fell from his roof and broke over his head. Followed by brightly wrapped boxes, a large slay and eight reindeer, all of which kicked and thrashed about as they regained their feet.
Adam would have seen the old man rush from his house, gather up the boxes and leave as fast as he could. He would have if the next thing that fell from his roof was not a number of tiles, one of which hit he on the head putting him in hospital from two days.
Sex God
Thanks Jags - finally caught up with this after three years!
