Training
In order to assure the highest level of quality work and
productivity from all employees, it will be our policy to keep
all employees well trained, through our program of Special High
Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) We are trying to give employees
more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you are not
receiving enough S.H.I.T on the job, please see our manager. >You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list
and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get >all the S.H.I.T you can handle.
Employees who don't take S.H.I.T will be placed in
Departmental Employees Evaluation Program (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T)
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously, will have to
go on the Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).
Since our managers took SHIT before they were promoted they
don't have to do SHIT anymore and are full of SHIT already.
If your full of SHIT, you may be interested in training
others. We can add your name to a Basic Understanding Lecture
List (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T). Those who are full of BULLSHIT, will >get the SHIT jobs and can apply for promotion to Director of
Intensity Program (D.I.P.S.H.I.T).
If you have any further questions, please direct them to our
Head of Training Special High Intensity Training
H.O.T.S.H.I.T)
Thank You for your attention
Boss In General
Special High Intensity Training
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
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what a great company you work for :undecided:
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nearly wet my pants readin that - i shouldnt have admitted to that should i?
