Just keep it simple Corrie.
Shove an onion up it's arse, add a couple of knobs of lard on the breast and then cover the whole bird in streaky bacon. Cover with foil then roast for 20 minutes per lb and 20 minutes extra. Just check the juices run clear to be sure it's cooked.
Stick an orange and an onion inside it and lay strips of streaky bacon over the breast before you cook it. Cook the stuffing separately.
i was in the usa one xmas and they cook the entire turkey in a huge deep fryer. they had them out on the driveways in case they caught fire. they said it was a great way to do it. obviously totally unacceptable here. but think of the taste!
Don't tie the legs together - that way the thickest part (top of the thighs) cooks a bit quicker. And that way the breast isn't so dry once the rest is done. That can make it too big for the oven though - so test for size first.
Make sure you take the giblets out.
If you're covering it with foil - uncover for the last 15 mins or so, to let it get nice and brown. Safest way is to slit the foil down the middle and push the foil apart rather than try to take it off completely(you can spill juices down your arm if you're not careful).
Slosh a glass of port or red wine into the tin about the 15 minute mark. Then use the juices to make a gravy.
One recipe I tried worked out quite nicely - zest an orange and bash the zest into half a pound of butter. Slide your fingers under the skin and push as much of the butter as you can into a layer under the skin. Another option would be to do the same thing with Thyme rather than orange zest. Fiddly but tasty.
One year I followed a book recipe and put the turkey in at midnight on the lowest setting my oven would do. The turkey was fabulous - delicate, moist, delicious and fully cooked at 8 am. LOL. And breakfast to the smell of cooked bird didn't work so well. If I do that again I'll put it in at 6 am not midnight.
Cook it upside down, breast to the bottom for the first couple of hours, onion up its bum and covered in fatty bacon
After couple of hours take off bacon, turn over and finish cooking. Use the bacon for pigs in blankets
Very important point - Make sure it's dead before you do any of the above!
:happy: Merry Christmas Corrie xx