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Turrets and sweaty Seamen......

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Well, thanks to the advice of a certain person on this forum I've just spent the last 75mins in the company of a large number of sweaty Russian seamen.
I'd just like to thank her for the enjoyment ! worship
You know who you are, you critic-with-impeccable-taste !
Carpathian
I'm intrigued!
What does the company of a large number of sweaty Russian seamen have to offer??? confused
Thrills, twists and action - lots of action.
Oh, I can't keep this vagueness up - it's a film that a certain young lady mentioned the other night on here - a Russian 1925 revolution epic about the battleship Potemkin !
I just thought seeing as I heard of it on here and enjoyed it, I'd say ta on here, thats all !!
You see - that doesn't sound half as intriguing and sexy now, does it ! Have I ruined the image in your head for you ? :twisted:
Carpathian
What does the company of a large number of sweaty Russian seamen have to offer???
Sweaty Russian Semen?
Well, you were wondering what was next M, looks like this is it..... wink
lhk
Kat
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Sweaty Russian Semen?
Well, you were wondering what was next M, looks like this is it..... wink
lhk
Kat

Have I just crossed the secret forum trip-wire with that jokily vague thank-you to somebody ??
I have this horrible sinking feeling that I've entered "The Piss-take Zone"
{spooky music plays}
Carpathian
Great film...now try Metropolis, it's fantastic!
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Great film...now try Metropolis, it's fantastic!

Ah, the lady has major league taste ! Funnily enough that came up in conversation the other night too - as well as the original silent Nosferatu.
So, you're not just a pretty avatar then ? wink
Carpathian
lol - I am an educated, erudite and entertaining woman. Films, art, music all lie within my field of interest/work.
I LOVE the machine...maybe I should get a pic of it for my new avatar?? Perhaps not!! lol :lol:
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Well, you were wondering what was next M, looks like this is it..... wink
lhk
Kat

Oh dear... things are moving so fast... my heads spinning! confused
PS. What does lhk mean?
M x
What does lhk mean?

I've wondered that too !
Carpathian
Hi guys - in english, Love, Hugs and Kisses :thrilled:
Mal
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mmm... Brigitte Helm... yummy!
Not that I noticed, of course. I was too busy admiring the set design.
Okay, this really is bugging me. I know the answer but I cannot find it in the ragbag of useless information I carry in my head.
Who in the name of all that's wonderful directed Metropolis - then moved to Hollywood and became a major name in film noir of the 1940s?
Heeeeelp meee! It's driving me nuts! I'm becoming the madwoman of Chaillot - or North Shropshire at least.
Sappho
You're in luck. I have the DVD here. Directed by Fritz Lang, starring Alfred Abel, Brigitte Helm, Gustav Frohlich (umlaut on the o), Rudolf Kein-Rogge, Heinrich George, Theodor Loos, Hans Leo Reich, Erwin Biswanger, Fritz Rasp, Olaf Storm, and several thousand others.
I think you are referring to Fritz Lang.
He fled Germany and made a string of films through 40's. For some reason , the only two I can remember are 'Return of Frank James' and 'Moonfleet'.
I only remember the latter because the Artificer and his mates, fancying themselves as Shropshire smugglers-despite the fact that we are further from the sea than any other county-, got thumps round the lugholes from 'mam' for hiding in the old well. We country kids had such simple pleasures.. in fact, we still do..that's why I'm on this site.
Happy New Year to all from the peasantry of Shropshire..
Fritz Lang! Of course!
Well copulate with me sideways on a Tuesday! How the hell could I have forgotten it was Fritz Lang?
I need a holiday - I'm losing my small (yet perfectly formed) marbles.
Anyone care to lay me down in a darkened room?
I've got a dark room ready and waiting for you. Do you want it just on Tuesdays, or every other day of the week too?
I need a holiday - I'm losing my small (yet perfectly formed) marbles.
I believe I may have a couple over here Sappho, close your eyes and hold your hands out........ :twisted:
Oooh, little velvety plums! How yummy. Now just the very gentlest pressure to check for ripeness...
Gently Sappho, if you squeeze ripe plums too hard they can make a sticky mess.......!
mal
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Be careful, Sappho! Don't squeeze those plums too hard, or they might burst. Then you'll be left with juice all over your hands. And then there's all the hassle of licking your fingers clean.
Great minds think alike DJohn, but just beat you to it!!!
Mal
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Great minds think alike DJohn, but just beat you to it!!!

Mal, being premature is not always something you want to brag about!! ;)
Mandy
(Ducks and runs....)
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Great minds think alike DJohn, but just beat you to it!!!

Mal, being premature is not always something you want to brag about!! ;)
Mandy
(Ducks and runs....)
As well you know, Mandy, timing is everything kiss
Mal
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Is that 2:4 or 4:4 timing - or am I thinking of football now??
lol
No, music Jags
But being on time is so much better than just missing the boat!!
Mal
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No, music Jags
But being on time is so much better than just missing the boat!!
Mal
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Couldn't agree more... xx
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Be careful, Sappho! Don't squeeze those plums too hard, or they might burst.

I never squeeze too hard. Just ask... (oops, about to be awfully indiscreet there). I practice in the fruit and veg section of Tesco's. I'd hate to bruise anything. :twisted:
If you ever need more practice, just ask. There'll be a queue of volunteer squeezees waiting outside your door within minutes.
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If you ever need more practice, just ask. There'll be a queue of volunteer squeezees waiting outside your door within minutes.

I have a vision of a glory hole with Sappho on one side and a large que of people passing some suculent plums through for a quick squeeze. Maybe even a little nibble if they are ripe enough to get Sappho's taste buds reacting.