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Need some help there Skippy??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Skippy, jason fallen down the well and he has broken his leg and the rains are coming and he gonna drown.
SOMEONE GET SGT BILKO QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave_Notts
Quote by Skippy the Bush Kangaroo
Tut-tut tut tut tut-tut! wave :wave: :wave: :wave:

OMG :shock: I understood what Skippy was saying..... It must be the Australian in me wink
Shireen
xxx
Quote by Dave__Notts
Skippy, jason fallen down the well and he has broken his leg and the rains are coming and he gonna drown.
SOMEONE GET SGT BILKO QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave_Notts
skippy said " every bloody week this happens ,looks like its time to get a new script writer "
SORRY SKIPPY
YOU WILL NOT FIND ANY BUSH HERE! He he! :smoke:
love debbie :rose: bolt
Quote by shireen-steve
OMG :shock: I understood what Skippy was saying..... It must be the Australian in me wink

You have an Australian in you? What, now? do you feed him or just make sure he's safe? :grin:
Mal
:wink:
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SORRY SKIPPY
YOU WILL NOT FIND ANY BUSH HERE! He he! :smoke:
love debbie :rose: bolt

NOR HERE :twisted:
Quote by mal609
You have an Australian in you? What, now? do you feed him or just make sure he's safe? :grin:
Mal
wink

Hehehehehehe..... I knew that someone would say that...... :wink: I thought at the time I should have said something different but hey where would we be without innuendo's??
What I should have said was "OMG I understand what Skippy just said, I wonder if that's because I am Australian"...
There that sounds much better :wink: lol
Shireen
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BANG!!


Hey Calamity you go one way and I'll go the other
And perhaps we can rustle up a nice Roo kebab
lol
Whaaat's theeees Tutta Tuta Tutta alla the tima - shheeeesh!
nicked the mexicans big straw hat
now he looks a bit of a prat
cos what before hid his head
now contains my meat and two veg
Two veg ? I seea only a pea a and a sprouta and no meata whatsoevera! Besidesa you don't wanna put thata sombrero anywaherea nera youra tackle mate!
Quote by Skippy the Bush Kangaroo
Tut-tut

Heya! I justa seena your beeg arsa pointin' ata meeea. You bea careful I gooda at a heeeitinga a beeg arsa lika thata!! I dona cara how manya Tuttas tuuttas come out of eeet.
OK Ugly, leave that varmint alone: he's Australian, aint got brains worth a can o' beans. You got 24 hours, then I'm leavin'......and one of us will be stayin' here-permanent! I'm going to hit the bedroll now-be there in the mornin'. (spits-lights cheroot)...wouldn' want these good folks to think you was a yeller Mexican?
Ha! there ain'ta no yeller in a Mexico - yellow ees only shaved a people in ponchos ha!
hey eli dont waste yer breath on George Michaels dad...jeez stubble is so eighties.
Yeesa but I justa found outa that heeesa shaveda unedr heees poncho - heh? smooth or whata?
Elliooo ugly . a girl is not to be so forward in these matters . but where do ya fancy takin a girl for a nibble.
Is that the right way of saying redface Im famished!
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Elliooo ugly . a girl is not to be so forward in these matters . but where do ya fancy takin a girl for a nibble.

Heya my leetle Doll Eliza - that ees the strangest cockney accenta I hear for yeeears. Thees Professora Heeegeeens - he eithera crappa or he a no feeeneeshed hee's a joba. You a coma weeth mee and I teach youa proper Eeengleesh and I geeeve you a good mouthfula as well eh? Heh! Heh!
you lot are mad just mad lol
MrsFC, surely you ave not just noteeced??? eet ees compulsory n'est-ce pas!?
maintenant, ou est le kangarou. delicieux avec un sauce au poivre! je suis un cuisinier tres bon, tu sais! <<< going weak at the knees yet MrsFC?? hhhmmmm??? ;-) >>>
cyrano
Hey, Cyrano !!
This bear doesn't have a clue what language you're speaking but he NOSE you must be saying something too important to SNIFF at !!!
wink
You're a great audience.....just put those swords and guns down !
ere fozzie, that cyrano fella. bet all he does is cut'n'paste from some bloody internet translator thingy. reckom he ain't french at all ya know! and a good bloody job too!! big nosed fecker tho eh??
neil x x x x
Quote by neilinleeds
ere fozzie, that cyrano fella. bet all he does is cut'n'paste from some bloody internet translator thingy. reckom he ain't french at all ya know! and a good bloody job too!! big nosed fecker tho eh??
neil x x x x

I once had a friend with a nose that big - cost him a fortune in tissues but was great at getting pickles out of a jar ! cool
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maintenant, ou est le kangarou. delicieux avec un sauce au poivre! je suis un cuisinier tres bon, tu sais! <<< going weak at the knees yet MrsFC?? hhhmmmm??? ;-) >>>
cyrano

You should try our local dish which is Roo in Bru - Yummy fillets of Fresh Roo marinated over night in the our favourite local drink Irn Bru - perfect for Sunday Lunch.
(you think I kidding but I have actually served this dish)
CQ
Bonjour Monsieur Bergerac!
Are you here to help our local constabulary?
Have you driven up here in your Alvis via Midsommer?
Does your presence indicate that the Masquerade Ball may result in being a Murder Mystery?
What is that you say? I have the wrong Bergerac! Is there another one?
I did consider the costume a little odd, I had assumed you were working under cover.
My apologies Sir.
Miss E. Bennett
Virginal Spinster of the Parish