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Quote by Dave__Nottsskippy said " every bloody week this happens ,looks like its time to get a new script writer "
Skippy, jason fallen down the well and he has broken his leg and the rains are coming and he gonna drown.
SOMEONE GET SGT BILKO QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote by shireen-steve
OMG :shock: I understood what Skippy was saying..... It must be the Australian in me
You have an Australian in you? What, now? do you feed him or just make sure he's safe? :grin:
Mal
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Warming the Bed
Quote by debbiewebs-90887
SORRY SKIPPY
YOU WILL NOT FIND ANY BUSH HERE! He he! :smoke:
love debbie :rose:
NOR HERE :twisted:
Quote by mal609
You have an Australian in you? What, now? do you feed him or just make sure he's safe? :grin:
Mal
Hehehehehehe..... I knew that someone would say that...... :wink: I thought at the time I should have said something different but hey where would we be without innuendo's??
What I should have said was "OMG I understand what Skippy just said, I wonder if that's because I am Australian"...
There that sounds much better :wink:
Shireen
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Sex God
Quote by Calamity Jane
BANG!!
Hey Calamity you go one way and I'll go the other
And perhaps we can rustle up a nice Roo kebab
OK Ugly, leave that varmint alone: he's Australian, aint got brains worth a can o' beans. You got 24 hours, then I'm leavin'......and one of us will be stayin' here-permanent! I'm going to hit the bedroll now-be there in the mornin'. (spits-lights cheroot)...wouldn' want these good folks to think you was a yeller Mexican?
Im famished!Quote by Eliza Doolittle
Elliooo ugly . a girl is not to be so forward in these matters . but where do ya fancy takin a girl for a nibble.
Heya my leetle Doll Eliza - that ees the strangest cockney accenta I hear for yeeears. Thees Professora Heeegeeens - he eithera crappa or he a no feeeneeshed hee's a joba. You a coma weeth mee and I teach youa proper Eeengleesh and I geeeve you a good mouthfula as well eh? Heh! Heh!
Sex God
you lot are mad just mad
Sex God
ere fozzie, that cyrano fella. bet all he does is cut'n'paste from some bloody internet translator thingy. reckom he ain't french at all ya know! and a good bloody job too!! big nosed fecker tho eh??
neil x x x x
neil x x x x
Quote by neilinleeds
ere fozzie, that cyrano fella. bet all he does is cut'n'paste from some bloody internet translator thingy. reckom he ain't french at all ya know! and a good bloody job too!! big nosed fecker tho eh??
neil x x x x
I once had a friend with a nose that big - cost him a fortune in tissues but was great at getting pickles out of a jar !
Quote by Cyrano de Bergerac
maintenant, ou est le kangarou. delicieux avec un sauce au poivre! je suis un cuisinier tres bon, tu sais! <<< going weak at the knees yet MrsFC?? hhhmmmm??? ;-) >>>
cyrano
You should try our local dish which is Roo in Bru - Yummy fillets of Fresh Roo marinated over night in the our favourite local drink Irn Bru - perfect for Sunday Lunch.
(you think I kidding but I have actually served this dish)
CQ
Bonjour Monsieur Bergerac!
Are you here to help our local constabulary?
Have you driven up here in your Alvis via Midsommer?
Does your presence indicate that the Masquerade Ball may result in being a Murder Mystery?
What is that you say? I have the wrong Bergerac! Is there another one?
I did consider the costume a little odd, I had assumed you were working under cover.
My apologies Sir.
Miss E. Bennett
Virginal Spinster of the Parish
Are you here to help our local constabulary?
Have you driven up here in your Alvis via Midsommer?
Does your presence indicate that the Masquerade Ball may result in being a Murder Mystery?
What is that you say? I have the wrong Bergerac! Is there another one?
I did consider the costume a little odd, I had assumed you were working under cover.
My apologies Sir.
Miss E. Bennett
Virginal Spinster of the Parish
