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How the hell do they have successful T.V careers?
My top 3, or rather bottom 3 would be in order of loathing least to most.
1) Richard (the Whiskey bottle) Madeley
2) Robert (the arrogant shite) Kilroy Silk
3) Jeremy (I'LL lull you into a false sense of security by pretending to be a mate before then ripping the shit into you on stage and saying "we'll let you have your say". Then not letting them whilst trying to deify himself Oh and his side kick. The one who is the counsellor to the 'guests' (read victims)then sleeps with a cute one once hmmmmm nice work if you can get it.)
If you didn't need therapy before Kyle you sure as f*ck would after.
Can you tell who i like least can you can you?
Leave Jezza out of this, he is a Legend. rolleyes
Ahhh Jezza is a god:
My name is Jeremy Kyle and this is my show
A brave woman everyone!
And guess what? You were LYING madam!
And guess what sweetheart? He was telling the TRUTH!
So you slept with three people whilst pregnant with his child...blimey
Don't pre-judge. There are two sides to every story
I'm just being honest babe
My brother used to be a heroin addict/ I have a 14 year old daughter/ My sister in law was an anorexic ballerina
Excuse me madam. This is my show. That's my name on the wall, I'm talking now. Sit down, shut up and let me speak, or get off my stage
Get a life, get a job and stop scrounging off me, and all of the other innocent tax payers of this country! Now get off my stage!
You stole somebodys wife sir!
Where I come from, men don't hit women
I didn't come to your dressing room, d'ya know why? Cause you DISGUST me!
Oh, and we can't forget the all important
I'm talking! Me! Me! I'm Jeremy Kyle, this is my show, and you're SCUM!

And of course Graham, the fantastic Graham, the amazing man who can work miracles and who jezza would like to **** ** **** **** lol
Ferne Cotton
She's so fekin annoying i have to change channel when i see and hear her. I have this overwhelming urge to smack her silly face with a well aimed shovel evil
oohhh yes Richard Smarmy arse madely
Judy isnt much better either
Harry Hill....thank god hes only a voice over on youve been framed now! He has the stage presence of a flat packed kitchen!
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oohhh yes Richard Smarmy arse madely
Judy isnt much better either
Harry Hill....thank god hes only a voice over on youve been framed now! He has the stage presence of a flat packed kitchen!

Oh come on!!! be sensible fgs!!!
flat packed kitchens have a use!!
bolt blink
Lost,
If you are talking about chat shows there is only one great chat show host that I liked and watched that was Parky! wink
Jeremy Kyle makes me want to hit someone.............someone preferably called Jeremy Kyle evil
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Ferne Cotton
She's so fekin annoying i have to change channel when i see and hear her. I have this overwhelming urge to smack her silly face with a well aimed shovel evil

Thank god there is someone else that feels the same way, was thinking it was just me, never heard someone that has to make everything about them!!! she is so goddam annoying...
Sam x
They have Transvestite Presenters now do they? i saw Lilly Savage once does that count?
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Jeremy Kyle makes me want to hit someone.............someone preferably called Jeremy Kyle evil

I know where your coming from.....
I sometimes wonder if it would be worth having a few affairs, taking countless illegal substances and becoming an alcoholic, just to get close enough to smack him right in his "I'm considerably better than you" gob.
Not many things make me mad, but he is near the top of the list...
i thought shows like kyle were made up with false guests just for ratings. or is that one different?
You're probaly right ty but he's still an annoying, sanctimonious little prick rolleyes
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You're probably right ty but he's still an annoying, sanctimonious little prick rolleyes

And in this description I think your being generous Sassy I would like to reiterate it if you don't mind
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You're probably right ty but he's still a Very annoying, sanctimonious little prick :roll:
Heck Lost and the rest of you, do you really mean to say that you have time to watch the rubbish they broadcast on the old box these days. confused:
Me I don't find anything much on there that makes it worth my while turning the thing on if it weren't for lynx wanting to watch that idiot Jeremy Clarkson on top gear I wouldn't even bother having one then I wouldn't need to pay the license fee. :twisted:
Maybe we could send Kyle an email telling him what debauched lives we all lead on SH then he would invite us all on his program and we could take turns kicking the sh*t out of him. wink
I would take my shoes off so that my turn lasted longer lol
Might also go for a tea break and then start again :lol:
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Maybe we could send Kyle an email telling him what debauched lives we all lead on SH then he would invite us all on his program and we could take turns kicking the sh*t out of him. wink
I would take my shoes off so that my turn lasted longer lol
Might also go for a tea break and then start again :lol:

I like your style :twisted:
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i dont watch these programmes but i know of jerry springer made all this famous with punchups and abuse.
I dont see why people want to go on these programmes and be made to look bad.
Do they ever praise anyone on them? just leads me to thinking a good fight or stand up shouting is just for ratings and not about real people with real problems
Jeremy Kyle first and foremost, followed by Trish Goddard, though she isn't as full of self importance and arrogance as she used to be.
russel flippin Brand annoys the hell out of me.
As well as looking like a cross between joan collins and fredie mercury, he is about as funny as trappin your nutsack in your fly zip.
i think with people like russell brand the money they get payed makes them think they are funny or entertaining.
I've never liked him because his type of comedy does not appeal to me,same with many others like chubby i laugh at some of jim davidson's stuff and i know some people cannot stand him.
Because broadcasters are in the market to get big stars onto screen and radio a bidding war gives people like brand and ross a good living.
Remember before all these reality shows kicked off people like davidson and old brucey were the bbc highest payed stars.
Its just things move on and so do the people.
I wonder how much these show hosts do get must be good as robert kilroy silk did it for years on earlier morning tv and he had a career as an mp which isn't too poor.
woooosssie that bloody fop. so glad i dont here himm on the radio any mmore.. :-)
he is back in jan giggle so you havnt got much longer before he is back